Lurkingloads
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New thread title: Is it a bird? Is it a Plane? Naw it's Toni again fleeing from her wain.
louandlot123
Member
Well hello. I’ve been waiting for this shit show for a moment.
Firstly, what a bitch you are Toni. Your life is somehow wrecked because of your beautiful son. He has never done wrong, none of this is anyones fault, but as usual, Toni needs someone to blame for her life, which she views as pathetic.
If I were ever to have children, I would do ANYTHING for them, to provide, care, nurture, please and excite. Anything.
But Toni, all you want is to have the life for yourself and hide your little handsome boy upstairs and then bring him out as and when is required for attention, sympathy and god forbid, payments.
Yes as you’ve stated, to all your followers, minimal customers, and local eyes, you do have a great life. You have your house sitting to the way you way it - (which that only may last 2/3 weeks), you have trips away more often than I have sex. You get out with your friends, sorry, staff children. You get time at home with your partner lying on the sofa. In my home, we fly past each other to get things at home done that haven’t been touched because we’ve been working extra hours, looking after family members, getting the house cleaned and ironing done. We seldom get to sit down on the sofa together and just chill. But that’s our life, and I’m happy to have a life that there’s no drama, no pleasing other people and simple things make us happy.
Anyway, a more pressing subject, I’m surprised Toni hasn’t worked out who I am by my posts, but I don’t give a shit xo
1. I had a night out with Toni and Clitoris back when she was feeding from Cliona’s bank account. All Toni could talk about that weekend was when she got Maddison into full time care, she’s going to start her life again - “as it should have been before he turned it upside down” yes that “he” is her darling son. Cliona made Antiona believe that she would be a multi millionaire in a year with their new venture together, and she would have a rambling mansion in the country with all her family living with her. I vividly remember asking “if you get that, you could have a full time carer living with you in a dedicated apartment/annex style living for M. She said that she wouldn’t but instead stated that “her life needed to be her own”.
2. The night she was out, there was a tantrum (I hate calling it that, but her son was upset and it’s the term she uses frequently), and Paul was relentlessly phoning her to come home, after 2/3 calls, she turned her phone onto airplane mode for a couple of hours. Once airplane mode was switched off, dozens of calls and messages came through. Emergency services had been at her home with her son, and she laughed it off - “always a drama”. Sadly at this stage, I was made to believe that Paul was overreacting, but I quickly learnt that it was Antonia that simply didn’t care.
3. When the shit hit the fan about her talking about clients, I felt for her, her business was affected, her home life, her security. But I was contacted by a local journalist to get my impression of Antonia, about 2 weeks after it all happened and she had gone into radio silence. There was quite an investment of financial security in my story for the tabloids, which for a moment made me think twice, but then I thought “no, she’s still a daughter and a mum, and our mistakes shouldn’t always be deemed”. I’d never have done it for money, but the more I’ve learnt over the last 3 years, I wish I’d spoken out for no fee! That boy would have been taken, placed into safe care and brought up in the way any child should be, additional needs or not.
But the most interesting fact of this journalist was that the £20k for the story, was being funded by Lady Cliona.
I’ve multiple more points, which I’ll save for coming days and weeks.
It’s Sunday morning and myself and my partner have the day off and we are going to enjoy it and visit family and get odds and ends done at home that we can’t fit in during the week.
Another thing that frustrates me, on her Instagram page, it states she’s an influencer. She simply isn’t. She’s a self entitled cow who unfortunately hasn’t got 100% of the life she dreamed off. She certainly has never influenced me, and the only thing she will influence me to do, is keep a closer eye, keep tabs and report what’s necessary.
Antiona honey, I know you’ll be reading this and you’ll know exactly who it is, but just remember all the solicitor papers and files I have against you for your detrimental harm and defamation of me before, which never worked. I’ll press the big red button and turn your life upside down and get that little boy the life he deserves and Paul will have freedom to have the partner that he’s had all this time.
Happy Sunday 11:11 xx
Firstly, what a bitch you are Toni. Your life is somehow wrecked because of your beautiful son. He has never done wrong, none of this is anyones fault, but as usual, Toni needs someone to blame for her life, which she views as pathetic.
If I were ever to have children, I would do ANYTHING for them, to provide, care, nurture, please and excite. Anything.
But Toni, all you want is to have the life for yourself and hide your little handsome boy upstairs and then bring him out as and when is required for attention, sympathy and god forbid, payments.
