Hermaphroditecheerleaderf
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I sent the name Lauren in
hereforthethrills
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Kayla & Leah Itsines #12: Kayla’s botched face, Leah won’t comment on the Big Beige Space, Arna left without a trace
hello.hello
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New thread suggestion (my fave parts from other Tattlers suggestions put together)
Kayla & Leah Itsines #9 Kayla’s vajayjay is only for her JaeJae, Leah’s salmon in the sun gave everyone the runs.
Kayla & Leah Itsines #9 Kayla’s vajayjay is only for her JaeJae, Leah’s salmon in the sun gave everyone the runs.
adelaidewallflower
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Mrs SloppyI was furious so I sent an angry message about her sister’s disgusting behaviour. Told her that i’ve been following Kayla for years, bought all her BBG shit and her attitude since she sold sweat has been gross. Also got pissed about Ace and how disgusting it was for her to leave for a month for babymoon. Obviously Mrs Sloppy Slobberson defended her sister, said it’s not babymoon, she’s taken time off before a huge trip of work and that I’m so judgemental. she said I should unfollow. Told her I and a lot of other women have already unfollowed and bloody Mrs Sloppy blocked me
I’m dying Too bad it’s not time for a new thread title…
I’d be suggesting “Mr and Mrs Sloppy only eat beef and Kayla is a meal ticket for Teef”
rubbishandjunk
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I just want to come on here and give a BIG THANK YOU to Kayla for introducing us all to the very niche concept of mocktails. As an alcohol drinker, I’ve lost almost all my brain cells from drinking alcohol so I’m so grateful to her for telling us it’s possible to order a drink but without alcohol. My alcohol poisoned brain just literally filters out the ‘non-alcoholic drinks’ and ‘mocktail’ sections of drink menus. She’s really not like other girls, hey.
Pickoneforme
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Notes from my listen, not watch because I decided to listen while folding laundry.
First up, it's listed as being a "health podcast", health like "Yes Please". So playing fast and loose with the meaning of that word then. The episode promises to be a deep dive into the "dynamic duo", and they say they will show us who they really are.
Yep, started off laughing at themselves. They truly think they are hysterical. This podcast is "good vibes" "radio chat".
2 minutes in and Mitch tells her to introduce the name of the podcast. Apparently the name is because Leah is strict on the use of manners, but much like they have exceptions to not drinking, prolific use of swearing isn't classed as a lack of manners.
They go through their highs and lows. Apparently they do this before every dinner. They dynamic duo advise they have no lows. All high all the time. No context given to their highs, we are expected to be mind readers.
WAIT MITCH IS LOW BECAUSE HE IS ABOUT TO BE 28.
Now Leah is sad because she is also 28. They are samesies. #twinning.
There is now a story about a rolling bench that is not nearly as funny or awkward as they seem to think it is. It involves Leah, her bad back and the failure to navigate a ramp, and a bench losing a wheel. Terrible. This story alone is why influencers shouldn't be allowed podcasts.
Will add that Mitch laughs like one of my dog's squeaker toys. I'd try to be serious constantly if I laughed like I had an internal squeaker.
They claim to not have words for this story and yet, here we are. If this is the calibre of story for a podcast, then sign me up and pass me a microphone.
Oh wait, here's a story they have started but nope, that is for next week. They promise it will be funny, but look. I truly have my doubts. More laughter and now it is questions time. Mitch will ask questions first then audience questions. Mitch wants to get tissues ready for Leah.
Mitch asks what Leah does for work. She says she lies about what she does when people ask her that. I feel like that is an honest answer that should give her pause. Then she says that she settles on "I write cookbooks" as an answer.
Mitch says he doesn't know how to answer that question and also, no one asks him. Again, that should give you pause. Sometimes he lies about being a student so no one asks him more questions.
Leah wants to know what are misconceptions about Mitch. Mitch says that people thinks he does nothing. Not true. He does stuff
like this podcast. See. See.
Mitch said that Leah is a good cook as a misconception. Completely unaware of how that sounds. She said no because she is a great cook. It was awkward guys.
Leah has no idea how she got started doing what she's doing now. Apparently it's almost as if it happened overnight. No mention of the Itsines name, however.
