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@JackSpratt
And a welcome to new members, y'all seem to pop up with a lot to say. If you wouldn't mind "introducing" yourselves, just what made you join, and what was the tipping point?
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coolnigh
Member
Friday at 1:06 PM
I did come across this absolutely 100% real review of Jarvis Janssen:





“I don’t know what it is, but I love it!!”
—
LindaInMilwaukee59, Tier 3 Patreon
As a proud Shitoo™ Patreon subscriber (Platinum Peacock Poo Tier), I was
thrilled when Stephanie and Philip listed a “rare antique conversation set with whimsical damage.” I didn’t even read the rest—I just clicked “Buy Now” faster than Philip can misidentify a 1980s garden chair as Louis XV.
What arrived? Honestly? No idea. It might be a plant stand. Or a footstool. Or possibly a hat rack that gave up. It’s completely unusable, structurally questionable, and one leg is wrapped in twine for “aesthetic integrity.” I
adore it.
I put it next to the reproduction gramophone I also bought from their “Unverified Provenance” sale. It doesn’t work, but Stephanie once vaguely gestured at it during a vlog, and now it’s practically a
heirloom.
Is it overpriced? Of course.
Is it tasteful? Not remotely.
Did I just up my pledge to the “Château Enabler” tier? You bet I did.
Every month, I receive exclusive updates, blurry videos of disintegrating rooms, and the illusion of friendship with people who wouldn’t return my emails even if I mailed them a lemon drizzle cake. Worth. Every. Penny.
I may be alone, divorced, and slowly being buried alive by mismatched side tables—but I feel seen.
Stephanie liked my comment once. I showed it to my cat.
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JackSpratt
VIP Member
Monday at 6:40 PM
Popping in quickly, thank you for all the good wishes.
Surgery went well, listen to the Beatles and then U2 during. Everyone here is nice and kind.
Back in my room having cryotherapy until tomorrow morning.
Painkillers on intravenous pump.
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JackSpratt
VIP Member
Saturday at 11:46 PM
Off top
Mr Spratt took me out for a pre surgery meal this evening at our 'local'. Try as we might, we still didn't make it to 75 € a head.
Just saying.
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Heathcliffe
VIP Member
Friday at 8:12 PM
Hello!

How are you hags & bags? I just saw something quite irritating. "Formula 1 with Stephanie Jarvis" posted a couple of days ago. Potts is desperate. He gets Stephanie to stand in her kitchen and respond and pretend to be interested in his playground. She ain't interested, it is plain for all to see, we know how she looks when she lies

He is SO desperate to get more followers, but this is just pathetic. Has it occurred to him that her viewers are mostly American grannies who like cooking, fairytales and gardening, not fast cars? He's got Peter Pan syndrome. I'm not patient with grown men who act like children...unless they surf of course.
Marie has got the horn, easy to see for a man.
Nati has got less attractive, not sure why.
Stephanie needs to stop painting temporary plywood. Waste of time (she could be sleeping or drinking) and it did look ugly.
Chris is smoking' something, or boning Marie in his breaks. Smiles like the cat that got the cream.
Phillip is on his period, clearly.
Ombeline is hot, I'd definitely enjoy that...
Not much else to report! Love you all, especially Jeeves baby xxx
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