Yes as you’ve stated, to all your followers, minimal customers, and local eyes, you do have a great life. You have your house sitting to the way you way it - (which that only may last 2/3 weeks), you have trips away more often than I have sex. You get out with your friends, sorry, staff children. You get time at home with your partner lying on the sofa. In my home, we fly past each other to get things at home done that haven’t been touched because we’ve been working extra hours, looking after family members, getting the house cleaned and ironing done. We seldom get to sit down on the sofa together and just chill. But that’s our life, and I’m happy to have a life that there’s no drama, no pleasing other people and simple things make us happy.
Anyway, a more pressing subject, I’m surprised Toni hasn’t worked out who I am by my posts, but I don’t give a shit xo
1. I had a night out with Toni and Clitoris back when she was feeding from Cliona’s bank account. All Toni could talk about that weekend was when she got Maddison into full time care, she’s going to start her life again - “as it should have been before he turned it upside down” yes that “he” is her darling son. Cliona made Antiona believe that she would be a multi millionaire in a year with their new venture together, and she would have a rambling mansion in the country with all her family living with her. I vividly remember asking “if you get that, you could have a full time carer living with you in a dedicated apartment/annex style living for M. She said that she wouldn’t but instead stated that “her life needed to be her own”.
2. The night she was out, there was a tantrum (I hate calling it that, but her son was upset and it’s the term she uses frequently), and Paul was relentlessly phoning her to come home, after 2/3 calls, she turned her phone onto airplane mode for a couple of hours. Once airplane mode was switched off, dozens of calls and messages came through. Emergency services had been at her home with her son, and she laughed it off - “always a drama”. Sadly at this stage, I was made to believe that Paul was overreacting, but I quickly learnt that it was Antonia that simply didn’t care.
3. When the shit hit the fan about her talking about clients, I felt for her, her business was affected, her home life, her security. But I was contacted by a local journalist to get my impression of Antonia, about 2 weeks after it all happened and she had gone into radio silence. There was quite an investment of financial security in my story for the tabloids, which for a moment made me think twice, but then I thought “no, she’s still a daughter and a mum, and our mistakes shouldn’t always be deemed”. I’d never have done it for money, but the more I’ve learnt over the last 3 years, I wish I’d spoken out for no fee! That boy would have been taken, placed into safe care and brought up in the way any child should be, additional needs or not.
But the most interesting fact of this journalist was that the £20k for the story, was being funded by Lady Cliona.
I’ve multiple more points, which I’ll save for coming days and weeks.
It’s Sunday morning and myself and my partner have the day off and we are going to enjoy it and visit family and get odds and ends done at home that we can’t fit in during the week.
Another thing that frustrates me, on her Instagram page, it states she’s an influencer. She simply isn’t. She’s a self entitled cow who unfortunately hasn’t got 100% of the life she dreamed off. She certainly has never influenced me, and the only thing she will influence me to do, is keep a closer eye, keep tabs and report what’s necessary.
Antiona honey, I know you’ll be reading this and you’ll know exactly who it is, but just remember all the solicitor papers and files I have against you for your detrimental harm and defamation of me before, which never worked. I’ll press the big red button and turn your life upside down and get that little boy the life he deserves and Paul will have freedom to have the partner that he’s had all this time.
Happy Sunday 11:11 xx
Irishcharmer
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Et tu Brute?
VIP Member
Recap CMB as per tattle rules: Just a wee cheater copy and paste to start us off.....
Colour Me Bootiful aka Antonia/Toni
Make up artist from Derry, owner of “The parlour” beauty salon.
Wife of perfect Paul, her long suffering slave who seems to do everything for her except wash her.
Mother of two children whose lives are inappropriately over shared on social media.
Had weight loss surgery a few years ago which made her a better person
Became embroiled in a scandal of her own making when text messages she had sent, slagging off brides, clients and colleagues were leaked over social media around December 2019. Initially denied all involvement, claiming they were malicious and fake but eventually threw a pity party admitting involvement but used every excuse under the sun to minimise her responsibility for her own behaviour. (It was before the weight loss surgery which transformed her body and personality after all)
Swore she was leaving Derry, going off social media etc etc.
However, cue 2020, breast reduction surgery and big comeback to Derry and social media! A sigh of relief was heard for miles around!!!
2020 brought inspirational quotes galore and complete self exoneration by Toni.
During lockdown she has bestowed her gag inducing lack of culinary skills on her followers. Galavanted around IKEA, The Range, Homesense and all other non essential shops for her essential purchases which include fake plants and grass, garden furniture and room spray to disguise her unwashed sheets.
