ScaryMary85
Active member
Top fridge related tips from Night of the Living Dead:
1. Clean your fridge from time to time
2. Buy some boxes... extra tip... make sure they fit in your fridge. You can do this by *surprise surprise* MEASURING THEM (fuck me! Who knew?!)
3. Instead of just looking at your food (with your own fucking eyes) put things in clear tubs so you can look through the clear tub at your food with your own eyes
4. Because looking at food through a transparent material is too confusing, buy labels for the tubs to make it extra clear what your fucking eyes are looking at
5. Chop up your stuff so that it goes out of date quicker. This serves no fucking purpose whatsoever other than make you look a pretentious prick
6. To stop cakes going stale, buy plastic ones instead. You can't eat them but they too will make you look like a pretentious prick when you photograph the inside of your fridge like a fucking moron
"HOPE THAT HELPS"
1. Clean your fridge from time to time
2. Buy some boxes... extra tip... make sure they fit in your fridge. You can do this by *surprise surprise* MEASURING THEM (fuck me! Who knew?!)
3. Instead of just looking at your food (with your own fucking eyes) put things in clear tubs so you can look through the clear tub at your food with your own eyes
4. Because looking at food through a transparent material is too confusing, buy labels for the tubs to make it extra clear what your fucking eyes are looking at
5. Chop up your stuff so that it goes out of date quicker. This serves no fucking purpose whatsoever other than make you look a pretentious prick
6. To stop cakes going stale, buy plastic ones instead. You can't eat them but they too will make you look like a pretentious prick when you photograph the inside of your fridge like a fucking moron
"HOPE THAT HELPS"