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Gininteacups said:

When I was young, I had a much older narc ex who I was not that interested in - and ended up being in a 5 year relationship that I never wanted because I couldn't face the fall out if I left him. And I was right- When I did pluck up the courage to go it was pure hell for a few years. He'll still drag my name through the mud, 15 years later.

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Bloody hell, Gin, I could have written these exact words myself I hear ya. There's a special place in hell for these cunts.

Just catching up on Jodie's insta today. Friends coming round with bouquets, babysitting her on a rota system and cooking for her. WTF. The love of my life (the real love of my life, not a Max Beesley "scenario") died in a motorbike accident three months ago. Yes, my friends were brilliant and supportive but I didn't ask anyone to come look after me and they weren't turning up a la Delia Smith and whipping up roast dinners. I'm not relaying this for sympathy, I aint Jodie Exotic. It's just anyone would think that Billy had died from the way she's carrying on, it's a totally disproportionate response.

He dumped you, you unfragrant emotionally stunted twat. Get over yourself.

REFUSED!!!

Can’t read about her without thinking about her Freddie Mercury tattoo that looks more like Chris Kamara

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Jodie Marsh #27 I'm a bitch, got no lover, got no friends, got no brother, I'm a hoarder, I'm a whale, I'm gonna go to jail.

Edited for spelling!

Archduchess of Luxembourg said:

Woah! When? Is he away from Essex and safe or did he blink twice for us to rescue him???

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It was in Dunmow, they were in Tesco buying what looked like a normal food shop.
Nothing vegan in the trolley, I checked as I walked past.
He is smaller in real life but better looking.
They looked like a happy couple.
(I think she will have a nice looking vagina tbh)

Piff paff puff said:

If by now there are people out there hoping for a relationship with jodie marsh then frankly they deserve all they get

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There will always be thickos taken in by her who will soon find out what she’s really like. To be completely honest I’m rather thrilled if she is dating because you know the drill..

Phase 1: best man ever. This one treats me like I should be treated. The sex is amazing. Never felt like this before. Parge is mad about him too. All my friends love him. He’s not a vegan yet but just you wait….

Phase 2: he’s now a vegan! Sex is still amazing and he loves the animals too. He’s had to cut down hours at work because I want him around all the time. I’ve bought him these amazing Elvis shite, he’s a fan too! Life is brilliant, I’m the happiest I’ve ever been. His family is horrible though. They don’t treat him right!

Phase 3: I’ve dumped him, I can’t reveal too much about it but let’s just say it was violent, the meerkat is now in therapy pointing at places on a doll to show where it’s been touched by this vile c***!!! My friends hate him! Parge even paid for all his stuff! I don’t need a man!!! I hate him and I had to pay for his lousy ass! He bought me some poundshop perfume for my birthday!! He’s a loser!!! He couldn’t handle me!!


Aaaaaand repeat.

Good morning, trolls!

Credit to Fripps Farce

N0s3yr0s3y said:

That comment was on Jodie Exotics latest post, could’ve been removed by now

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Jodie Exotic and Billy Fuckin Baskin

Solicitor here - she better have a very good lawyer. She has just very publicly demonstrated a high level of coercive control over him, which is punishable by law now. If she is found to have been controlling his ability to communicate (which is quite clear in her cavalier use of his personal social media accounts and telephone) she faces prison time, should he turn the tables. There’s also the clear attempts to defame his character, and pretty obvious slander. Watch this space, but if I were him, I’d think smart on this one.

I really like Jodie Marsh.

Tattoo isn't great I'll admit, however, I've seen worse

Early thread title suggestion:

Jodie Marsh & Fripps Farm #41 Eyeliddle diddle. Accounts they are fiddled. A drone flew over the goon.

TwistedSister24 said:

Fucking dead

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Careful now. Billy might take a fancy to you.

Early thread title suggestion.

Kitted Billy out in all the designers
Just to get pics of pulled apart vaginas.

Blodwin said:

Hopefield have posted an update on Hamish on FB. He was put into a field on his own to settle him in on Wednesday.

Hamish decided to break out of that field to join the other cows and is currently bonding with a dexter.

I've been quite hard about this whole heartbreaking situation all along. This is the one that has done me and my eyes are finally leaking!

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Hamish is definitely smiling

Comments on the Daily Mail are savage.
This is my favourite so far

Having grown up with someone who is exactly like Jodie, i think there is always a grain of truth in what she says. For example, when she said he had commented she needed to get in the gym when she put weight on when her mum was dying. What probably happened is, she got upset and said to him “ive let myself go, i feel ugly and fat etc etc etc” and he said, why dont you hit the gym, trying to motivate her, and encourage her. So grain of truth, sandblasted into a whole beach load of ammunition against him.

The same goes with the rest of it. Maybe one of his mates shared a disgusting video in their group chat. Maybe Billy never commented on it, maybe he actually was sickened by it but its saved onto his camera roll and he forgot (mine does automatically from WhatsApp) and now hes a necrophile. So grain of truth gets blown out of all proportion.

She’s dangerous, and i think any bloke that gets involved with her after watching her character assassinations on her ex’s needs his head testing.

Here's my theory - he dumped her. Told her he didn't feel the same any more, tried to let her down gently. Massive argument ensues. She insults him, mocks him and he retaliates by saying she'd let herself go and was boring in bed. She then rants about how she paid for everything "And I paid for that fucking phone too so I'm having it back!" She's seized his phone(s) and has gone through them meticulously to find ammunition to fire at him. I'd bet my fucking house he's dumped her - this is classic narc rage because she lost control over her Elvis dolly.

From Elvis Presely to Jimmy Savile Jnr in the space of 24 hours.

If she wasn't insured she is fucked. The ceiling has collapsed in places, it looks like water has dropped down the walls in the hallway so you can add in roof damage. Then there is wall damage, floor damage, ceiling damage downstairs.

Doors,windows, maybe some walls, electrics, flooring. Fixtures and fittings.

She's got to be looking at £100k probably more.

All of her clothes and shoes will need to be replaced so that's another £30.