Preached to the masses about following rules as she has vulnerable family members whilst breaking every rule there was.
Can’t spell to save herself and doesn’t speak English that well either.
Hypocrisy and irony are completely lost on her but she loves a motivational/inspirational quote depicting the opposite of what she actually does
Weighs in on politics and social issues around the world - particularly America - despite being completely uneducated on facts of the matter.
Openly admitted on social media to not washing her hair for weeks on end and to not washing her face for a week
Is completely incapable of performing any basic household task and almost had a breakdown when her husband contracted Covid and she had to look after her own weins and keep the house running. Perfect Paul had to leave his sick bed to save the day! Tears and snotters all over the ‘gram!
Has “designed” and “created” her own makeup brush and makeup line which is nothing but Ali express tat with a horrendous markup - packaged in her own house and sold in a department store in Donegal
Used the main bathroom in her house to store thousands of pounds worth of unworn clothes in bin bags and sells expired makeup on depop.
Loves a cry in front of the camera - a la Betty Davis, swears like a trooper and doesn’t read tattle
More recently, Toni travelled to an unconfirmed foreign location for elective non essential cosmetic surgery with her Covid positive husband during the time the whole family should have been isolating. Yes you read that correctly. Said non essential elective cosmetic surgery procedure is to date unconfirmed but tattlers spidey senses suspect excess skin removal - remember, from the weight loss which made her a better person
Since the non essential elective cosmetic surgery, particularly during the month of December she has barely left her bed, washed or got dressed. Perfect Paul has been serving her all her meals in bed as she lies in her own filth. However, she has managed to stretch our fragile NHS further in the month of January by visiting her GP on what seems like an every other day basis for help to put right whatever has gone wrong during her elective non essential cosmetic surgery procedure that she travelled to a foreign country to have done to save herself money
Whilst away having her non essential elective.... (you get the idea) she had her whole bedroom fumigated sorry, refitted - which was obviously also essential maintenance. Ironically part of her most recent interior makeover bears a striking resemblance to a padded cell. All the Covid grant money in the world can’t buy taste
2021 is shaping up to be Toni’s year so far. She has managed to wear actual clothes that aren’t pyjamas about three times in the last 15 days and went a wee scoot over the border with Paul - for an “essential errand” (whatever that is) - despite the fact that’s a total breach of Covid rules both north and south of the border. Don’t dare call her out on it though. She did it for her mental health and because she just wanted to, ok Michael?
Reckons she gets so much hate on social media despite having the reply facility disabled, jumps on people who dare ask questions in her comments and still won’t share the ingredients of her Ali express cosmetics.
Pretty confident she refers to us tattlers as “haters” (pronounced hitters/headers) and says prayers for us, bless her. She doesn’t read here though....
Promised her followers a daily affirmation which only further affirms that irony and hypocrisy are still completely lost on Toni
Got some gym equipment delivered today cause Michael said she wasn’t allowed to go for walks for her mental health - but not sure how she’s going to use a mat and weights whilst lying in bed
I’m sure I’ve forgotten so much as she really is the gift that keeps on giving but, let’s tattle.....
Colour Me Bootiful aka Antonia/Toni
Make up artist from Derry, owner of “The parlour” beauty salon.
Wife of perfect Paul, her long suffering slave who seems to do everything for her except wash her.
Mother of two children whose lives are inappropriately over shared on social media.
Had weight loss surgery a few years ago which made her a better person
Became embroiled in a scandal of her own making when text messages she had sent, slagging off brides, clients and colleagues were leaked over social media around December 2019. Initially denied all involvement, claiming they were malicious and fake but eventually threw a pity party admitting involvement but used every excuse under the sun to minimise her responsibility for her own behaviour. (It was before the weight loss surgery which transformed her body and personality after all)
Swore she was leaving Derry, going off social media etc etc.
However, cue 2020, breast reduction surgery and big comeback to Derry and social media! A sigh of relief was heard for miles around!!!
2020 brought inspirational quotes galore and complete self exoneration by Toni.
During lockdown she has bestowed her gag inducing lack of culinary skills on her followers. Galavanted around IKEA, The Range, Homesense and all other non essential shops for her essential purchases which include fake plants and grass, garden furniture and room spray to disguise her unwashed sheets.
Preached to the masses about following rules as she has vulnerable family members whilst breaking every rule there was.
Can’t spell to save herself and doesn’t speak English that well either.
Hypocrisy and irony are completely lost on her but she loves a motivational/inspirational quote depicting the opposite of what she actually does
Weighs in on politics and social issues around the world - particularly America - despite being completely uneducated on facts of the matter.