She literally is just going through the timeline of Bare releases. It all started from giving people what they wanted.
They got "PTSD" from their first grocery line, because it was, to quote, "disgusting". It made them scared to start Yes Please. Rehashing the other failed brands. Basically admitting they are capitalising on her fan base.
They got a leg up with fresh produce for Taste Budd because her uncle worked the markets. Again, so much privilege! Most people can't create all these businesses on a whim. At the end of the day Taste Bud failed because it was hard work.
Soli was created on a whim because they were bored during lockdown. Again. So much unacknowledged privilege. Soli had to close because it was hard work running multiple brands. They don't like that. Did you know marketing for a business is hard?! And they had to do it for multiple.
Going to call it, Bare will get absorbed into Yes Please.
Now a game of who knows who better. Loser has to eat something. Just pointless. Really a ridiculous segment that added nothing to the podcast and was an unbearable listen. There was copious amounts of swearing, dry retching, and poor grammar. But as we know, swearing isn't bad manners.
Leah explains she has trouble coherently expressing her thoughts and ideas. She's correct.
And it's over.
If I wanted to listen to someone ask silly questions, laugh at their own jokes, and talk themselves up with very little self awareness or coherence, I'd phone my 10 year old nephew.
Can tell you I won't be returning. 1/10. A 1 because it had talking which is the bare minimum for a podcast.
First up, it's listed as being a "health podcast", health like "Yes Please". So playing fast and loose with the meaning of that word then. The episode promises to be a deep dive into the "dynamic duo", and they say they will show us who they really are.
Yep, started off laughing at themselves. They truly think they are hysterical. This podcast is "good vibes" "radio chat".
2 minutes in and Mitch tells her to introduce the name of the podcast. Apparently the name is because Leah is strict on the use of manners, but much like they have exceptions to not drinking, prolific use of swearing isn't classed as a lack of manners.
They go through their highs and lows. Apparently they do this before every dinner. They dynamic duo advise they have no lows. All high all the time. No context given to their highs, we are expected to be mind readers.
WAIT MITCH IS LOW BECAUSE HE IS ABOUT TO BE 28.
Now Leah is sad because she is also 28. They are samesies. #twinning.
There is now a story about a rolling bench that is not nearly as funny or awkward as they seem to think it is. It involves Leah, her bad back and the failure to navigate a ramp, and a bench losing a wheel. Terrible. This story alone is why influencers shouldn't be allowed podcasts.
Will add that Mitch laughs like one of my dog's squeaker toys. I'd try to be serious constantly if I laughed like I had an internal squeaker.
They claim to not have words for this story and yet, here we are. If this is the calibre of story for a podcast, then sign me up and pass me a microphone.
Oh wait, here's a story they have started but nope, that is for next week. They promise it will be funny, but look. I truly have my doubts. More laughter and now it is questions time. Mitch will ask questions first then audience questions. Mitch wants to get tissues ready for Leah.
Mitch asks what Leah does for work. She says she lies about what she does when people ask her that. I feel like that is an honest answer that should give her pause. Then she says that she settles on "I write cookbooks" as an answer.
Mitch says he doesn't know how to answer that question and also, no one asks him. Again, that should give you pause. Sometimes he lies about being a student so no one asks him more questions.
Leah wants to know what are misconceptions about Mitch. Mitch says that people thinks he does nothing. Not true. He does stuff
like this podcast. See. See.Mitch said that Leah is a good cook as a misconception. Completely unaware of how that sounds. She said no because she is a great cook. It was awkward guys.
Leah has no idea how she got started doing what she's doing now. Apparently it's almost as if it happened overnight. No mention of the Itsines name, however.
She literally is just going through the timeline of Bare releases. It all started from giving people what they wanted.
They got "PTSD" from their first grocery line, because it was, to quote, "disgusting". It made them scared to start Yes Please. Rehashing the other failed brands. Basically admitting they are capitalising on her fan base.
They got a leg up with fresh produce for Taste Budd because her uncle worked the markets. Again, so much privilege! Most people can't create all these businesses on a whim. At the end of the day Taste Bud failed because it was hard work.
