String Man

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Didn't realise Harold had a family crest.

Arise Sir Harold - Wearer of the Gucci Belt, Keeper of the JD Seasonings, Defender of the Cheesy Chips and Prince of Bullshit


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Damocles

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Has He Lost Interest In Weight Loss Now He Appears To Have Turned Into Cesar Millan The Fucking Dog Whisperer?

That Gives An Idea For A Thread Suggestion..

Harry Pickard #9 : Was He Ever Following A Weightloss Plan? He Appears To Have Morphed Into Cesar Millan.
 
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letsmeltthatlard

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New thread.

thanks to me for the thread title suggestion winning with 29 votes and got the number right this time.


sing it with me everyone....

Stick a gucci in me pocket
I'll fetch the seasonings from the van
Cause if you want the weight loss proof
And you don't ask questions
Then brother I'm your man

Where it all comes from
Is a mystery
It's like the changing of the seasons
And the tides of the sea
But heres the one thats driving me berserk
Why do only pickards and seasonings work
La la lala - la la la la la (etc)
 
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Truthseeker

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Ab, thanks! I’m feeling appreciative of them even more now!



Some of them are poor, mine is on holiday at the moment :( and unfortunately the lady who is standing in is just nowhere near as good. She’s very cold and unenthusiastic. She also said, when talking about an event that I have coming up, that it would be fine to just have what I want as I’ve done so well so far......hmmm, I don’t think I’ll do that! Whereas, my usual would encourage a plan to ensure I’m not disappointed the following weigh in.

Of course, Harry could comment on his consultant too.....
Harold has the best consultant ever. She opens up the group 15 minutes early for a private audience with him. She never gives him all of those silly reward certificates because she doesn't want his fridge etc to get cluttered up with the things. She never chooses him for slimmer of the week because she knows he doesn't like fruit and veg so she saves him the trouble of having to cart his prize home to empty it in to the bin. Best of all she lets him choose whatever weight gains and losses he likes and she even let him treat the 2st he lost 4 times like a lottery rollover so that he could say he'd lost 8st. Proper diamond Harolds consultant is.
 
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I’m a long time lurker but I’ve absolutely had enough of this little scrote! After he was ‘seeing’ a friend of the family for a few weeks (recently). He is a obsessed self centred little prick. He admits he hasn’t lost 8st. He apparently earnt 50k+ off Instagram in the last year. According to him it’s ‘too time consuming to be Instagram famous, that’s why I can’t settle down’ his EXACT words! He is obsessed with sending pictures of himself and his pecker constantly and randomly! He’s too grown up and mature to have any drama or negativity in his life. He is so controlling even after a couple of weeks, telling this poor lad to change his looks/style. He talks down to people like they are a piece of shit on his shoe. His head is soooo far up his own arse it’s unreal! God I’m mad 😂
 
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letsmeltthatlard

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I've been looking at this all day... and I've finally figured it out.... someone was missing!

don't worry tho, I've reunited the pickards... I'm like davina mccall on long lost family 😂

you may not exist to harold, but we know you exist unknown pickard ❤
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letsmeltthatlard

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I've finally realised why he has been so quiet as of late....he's been recording his debut album!

I can exclusively reveal its artwork & tracklisting below:

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