Openly admitted on social media to not washing her hair for weeks on end and to not washing her face for a week
Is completely incapable of performing any basic household task and almost had a breakdown when her husband contracted Covid and she had to look after her own weins and keep the house running. Perfect Paul had to leave his sick bed to save the day! Tears and snotters all over the ‘gram!
Has “designed” and “created” her own makeup brush and makeup line which is nothing but Ali express tat with a horrendous markup - packaged in her own house and sold in a department store in Donegal
Used the main bathroom in her house to store thousands of pounds worth of unworn clothes in bin bags and sells expired makeup on depop.
Loves a cry in front of the camera - a la Betty Davis, swears like a trooper and doesn’t read tattle
More recently, Toni travelled to an unconfirmed foreign location for elective non essential cosmetic surgery with her Covid positive husband during the time the whole family should have been isolating. Yes you read that correctly. Said non essential elective cosmetic surgery procedure is to date unconfirmed but tattlers spidey senses suspect excess skin removal - remember, from the weight loss which made her a better person
Since the non essential elective cosmetic surgery, particularly during the month of December she has barely left her bed, washed or got dressed. Perfect Paul has been serving her all her meals in bed as she lies in her own filth. However, she has managed to stretch our fragile NHS further in the month of January by visiting her GP on what seems like an every other day basis for help to put right whatever has gone wrong during her elective non essential cosmetic surgery procedure that she travelled to a foreign country to have done to save herself money
Whilst away having her non essential elective.... (you get the idea) she had her whole bedroom fumigated sorry, refitted - which was obviously also essential maintenance. Ironically part of her most recent interior makeover bears a striking resemblance to a padded cell. All the Covid grant money in the world can’t buy taste
2021 is shaping up to be Toni’s year so far. She has managed to wear actual clothes that aren’t pyjamas about three times in the last 15 days and went a wee scoot over the border with Paul - for an “essential errand” (whatever that is) - despite the fact that’s a total breach of Covid rules both north and south of the border. Don’t dare call her out on it though. She did it for her mental health and because she just wanted to, ok Michael?
Reckons she gets so much hate on social media despite having the reply facility disabled, jumps on people who dare ask questions in her comments and still won’t share the ingredients of her Ali express cosmetics.
Pretty confident she refers to us tattlers as “haters” (pronounced hitters/headers) and says prayers for us, bless her. She doesn’t read here though....
Promised her followers a daily affirmation which only further affirms that irony and hypocrisy are still completely lost on Toni
Got some gym equipment delivered today cause Michael said she wasn’t allowed to go for walks for her mental health - but not sure how she’s going to use a mat and weights whilst lying in bed
I’m sure I’ve forgotten so much as she really is the gift that keeps on giving but, let’s tattle.....
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Culmore_Cat_Lady
Chatty Member
CMB 14: More trips away thanks to her sons DLA.
Et tu Brute?
VIP Member
A wee bit delayed and not on page 1 but better late than never.....
On to the FIFTH thread for Colour Me Bootiful. Good work fellow tattle “trolls”. How dare we have opinions! No copy and paste job this time but a wee recap to keep us up to date.
Colour Me Bootiful aka Toni “owner” of The Palour beauty salon.
Wife of Perfect Paul the enabler, her long suffering slave, author of his own misfortune and creator of the monster that is lazy spendaholic Toni.
Toni’s claim to fame was that she was a makeup artist who specialised in bridal makeup but towards the end of 2019 Toni was spectacularly outed as the biggest bitch in Derry (perhaps even further afield) when her text messages ridiculing brides, customers and colleagues went viral for all to see. Toni tried her best to deny, deflect and threw a pity party whilst in hiding but the damage was done and her millionaire business partner dropped her like a sack of spuds.
Toni bounced back and reinvented her “brand” via Scally Express and somehow managed to have the tat sold in a department store in Donegal.
Now the only face Toni paints is her own as she shamelessly tries to flog her white label goods and convince her followers that she actually uses the crap herself.
During the global pandemic, Toni has given her followers a deep insight into her daily life. Flaunting all her unnecessary journeys and spending Covid grant money - including travelling to a foreign country with her Covid positive husband to have cosmetic surgery.
Toni makes no secret of the fact her personal hygiene is non existent. She finds it humorous to divulge how many weeks it’s been since she washed her hair so it was no surprise when her cosmetic surgery wounds became infected. This resulted in a daily trip to her Doctors Surgery since January reaffirming that she’s still a bitch and a selfish one at that.
