Spongranch
Active member
Marriage? But Danny has stolen my heart. I cannot cheat on Saint Danny of BurwashI have no words I have never been in so much awe! Please will you marry me?!
That is a very kind and a lovely offer of marriage, but as you know, Danny & The Turnips discussed flirting with TC's to reduce negative comments, and with people noticing his winking, I can't help but think Danny has started Operation Flirt. I do plan to slap on some Old Spice and Brut 33 as a kind of barrier contraceptive, should he plan to take the winking to the next level.
I have checked his winking, which has been commented on and it's actually Morse code that spells out "whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it, I want you back for good". It took him a week to spell that out! Very romantic Danny, or is it just the subscriptions you want back?
I am also profoundly flawed. My last message was very "ranty", unlike Danny, I don't "always say things from a nice place," and I fail to think about what I am saying "eight times before I have said it".
That's why Danny has offered me the chance to enrol on his 80/20
"Think (8x) before you speak, saying it with kindness course".
Join me, and never again will you post a message pointing out his failings, his inconsistencies, idiotic tendencies, lack of preparation, and comedy moments that make a 6-hour speech on rice production in North Korea by Kim Jong -un sound appealing.
Use coupon code "GULLIBLE50" you also get an ebook of Dannys thoughts and anecdotes outlining his compassion towards people who disagree with him. Plus, a big cushion to hug when sitting on the settee, with Dannys pre-decline face on it!
You get a certificate, a phone call from Saint Danny and a signed photo when you complete the course. Only 12 payments of £25 paid in crypto to an offshore account. Payment in Monster Energy Drinks is also accepted. Not open to employees of HMRC
In my last message, I failed to think 8x before I pressed send. I managed 6x, and this is what I thought
1. Doughnuts? WTF ? On a "Fat loss vs Weight Loss" talk! I would like to see a pyromaniacs meeting where she brings a can of petrol!
2. Why is this spanner collecting psychological/mental health issues like kids collect football stickers? It is not a game!
3. His random self-diagnosed "poor me" conditions only create compassion fatigue with the public towards those with genuine conditions
4. "It is all content, isn't it?" so joking about mental health issues and spectrum disorders is nothing more than "comedy gold" to fill in dead space, not talking about fat loss and weight loss?
5. Turnip 1 paid £4,000 to Saint Danny in a year? Is it registered in the accounts? Or tax-free income? "Everything becomes clear." well that clarity must be, no one is qualified to give this advice. It's a basic calorie deficit plan with some amateur cod psychology from 2011 wrapped around Dannys go to emotional eating comfort pillow of projection.
6. Should I comment? Will it change anything?
7. No, I can't think anymore. I am losing the will to live
8. Nope, the "fight, flight or tell them they are talking shite" mechanism has been triggered!
I failed the "think 8x before you comment" Saint Danny test, but it was a tough with that live.
So sadly, it's no to marriage my focus is on thinking 8x before I speak and "saying things from a nice place," be that "nice place "the hard shoulder of a dual carriageway, my garage, walking around my housing estate or sharing the living room with root vegetables.
Don't forget to use "Gullible50" coupon code at the checkout. Numbers capped at infinity plus 1.