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Sang to the tune of Craig david 7 days


Started keho on de monday,

Had a kinder bar on de Tuesday,

Den I had me jellies on de Wednesday

And on tursday and friday and Saturday,

den said fuck ih by de sunday

Away in a manger,
Curry stains on the bed,
A box of Chez Cheeses,
Our Grace is well fed.

To the gym, Grace is going,
Before the baby awakes,
Then off for fat freezing,
And some gifted cupcakes.

From tree house to London,
I-halee's Zen Jen,
Gracie sure loves her free time,
Where the fuck are the hens?

She's a real hard worker,
Anything for a fee,
From ke-ho to booh picnic's,
To discussing her gee.

Shilling toothpaste and lipsticks,
Despite her anxi-ihee,
Cacao makes your heart grow,
Her pals know what she means.

And Kips is just so proud,
Of his gorg Tallaght hun,
As she stomps in the bedroom,
In her nice micky bun.

Grace looks at the bright sky,
It's 11am,
And the Tattlers are speechless,
As she goes back toooooooooooo BEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

Brekkie on a playh
Vag in a stayh
Kids behind a gayh
but still losing lots of wayh

Hi Grace

I am going to leave you a message here because I have sent you messages before and answered question boxes and never got a response.

Firstly, fair play to you yesterday for being honest and saying you are concerned about the drop in followers and asking for advice.
Now, this is the thing here. You asked for advice. You asked why you were dropping followers.

You then came back and defended the paid ads, defended the photoshop and then thanked everyone for the NICE comments.
You didn't thank anyone who took the time to leave you constructive feedback.

I have no issue with the paid ads. This is your income and I completely understand that. But you need to balance the paid ads against other non paid content or your page becomes uninteresting and basically a shopping channel.

What I do have issue with and what made me unfollow during the first lockdown was the absolute sheer amount of free stuff that was shown daily. Food arriving every singe day. Literally daily. I know you think this is you helping local businesses ( and it probably does) but it just makes you look greedy. You don't need to accept everything.
How about once in a while if someone approaches you to send you something then run a competition to gift it to a follower instead? That way the company gets exposure and you might gain some new followers.

Everything is gifted. Kids clothes, toys, make up, hair curlers, Disney plus. You can say no.
This is not to mention the three Dysons, three coffee machines and endless amount of kettles and toasters that seem to arrive into the house.

I'd say 90 percent of people on here were followers at one stage. But people just get sick of watching this stuff, especially when the whole country is on its knees.
A lot of people are out of work and can't afford brand new iphones. Can you finally see where I'm coming from now ?

Say no to a few things. Give them away. Engage with your followers and not just the ones who give good feedback.

And please, stop telling people daily how much you weigh or how much you've lost. No one cares.

That analogy about the airline and the oxygen isn’t relevant to Grace. The children would have to be on the plane with her first.

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Was beh with da covid until round day 10..then my family never saw me again.

There’s some snores in dis house
There’s some snores in dis house

Get a bucket and a mop
Me house is in a flop

I don’t cook
I don't clean
Would yiz stop bein’ so mean?

When Me kids are ouh da door
I’ll go lay on Zen’s floor

I drink me coffee all day long
Me tree-free machines make dem strong

I’ll chewtorial me plah’
Jus how many Tymes is dah?

Whatchu got?
I’ll take da lot
I don’t buy it
But I’ll try it
I don’t pay- theres no way

All dis talkin bouh me gee
It’s just me anx-i-ih-Heeeee

I need some chill time
Need some me time

Nothing for it
You can be sure of it

I’m takin to the bed
Yes I’m taking to me bedddddddd

There’s some snores in dis house
There’s some snores in dis house

Maybe a little early for a new thread title but sure il throw one out!
Run run as fast as you can you can’t catch me I’m an absentee Mam…

New thread title - Stompin around the Christmas tree! The kids only get out if we go for free!

Stompin around the Christmas tree, dresses so short you can see my Gee

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Trip after trip, one after the other. You’d be forgiven for thinking she wasn’t a Mother.