At the tender age of 36 Toni has decided that she is a chef and regularly subjects her followers to her gag inducing lack of culinary skills demos - all whilst dressed in her silk robe, unwashed with greasy hair
She perfectly showcased her lack of skills whilst making Perfect Paul the Enabler his favourite “Rocky Road” which consisted of every melted chocolate bar imaginable and led one hilarious tattler to rename it the “road to diabetes”
2021 has brought out the “style” chameleon in Toni, ranging from equestrian chic Toni with designer Wellington boots, hunting Toni also with designer Wellington boots and John McCrirrick’s hat, teenage Toni with crop tops, we just never know which Toni we are going to get. That being said, most days she looks like she could easily haunt a house.
Speaking of houses, Toni is the proud renter of the most renovated house in Derry. She has remodelled the extension (a bedroom for her son) to resemble the inside of a mobile home and has replaced every door in the house with a glass one to let more light in and deny everyone in the house privacy. Most recently, chef Toni has decided to remodel her cloakroom and has created a “pantry”. The notions. Cue more non essential trips and purchases to fill the “pantry” like the Covid grant money is burning a hole in her pocket. Workmen never left her house but it’s not like we’re in a global pandemic - wait a minute
Toni the Queen of hypocrisy is still weighing in on social issues from around the world whilst having not one clue about any of it but as long as it makes her look and feel like she’s a good person, that’s all that matters
Probably so much I’ve missed and forgotten but you get the idea
On to the FIFTH thread for Colour Me Bootiful. Good work fellow tattle “trolls”. How dare we have opinions! No copy and paste job this time but a wee recap to keep us up to date.
Colour Me Bootiful aka Toni “owner” of The Palour beauty salon.
Wife of Perfect Paul the enabler, her long suffering slave, author of his own misfortune and creator of the monster that is lazy spendaholic Toni.
Toni’s claim to fame was that she was a makeup artist who specialised in bridal makeup but towards the end of 2019 Toni was spectacularly outed as the biggest bitch in Derry (perhaps even further afield) when her text messages ridiculing brides, customers and colleagues went viral for all to see. Toni tried her best to deny, deflect and threw a pity party whilst in hiding but the damage was done and her millionaire business partner dropped her like a sack of spuds.
Toni bounced back and reinvented her “brand” via Scally Express and somehow managed to have the tat sold in a department store in Donegal.
Now the only face Toni paints is her own as she shamelessly tries to flog her white label goods and convince her followers that she actually uses the crap herself.
During the global pandemic, Toni has given her followers a deep insight into her daily life. Flaunting all her unnecessary journeys and spending Covid grant money - including travelling to a foreign country with her Covid positive husband to have cosmetic surgery.
Toni makes no secret of the fact her personal hygiene is non existent. She finds it humorous to divulge how many weeks it’s been since she washed her hair so it was no surprise when her cosmetic surgery wounds became infected. This resulted in a daily trip to her Doctors Surgery since January reaffirming that she’s still a bitch and a selfish one at that.
At the tender age of 36 Toni has decided that she is a chef and regularly subjects her followers to her gag inducing lack of culinary skills demos - all whilst dressed in her silk robe, unwashed with greasy hair
She perfectly showcased her lack of skills whilst making Perfect Paul the Enabler his favourite “Rocky Road” which consisted of every melted chocolate bar imaginable and led one hilarious tattler to rename it the “road to diabetes” 2021 has brought out the “style” chameleon in Toni, ranging from equestrian chic Toni with designer Wellington boots, hunting Toni also with designer Wellington boots and John McCrirrick’s hat, teenage Toni with crop tops, we just never know which Toni we are going to get. That being said, most days she looks like she could easily haunt a house.
Speaking of houses, Toni is the proud renter of the most renovated house in Derry. She has remodelled the extension (a bedroom for her son) to resemble the inside of a mobile home and has replaced every door in the house with a glass one to let more light in and deny everyone in the house privacy. Most recently, chef Toni has decided to remodel her cloakroom and has created a “pantry”. The notions. Cue more non essential trips and purchases to fill the “pantry” like the Covid grant money is burning a hole in her pocket. Workmen never left her house but it’s not like we’re in a global pandemic - wait a minute
Toni the Queen of hypocrisy is still weighing in on social issues from around the world whilst having not one clue about any of it but as long as it makes her look and feel like she’s a good person, that’s all that matters
Probably so much I’ve missed and forgotten but you get the idea
Et tu Brute?
