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I'm goin to unfollow her, I genuinely can't watch anymore.
As Iv said before my son's needs are similar to Ms. We left him at respite today, 40 mins later we got a call. He had a seizure. It took us 20 mins to get to him. The fear the worst would happen, every minute felt like an hour. And I thought about her and Paul. And I genuinely thought, how do they do it? And I thought why am I watching this, there vile. She should be totally ashamed. And not rubbin it in people's faces.
We got to my son, and then an ambulance to hospital. Where he is now in an induced coma. And I so want to message her! And make her realize how selfish she is! Take accountability! But id be called a troll!
So I'm getting my frustration out here! And if u read Toni, I'm not a troll! I'm a mum! I no what it's like, so don't play that card! I really hope you and him wise up! And never have to regret your actions.
I'm sorry for the essay but had to get it out. As I say I'm unfollowin her. As she is the last thing that should be on my mind.
I'm not posting for sympathy or anything else, I just feel such rage at how little they care

Youssss don't be lousy. She doesn't drink you know. It's mad the rest of us spend thousands a month on drink and she doesn't so she deserves these holidays. Leave her alone for one ngh. That cruise is a little bit of her. And don't be trolls when she comes back and needs another break from the holiday she just had. All while jealous of her.

She works 8 days a week. Anyway it's 14:59 and my angels are calling me. Pretty sure the snots I blew earlier were heart shape on the tissue. #angels #blessed

Getting in early with thread suggestion: Life's SNOT fair running from my kids with my greasy hair

The hair piece is woeful look at it just sitting there you can literally see here real hair where the wig starts. I have to say there's times she looks well and her hair and make up are nice bit that's fucking woeful
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Toni Toupayyy!!..my husband is gay!...mutton dressed as lamb at almost fortayyy!!

She's just made me so mad! She's saying she wishes she had a chair for Maddison to be able to take him out but it's taking years to fight for ! Can she not buy one privately for him, if she stopped spending money on holidays, sofas, dining tables, bathrooms, designer clothes, make up etc etc the list goes on for things she wastes money on. But will 'fight for years' to wait for a chair for her son

Culmore_Cat_Lady said:

CMB 14: More trips away thanks to her sons DLA.

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CMB18 Fried baby boils covered in cheese, a fainted arse and hair full of grease.

Thread title suggestion: Council grants, cryin' rants... Your husband's on his 100th chance!

Youssss
After Toni's £700 a night holiday she came home to creggandale and didn't win at life making her bed. Instead she had a few grey dayzzzz WURRRR she was just showing the reality of anxiety. So to show this, she got her blubby hubby to take a few pics of her in her pit just for effect and to keep the PIP payments coming.

PAUL HAS A TRAMP STAMP

Then Pauline decided to gift her a grand old pair of nags for her collapsed ass and wurrrrr she "didn't take her top off on holiday" she still modelled said NAGS for all to see without a trigger warning (will never look at a fried egg the same again)

Then poor Toni decided to abuse the NHS again for her 35395 ear infections at the one time

Paul had a birthday bash in the WankerWarehouse with the work clan

Makeup by Aaron left

Toni started her diet again thanks to a grand spendature in Home Bargains on 38573 treat bars and multipacks of crunchy shiiiite for the Laaarderrr

2 magpies at her wedding job

New CMB cosmetics product AUNT SALLY

Then the family of three went on a big family trip to Paris just days after her sons birthday for which she supplied a balloon and a few rattles and dummies (probably from her Home bargains trip), only forgetting the one member of family who truly deserved to go and see disney, was left at home being "watched" like Jackson the dog ...

Chanel and juicy lucy dripping off her in true creggandale fashunnnn. But youssss, it's ok, she made shurrrr we all knew it was a bargain holiday as she doesn't like to spend any money when she is there but she will pay for an extra bag for her shopping spree spending the good old CMB cosmetics earnings and her sons DLA
Youssss her inbox was flooded for advice about trips to Paris so of course she had to act like a true travel agent (maybe in her 10 year plan) and get the best deeeels for us to make it as cheep and cheerful, All the while she has rebooked Paris and a trip for 4 for Saint Tropez (but don't be fooled, she is child snatching that week rather than taking her own son as he would ruin her holiday and spare time to make a few reeeels)

Apologies if i have forgotten anything feel free to add.. (first attempt at a recap)

AN THATS A WRAP.

It’s as if she needs the validation of brain washed individuals commenting and messaging her being all “Toni bbz dnt evn worri abot dem h8rz bbz, Der nt worf it u r a fab ma 2 dem 2 angles n u r ma idal xoxo luv u loadz bbz frum champagne-Chrystal-Mercedes-bmw-Mary Doherty frum ballymac”

Thread suggestion when your hubby loves the meat but your barred from the butchers...

The way she goes to France and posts photos of Paul bakeries as if it's a sign and not a chain that's all over the country fries me. Thank fuck she's not married to someone called Gregg or she'd be pulled over at every motorway service station talking about her angels.

