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minky9595 said:

She captioned these “new year, nude me”.
Jesus fucking christ

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Lord, the second-hand embarrassment is silver medal worthy.

Lola123 said:

He’s quite an average looking imo, nothing to write home about…. The soft launch clearly went the way she thought it would…. Will she now make him her whole personality…. That’s the question

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He looks like every bog-standard British bloke born in the 90s. Probs called Jack, Harry or Connor. His fave dish is pizza (naturally from Pizza Express), but if he's feeling 'exotic' he'll go for butter chicken. Boasts about having been abroad, but in reality, has never left Europe. Snorts a line on the weekend to get himself in the mood. Thinks he's got top bantz and has a cheeky appeal, but at the end of the day he's the type of lad who wears an effing shirt-with-jeans combo.

Emma’s Rectangle #4: Content always late, sense of humours up for debate, run a marathon without training? Completed it mate

Am I going crazy here or is this woman getting paid to make videos of her, getting her hair cut, getting her nails done, getting tattoos, talking about going for drinks, apologising for not having time to talk because she’s in a rush to get to her next beauty appointment or because she was hungover from socialising. She basically gets paid, to brag?! This is classed as a job? She gets paid to do all of this stuff most of her followers, (without whom she wouldn’t have the money to do all of this) could only dream of being able to afford? Why do people line these ‘influencers’ pockets?! I just don’t get it!

I only started watching her a few years ago because I assumed it was a woman in her late thirties and her teenage son. Took me a while to figure out I was wrong and Tim was actually her other half. Haven't watched her since the split because her posts are boring af.

People are realising

Her newest vlog has wound me up sooo much omg. She prioritises her gym workout over being responsible and making it to a business meeting, doesn’t remember to actually make a note of the dates of an expensive event she booked as a Christmas gift for her sister and ends up missing it, and then whines about her grown out nails and the salon not having appointments for her over the weekend. I genuinely struggle to understand how she functions as a normal person. Her privilege is actually sickening. I’m the same age as her (25), I work 8-6/6 days a week as a retail manager, and I still can’t afford the luxury of a *free* Uk cruise to only then complain I’m not tanned because ‘I haven’t left the country in 2 years’. Or get my nails done weekly, or book myself onto a nice little art course, or go out to events/with my friends every night. She needs a reality check and I need to unfollow her immediately

Guys I just uploaded my first reel an hour and a half ago and I just got a notification that it has over 1k views... Im not saying I’m a celeb or anything now but ... basically, I’m about to quit my job, hit the gym, and stew some apples!

what is this pic

Do you guys remember when she got all dressed up and drove to her old school to go do a speech at and then realised it was the wrong month and the talk was actually the month after?! Like how is that possible? Idiot

A 'nice busy week'

Monday
Shoots and edits a campaign (influencer speak for AD?)
Goes to the gym

Tuesday
Goes to the gym
Can't go to London as planned, which means she doesn't have to leave something until last minute tomorrow and can have a slow day tomorrow instead
Laughs at herself for being nervous about an art class
Laughs hysterically at a plate of eggs
Laughs at herself going on a walk
Flaps some more about art class

Goes to art class

Wednesday



Thursday
Shoots a Starbucks campaign (AD) which looks to be her wearing a blazer while burning pancakes

Friday
A visit to her sister and nephew today.
Big Laughs because Emma spent a fortune on Moulin Rouge tickets and didn't write the date down anywhere and now they've missed it. WHAT IS SHE LIKE GUYS!? Anyway, now she's going to go and share that news with her sister in lieu of a Christmas present. It's the thought that counts, ey?

Saturday
More burnt pancakes
Today is one of those 'reset' days they all like to do, so she's fake tanned and looking grubby
She's going to 'make a cute little fit' (which I assume is influencer speak for 'get dressed') before going bowling with her grown out nails

Sunday
More bowling

Emma's Rectangle #3 keep your nose out of my feels, make sure you watch my #ads and reels

New insta post and all I can see is her standing in dog pee.

Thread suggestion: “Bought a Peloton bike for just one spin, everyone’s wondering what’s happened with Tim”

Why did she do all those dramatic stories about the spider on her stairs when she knew she was gonna call her dad to get it?

We all knew she was going to call her dad. The spider knew she was going to call her dad. Stop playing us.

Thread suggestion - Emma’s Rectangle #6 trout pout, desperate for tiktok clout, improve her form? Very much doubt

I didn't watch the entire vlog from this week because I'm just not that interested.

I think this is meant to be a dining room


Driving on a motorway with her hands off the wheel, pretending to sing into a microphone/ drumming. And why do influencers think anyone wants to see them singing in the car!?


Vaping very cool


It stresses me out when she's running late to meet someone and sending things to her manager before rushing out the door even though she's just been faffing about doing her makeup and did a workout. I have friends like this and it's just such shitty behaviour that wears thin after awhile. It's all very well saying everyone around you just has to be patient, but maybe try managing your time better and showing some respect.

Lmao got myself blocked after responding to her story asking what she's taking a "proper break" from.

Our Emma, always following the rules.

If you all will indulge me, here us a list of reasons why this vlog was the vlog to make me unsub:
1. No one enjoys watching ppl sing in the car. No one. Not a single life form is actually entertained by this.
2. The broad had a bad mental health day so she took a week, a whole week, off from her work, full well knowing that she had a cruise coming up and would be on vacation after already being on vacation.
3. The "work" she does do for these trips are equivalent to what I record or post on socials as a noninfluencer.
4. She has the balls to sarcastic about her upload schedule and it's totally blind to her privilege. It's never, "hey sorry I haven't been uploading decent content", or, "I know these trips, my lifestyle, my ability to go rogue whenever my mood dips, my lengthy daily gym sessions, are all because of my audience so thank you for sticking through what has been subquality and sparsely posted content". The entitlement is beyond me.

In today's vlog she basically says why do people complain when she only posts the weekly vlog and no mid-week video because that's still "six hours of work"... so less than most people do in a single day?