Soli was created on a whim because they were bored during lockdown. Again. So much unacknowledged privilege. Soli had to close because it was hard work running multiple brands. They don't like that. Did you know marketing for a business is hard?! And they had to do it for multiple.
Going to call it, Bare will get absorbed into Yes Please.
Now a game of who knows who better. Loser has to eat something. Just pointless. Really a ridiculous segment that added nothing to the podcast and was an unbearable listen. There was copious amounts of swearing, dry retching, and poor grammar. But as we know, swearing isn't bad manners.
Leah explains she has trouble coherently expressing her thoughts and ideas. She's correct.
And it's over.
If I wanted to listen to someone ask silly questions, laugh at their own jokes, and talk themselves up with very little self awareness or coherence, I'd phone my 10 year old nephew.
Can tell you I won't be returning. 1/10. A 1 because it had talking which is the bare minimum for a podcast.
giving-in-urgh
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starryeyed23
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Loooong time follower of Kayla (weird side bangs era when she used to work out at the gym and the first BBG I bought was a PDF prior to her first tour in NYC). This is my first post and I can't believe the most recent Jayla instagram story. I'm appalled at the way Jae, Mitch, Leah (and I'm assuming Kayla off screen) were egging on Arna. In the video she's upset and frustrated that mommy's tummy hurts and she wants Jae to apologize because "he put the baby in her tummy". OMG I can't believe these people!! This child is upset that her mother is hurting and seeing that she doesn't understand conception the way adults do, her reaction is to ask Jae to apologize because he is acknowledging putting the baby in mommy's tummy which is causing mommy to hurt. WHY THE HELL WON'T HE JUST APOLOGIZE?!?! Instead they are causing Arna distress and frustration all so they can get some laughs on social media. I am a therapist who predominately works with children and this could have been a great teachable moment where he could have just apologized and shown Arna that though our intentions aren't to hurt others, at times that is what happens and we should just apologize. I feel so bad for the issues this child is going to have forming secure attachments and bonding in the future.
hello.hello
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Does anyone else find it weird that Mitch Itsines aka the extra limb used to dress like Tobi and now he dresses like Jae?
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blessmycottonsocks
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I just….can’t 
I wonder if it will be born with veneers?
I wonder if it will be born with veneers?
“Yes, we did it! I told you to convince her you hate how condoms feel. We will never have to work a day in our lives again”Image of said giant codependent circle jerk
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Lalalalaaaaaa85
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I’ll try and think of everything I remember and hopefully others will chime in. Kayla and Tobi broke up and then Kayla was dating a guy called Mitch (not Leah’s Mitchines) and was friends with a girl called Lauren and her boyfriend
Lauren and Jae split in August and a few weeks later Kayla announces her relationship with Jae and they create their cringe joint IG and just go over the top rubbing Lauren’s face in it.
Tobi is now with Rachel Dhillon another fitness influencer who is actually fit and healthy unlike Kayla. Kayla and Jae ran off round the world together leaving poor Arna. Luckily Tobi and Rachel provide a loving environment for her. Then Kayla got knocked up and had a BOY which is all that matters in the world ever.
Leah and Mitchines had their baby a couple of years ago and there were complications resulting in Gigi staying in hospital for weeks and Leah and Mitch decided a better use of their time was driving around looking for sashimi and leaving the nurses to comfort their poorly newborn.
Leah and Mitch have secretly sold the bigbeigehouse for reasons unknown. The IG page still exists but has been very quiet.
the family dynamics have changed massively and Kayla comes across as just a big ol bitch but her family also seem a bit like cling ons so she’s probably also tired of that.
Jae likes to spend all Kaylas money on scary dogs and big cars leading us to believe he has a little wiener
and his teeth are like A4 bits of paper in his mouth.Ha ha that was quite fun writing all that down
littlemeangoat
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I finally know who Mitch looks like!!!
i mean the resemblance is uncanny
i mean the resemblance is uncanny
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Stixandstones
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Guys! Cadbury responded! They thanked me for making them aware of Yes Please Health using their products in their advertising. I'm shook 
Anyone else had any responses too?
Do you think anything will come from it?
Anyone else had any responses too?
Do you think anything will come from it?
hello.hello
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The handle looks like it’s made of anal beads