VioletBear said:

Hmmmmmmm so they don’t have the man power to take a lot of online sales so online stock will be limited…BUT you are encouraged to call into the salon where they will have even more in store offers on will someone please call in to see if the card machine is working…I smell a

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I can hear her already: "Yous, yous aren't guni believe this .. our card machine's down *serious look into the camera* .. lik pure typical on the one day of the year where we have our massive sale on every single CMB product we sell *eyeroll and lip bite* as if I'm not stressed out enough cus it's just me an Paul doing it all wursels *eyeroll* but there's plenty of bank machines on yer way in tey the town anyway. *eyeroll and lip bite* Thanks yousins mmwwwaaah"
I'm sure she'll tell us all how great she was at her job that day and the whole next week

In all honesty folks, I don’t think it’s right to discuss any issues her niece may or may not have on here. It only feeds the false “troll” narrative. Unfortunately, Toni affords the girl no respect or privacy so I understand the curiosity but personally, I don’t think it’s right to speculate. I hope she had a lovely birthday (or whatever the occasion was) trip - even if it was with those insufferable dickheads.

Still don’t understand why Toni was dressed for a cabaret performance

Toni, the reason your ma looks younger than you is your terrible styling choices. You looked like the cruise ship entertainment last night - that’s not a compliment

irishsmile said:

I see someone's in their bed having a good read of this, im guessing the little insta posts are aimed this way! Well if you don't like hearing the truth change the story! Simple

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Agree.
I'm all for supporting the girls . I have fixed many a crown without telling the world it was crooked or that I had done it. I have been brutally honest when no one else would tell then truth regardless of cost.
I think the thing that irks me here is the preachy, look at me and how well I have done having come from nothing, I've been winging it guff that this one talks.
9months ago you were leaving Derry having been exposed for being an utter cretin. Someone who took hard earned money from clients to make them look and feel a million dollars for arguably the biggest day of their lives and then ripped the back clean out of them when you were done.
You blamed all and sundry for your actions. And why wouldnt you? If someone else hadnt exposed your nastiness, sure you could still be at it now.
You didnt make a mistake. Being a horrible bitch isnt a mistake. It's a trait. And it runs deep with this one.
No amount of quotes, rambling posts, prayers or self praise will ever change who you really are when the mask slips.
One thing I will agree with. You are winging it and taking complete chances with your merch.
It's only a matter of time before that scam all comes out on the wash. Mcelhineys are playing with fire here.

colour me bootiful #22 I'm leaving on a jet plane, don't know when I will wash my hair again

NAW IS SHE FOR REAL???

SHE HAS JUST MADE HERSELF LOOK THE BIGGEST ARSEHOLE EVER.

"WE ARE FIGHTING FOR A CHAIR, WE CANT EVEN TAKE HIM OUT BECAUSE WE DONT HAVE A CHAIR"

BUT LET ME GO ON 10 HOLIDAYS ONE WITH A PRIVATE VILLA, RENOVATE MY COUNCIL HOUSE, BUY 2 NEW SOFAS IN A YEAR, BUY DESIGNER CLOTHES AND BAGS, BUY CARS AND ALL THE REST. FUCK OFF TONI YOU ABSOLUTE SCUMBAG. STOP BEING A SELFISH CUNT, SPEND LESS MONEY ON MATERIAL THINGS AND BUY YOUR WAIN A FUCKING CHAIR THAT COST £900!!!
IM SO ANGRY AT THEM STORIES IM NOT EVEN JOKING, I CANT WAIT TO THE NEXT TIME I MEET HER IN THE STREET FOR I WILL TELL IT TO HER TO HER FACE. SHE PUTS HER OWN WANTS BEFORE Ms NEEDS AND THE WHOLE TOWN CAN SEE IT.

She's obviously lost her direct payments for Madison's care which is why paddy isn't watching him anymore. She used to have respite care also which she abused so she's obviously lost that aswell.

I am almost afraid to write this incase Our Toni puts up a post about jealousy .. but how in the absolute fuck does she do it? She works 3 hours per week and spends the rest of the hours. People r busting their balls working every hour god gives them to pay mortgages, car insurance, kids lunches, diesel, groceries and utilities and have just about enough for chipper at the weekend. This isn't jealousy im feeling. I wouldn't want her life. My kids love their parents and r happy and content. Im in a happy relationship but we fight like every couple about silly things. Everything i have is my own (may not be much but enough for us) i would have this over her sham life any day, but there r people really struggling to have kids, struggling to keep businesses afloat and may be in a low place and here she is trying to live the life of a millionairess. All fur coat and no Knickers. The system here is a disgrace, them kids deserve more especially M. That critter mustnt know stability its actually heartbreaking. I couldn't leave my puppy as often as she leaves her kids
Apologies for the rant but when is Karma going to bite her in her non existent ass!!

The original derry girl said:

Me too

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I think we all were

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Cancelled surgery & no staycation, so many angles, it gave her a Devine intervention

Come on guys ripping MaggieMay about her reading skills isn't on. Say whatever about Toni, there's plenty to say, but the wee girl didn't ask for this like her ma does. If I put my teen on camera to read he'd probably sound like English isn't his first language purely because he'd be uncomfortable on camera. The biggest problem here is that Toni just had to show off what she bought MM so posted the video anyway not giving a fuck that it''s embarrassed MM and contributed to people slagging her off. That's Toni for you though, all about showing how much money she pretends she has and no thought for her family.