LinaLamont
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What would you think if your neighbour, who’s parents retired to Spain, suddenly changed her name from Mary to Maria and began talking like puss in boots? Fabricating your entire identity in such a way is not a weird quirk, it’s insane behaviour.
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Gamu
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Her parents must have been in on it...apparently she repeated her wedding vows with "si" rather than "yes". She also carried a big Spanish hand fan and waved it around while on the altar, another nod to her Spanish heritage. I am feeling embarrassed for her as I type this.
I was of the opinion that as delusions and identity go its on the less harmful end of the spectrum but if her children have been lied to that makes it really serious and not just an eccentricity
I was of the opinion that as delusions and identity go its on the less harmful end of the spectrum but if her children have been lied to that makes it really serious and not just an eccentricity
Pot2PeeIn
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I find the whole thing hilarious. I’ve thought for years that this woman is unhinged the way she just keeps popping out babies- it’s always come across like with each infant she was entitled to more exposure more money more fame- she never stopped posting and trying for media attention , always in her knickers, upside gown yoga-ing.
I’d love to think that she kept up the faux Spanish accent and Alec genuinely thought he’s married some exotic woman... and he’s butt hurt he’s been catfished so won’t admit it because of pride (and all the kids she’s had
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I think I’d be terrified of my husband if he suddenly turned around and had a french accent and a completely different background and life story to what I’d thought for years. Absolutely TERRIFYING. It’s so sinister- ultimately I think she has mental issues and this wasn’t all done to get ahead in the showbiz industry it was to bag a celeb also and new life
I’d love to think that she kept up the faux Spanish accent and Alec genuinely thought he’s married some exotic woman... and he’s butt hurt he’s been catfished so won’t admit it because of pride (and all the kids she’s had
) I think I’d be terrified of my husband if he suddenly turned around and had a french accent and a completely different background and life story to what I’d thought for years. Absolutely TERRIFYING. It’s so sinister- ultimately I think she has mental issues and this wasn’t all done to get ahead in the showbiz industry it was to bag a celeb also and new life
If shed said she loved Spain, has an affinity with the country etc thats fine. She faked an accent, pretended to her children that they were half Spanish and pretend that she couldnt speak English! Your son has an affinity with his cultural heritage. She has no link to Spain whatsoever, so she is a liar because she lied about being Spanish!
WhatwouldPrinnyDo
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It’s so cringeworthy I can hardly watch the footage of her doing a pseudo Spaneesh accent.
The affected way that she speaks in some of those interviews is too much.
Calling her children ultra-Spanish names and incorporating such touristy Spanish themes into her wedding ( a fan, a mantila veil, Spanish music) is unbearably funny. I’m surprised she didn’t make Alec wear a matador outfit at the altar.
She was also caught out tweeting during the funeral of James Gandolfoni, and she Played the sympathy card saying she was pregnant and she had to leave the ceremony, And just tried to cover it all up.
She is the master at coverups, and deflection so that she doesn’t have to face any of the accusations against her
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The affected way that she speaks in some of those interviews is too much.
Calling her children ultra-Spanish names and incorporating such touristy Spanish themes into her wedding ( a fan, a mantila veil, Spanish music) is unbearably funny. I’m surprised she didn’t make Alec wear a matador outfit at the altar.
She was also caught out tweeting during the funeral of James Gandolfoni, and she Played the sympathy card saying she was pregnant and she had to leave the ceremony, And just tried to cover it all up.
She is the master at coverups, and deflection so that she doesn’t have to face any of the accusations against her
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lalalanded
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If this is true she is fucking certifiable. I refuse to believe she can be a decent mother when she keeps doing crazy shit like this. She's only recently given birth but can't even wait nine months for another. Absolute lunatic. I think they are accessories to her.
Sick of the bs
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Charming! They over share (and purposely leave out huge details) then get arsey when someone asks about it. Gaslighting much?!
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She said it was a ‘surprise’ so I’m assuming her, unless Alec has accidently impregnanted a surrogate
A perfectly timed "surprise" to take attention away from the legal proceedings....
BashmentLady
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I am so glad for this thread!
She looks well beyond 36.
Some comedy from other threads/the internet at large:
She looks well beyond 36.
Some comedy from other threads/the internet at large:
Alistess
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Yes, but they don’t start talking like Nicola Sturgeon, Enya or Angela Merkel.
I literally cannot get my head around the fact that if you have enough money you can buy anything. Even baby Girls 
I feel shocked and disgusted. I could understand if she had tried for Years and had miscarriage after miscarriage and no baby. However she has 5 healthy children - I just cannot fathom and it makes me worry for the world that is to come 
I feel shocked and disgusted. I could understand if she had tried for Years and had miscarriage after miscarriage and no baby. However she has 5 healthy children - I just cannot fathom and it makes me worry for the world that is to come WhatwouldPrinnyDo
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The embarrassment must be at vertigo inducing levels for Alec. He has either been duped. Or has duped the public. Neither option comes off well.
she’s so brazen.. or sociopathic....she’s probably like ..meh! about the whole thing.
The kids living with their ninja turtle Spanish names for the rest of their lives is the most outrageous knock on effect of all of it.
she’s so brazen.. or sociopathic....she’s probably like ..meh! about the whole thing.
The kids living with their ninja turtle Spanish names for the rest of their lives is the most outrageous knock on effect of all of it.
LaraQ
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.Fuckin hell.
Libbylulu
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This is so bizarre that she made up a whole new persona. Did she really think in this day and age she wouldn’t be exposed? Pretending English was her second language, forgetting the word for cucumber on a cookery show and having to over annunciate the name Baldwin to her family at the wedding. Not only did she name her children Spanish names but she went as far as to name the family dog Diego! Alec will be ribbed for this for a long time!!