Thread Title: just a Tallaght hun in a dildo bun, tryin' to manifest content now me weddin's done

Boredofinfluencergram said:

Likely too big because they had to guess the correct size cause she tried on a ten, not too big because of the 6kg shes lost over the last year. She’s never actually tried the dress on in a size close to her true size until today. Grace won’t let that small detail get in the way of patting herself on the back for a job well done on the dress being too big. All those mornings and evenings she abandoned her children are worth it cause the dress doesn’t fit thanks to her “hard work”.

I love how she denied Sienna the playground at the garage but Anne had to take Sienna away so Grace could take a minute by the sea to smell her Da. She genuinely astounds me with her selfishness

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Smell her da

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Kids with ma, smelling her da, please God put on a bra

The Proclaimers gave me a bit of help with this one!



When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the Mam who ditches kids with glee.
When I go out, yeah, I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna wear the micro dress that skims me gee!
If I get drunk, well, I know he's gonna be,
I know my Kipsy's gonna be so proud of me.
If I sea swim, Tattler's know how it's gonna be,
I'm gonna wade in as far me left knee!

But I would stomp 500 steps,
And I would stomp 500 more,
Just to be that Mam who stomps 500 steps,
To flee out the front door.

When I hide me cah, yeah, I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be reveling in publicity.
When there's free tat, oh you know it's gonna be,
I'm gonna be the grabby one, gimme dah!
And when I give birth, oh you know it's gonna be,
It's gonna be a gifting day all about MEEEEEEEEEE!
I am beautiful, and you know what puzzles me,
Why me fan's are always calling me Greasy?

But I would stomp 500 steps,
And I would stomp 500 more,
Just to be that Mam who has 500 naps!
Wait! What? SNORE!

Da la da la, forgot I'm a Ma!
Dun dun dun what kiddies, kiddies, kiddies, what kiddies, kiddies, kiddies.
Da la da la, need a new bra!
Dun dun dun swinging diddies, diddies, diddies, swinging diddies, diddies, diddies!

Who wants to do the recap - ill do it in emojis 🧉

let me know if I missed anything

New thread title: Baby Jail, Photoshop Fail, Krisps put up a dado Rail!

New thread title:

Grace Ventura and the Pet Detectives

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Hates parenting, the cruise was a farce, her wedding was rougher than a badger's arse

Grace!!!! wakey wakey, time to get up out the boffice bed. You've finally achieved something!!!

Grease: waa? gimme dah

You've hit 100 Tattle threads!! Congratulations! That's over 100,000 posts calling out your lies, bullshit, manipulation, dishonesty and mistreatment of your kids!!!



Sit back on your hole and let's remind ourselves why you're possibly Ireland's most disliked influencer.


Your 'work' is always impeccable:


Always the ultimate professional at networking events:



Unbelievable acting and effort goes into your ads:



Always at one with nature. We'll never forget what you taught us, that bahhered sausage crying is good for the soul:



Known for always putting motherhood first:


Ability to network with whomever she crosses paths with:


Happy to let others have the spotlight:


The most classy, glamorious insta bride hit our screens last summer. We can't understand either why TWG ignored all your wedding photos and didn't repost or offer your paid pieces like Dim:



Your attention to detail is always second to none:


Brand loyalty is through the roof:

Your love for Krispy has us all jealous. What a hunk! (but have youse been snapped together since the weddin of de century)?



And last but not least. A tribute to your true loves, your beloved babies...



Loki and Kara:


Grace, you provide us with endless entertainment. But I'll continue to be a Karen emailing relevant brands and companies pointing out the facts about your 'influencing'. I'm not a troll (your favorite fucking excuse) and I believe most Gimme Dahs are too. You a disGRACE.

And now for the real award.

@Idontevengohere Congratulations on winning the 100th thread title which had a Grease stomping, 133 votes! Your prize is an overnight stay, sharing a bed with Grease in the next place she successful begs a freebie from. We advise getting up early for breakfast before she claims two buffets for herself. Special shoutout to @forgotmyacc who coined Gracetopher Columbus.

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Me back pain so bad minding kids is a no no, but mention a night out and watch me go go