ScaryMary85

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Top fridge related tips from Night of the Living Dead:

1. Clean your fridge from time to time
2. Buy some boxes... extra tip... make sure they fit in your fridge. You can do this by *surprise surprise* MEASURING THEM (fuck me! Who knew?!)
3. Instead of just looking at your food (with your own fucking eyes) put things in clear tubs so you can look through the clear tub at your food with your own eyes
4. Because looking at food through a transparent material is too confusing, buy labels for the tubs to make it extra clear what your fucking eyes are looking at
5. Chop up your stuff so that it goes out of date quicker. This serves no fucking purpose whatsoever other than make you look a pretentious prick
6. To stop cakes going stale, buy plastic ones instead. You can't eat them but they too will make you look like a pretentious prick when you photograph the inside of your fridge like a fucking moron

"HOPE THAT HELPS" 🙄🙄🙄🙄🤔
 
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The Professor

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Joined Tattle just to post this.

Last night I emailed this woman nicely, to correct her bad grammar on one of her baubles. I thought she might be embarrassed if she started to sell them and her error went viral.

She came back at me with a really arsey response, and ARGUED that she was correct and I was wrong. I'm so amused by this. I have a first class degree, a PGCE, a Master's and I'm doing my PhD. I'm a primary school teacher and a university lecturer.

She constantly makes spelling and grammar mistakes in her stories. Very simple ones that primary school children don't make mistakes with.

Then she said, "You don't even follow me yet you watch my stories". So? I don't follow anyone that I don't know personally, yet I watch lots of people's stories. I'm not sure what that has to do with her being an unintelligent cretin, but there we go.

I am now blocked and most amused that she thinks her chavvy baubles are grammatically correct when they absolutely aren't 😁

Horrible lady.
 
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Morleybbz

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She wants a halloween door display? She just needs to pop a chair outside and sit down in it. Voila.
 
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Betterwithmakeup

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part time nurse…nope - just doing enough hours to keep her license for when people stop
buying overpriced labels. gave up nursing in the pandemic - what an hero
 
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