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I’m most excited about the baby’s name.

Meet Baby Dave only we pronounce it GOR-DON.

Keeping Kate up the duff, nobody needs a break more than her muff.

Merry Christmas tattle babes.

3 years
2 children
6 countries
1 house
1 god
1 vow
3087181097 litres of squash
20762778 yogurts
Happy anniversary

Bossinglife said:

Just to clarify I think anyone going out for non basics and haircuts is a cunt. I get that it’s allowed but I wouldn’t risk my life to go to costa and can’t understand why anyone else would but people do

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Because I wanted my fucking hair cut because I looked shit, so felt shit. And I don’t appreciate being called a cunt for it.

Also because my self employed hairdresser has had no income since March and is trying to get back on her feet.

MaybeItsMaybelline said:

What do you mean?! ...my middle names are Corfu Brian

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If I have a daughter, she’s going to be Crete Pete

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please tell me I’m not the only one who thinks she looks like Robbie rotten

Deceased

My bump is that big and I’m not pregnant.

Who is Layla?!?

I sent her a message as I stewed on what she said she had ‘lost’ I told her what I had ‘lost’
It wasn’t nasty and it wasn’t for sympathy, I just said think about your audience. I didn’t swear it nor was I rude I simply said you have two beautiful healthy children and you’ve had holidays and more importantly you haven’t lost anyone. I pointed out her maternity leave could’ve been worse and told her about my experience with someone close to me and their maternity leave during lockdown. She didn’t even have the decency to reply just hit the block button which shows how empathetic she is to anyone else. I even said to her it must have been hard for her going through maternity leave in lockdown
Proved to me what an awful self centred person she is and she is educating our children

She’s also a teacher and doesn’t realise that you don’t put an apostrophe at the end of your name. The Hogarth’s what?! Their virus?

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Shes put hypnobirthing affirmations on her fridge as it's where she spends all her time

As someone who lives near her I can confirm she has been at her mums and they've been having parties most nights. People coming and going.

Blackpoolbird said:

As someone who lives near her I can confirm she has been at her mums and they've been having parties most nights. People coming and going.

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And she had a party for Dave with all her family at her mums

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Evelyn, I wrote you a really intimate letter for you to read on your 18th.

That's lovely mum, that's so special. Something just for us.

You're welcome, but by the way, the whole of the internet has already read it because I wanted more likes.

So let me get this straight, because Kate we all know you read this. You are taking a 2 year old and a 2 month old, to Turkey (at it is hottest time, may I add) in a global pandemic, with your lashes (that should not be on). Your ignorance Kate to this global pandemic is irresponsible not only as a parent but as a human being. You flauted the rules since lockdown began and have openly done this on social media, your unprofessional, selfish and only put your own needs first. We all need a bit of sun Kate, but I'm sensible enough to not put my family and friends at risk. As a nurse, you infuriate me.

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