VIP Member
Recap CMB as per tattle rules:
Colour Me Bootiful aka Antonia/Toni
Make up artist from Derry, owner of “The parlour” beauty salon.
Wife of perfect Paul, her long suffering slave who seems to do everything for her except wash her.
Mother of two children whose lives are inappropriately over shared on social media.
Had weight loss surgery a few ears ago which made her a better person
Became embroiled in a scandal of her own making when text messages she had sent, slagging off brides, clients and colleagues were leaked over social media around November 2019. Initially denied all involvement, claiming they were malicious and fake but eventually threw a pity party admitting involvement but used every excuse under the sun to minimise her responsibility for her own behaviour. (It was before the weight loss surgery which transformed her body and personality after all.) Tiny tears had competition!
Swore she was leaving Derry, going off social media etc etc.
However, cue 2020, breast reduction surgery and big comeback to Derry and social media! A sigh of relief was heard for miles around!!!
2020 brought inspirational quotes galore and complete self exoneration by Toni.
During lockdown she has bestowed her gag inducing lack of culinary skills on her followers. Galavanted around IKEA, The Range, Homesense and all other non essential shops for her essential purchases which include fake plants and grass, garden furniture and room spray to disguise her unwashed sheets.
Preached to the masses about following rules as she has vulnerable family members whilst breaking every rule there was.
Can’t spell to save herself and doesn’t speak English that well either.
Hypocrisy and irony are completely lost on her but she loves a motivational/inspirational quote depicting the opposite of what she actually does
Weighs in on politics and social issues around the world - particularly America - despite being completely uneducated on facts of the matter.
Openly admitted on social media to not washing her hair for weeks on end and to not washing her face for a week
Is completely incapable of performing any basic household task and almost had a breakdown when her husband contracted Covid and she had to look after her own weins and keep the house running. Perfect Paul had to leave his sick bed to save the day! Tears and snotters all over the ‘gram!
Has “designed” and “created” her own makeup brush and makeup line which is nothing but Ali express tat with a horrendous markup - packaged in her own house and sold in a department store in Donegal
Uses the main bathroom in her house to store thousands of pounds worth of unworn clothes in bin bags and sells expired makeup on depop.
Loves a cry in front of the camera - a la Betty Davis, swears like a trooper and doesn’t read tattle
Anything else? She really keeps us haters entertained. The gift that keeps on giving is our Toni.
Colour Me Bootiful aka Antonia/Toni
Make up artist from Derry, owner of “The parlour” beauty salon.
Wife of perfect Paul, her long suffering slave who seems to do everything for her except wash her.
Mother of two children whose lives are inappropriately over shared on social media.
Had weight loss surgery a few ears ago which made her a better person
Became embroiled in a scandal of her own making when text messages she had sent, slagging off brides, clients and colleagues were leaked over social media around November 2019. Initially denied all involvement, claiming they were malicious and fake but eventually threw a pity party admitting involvement but used every excuse under the sun to minimise her responsibility for her own behaviour. (It was before the weight loss surgery which transformed her body and personality after all.) Tiny tears had competition!
Swore she was leaving Derry, going off social media etc etc.
However, cue 2020, breast reduction surgery and big comeback to Derry and social media! A sigh of relief was heard for miles around!!!
2020 brought inspirational quotes galore and complete self exoneration by Toni.
During lockdown she has bestowed her gag inducing lack of culinary skills on her followers. Galavanted around IKEA, The Range, Homesense and all other non essential shops for her essential purchases which include fake plants and grass, garden furniture and room spray to disguise her unwashed sheets.
Preached to the masses about following rules as she has vulnerable family members whilst breaking every rule there was.
Can’t spell to save herself and doesn’t speak English that well either.
Hypocrisy and irony are completely lost on her but she loves a motivational/inspirational quote depicting the opposite of what she actually does
Weighs in on politics and social issues around the world - particularly America - despite being completely uneducated on facts of the matter.
Openly admitted on social media to not washing her hair for weeks on end and to not washing her face for a week
Is completely incapable of performing any basic household task and almost had a breakdown when her husband contracted Covid and she had to look after her own weins and keep the house running. Perfect Paul had to leave his sick bed to save the day! Tears and snotters all over the ‘gram!
Has “designed” and “created” her own makeup brush and makeup line which is nothing but Ali express tat with a horrendous markup - packaged in her own house and sold in a department store in Donegal
Uses the main bathroom in her house to store thousands of pounds worth of unworn clothes in bin bags and sells expired makeup on depop.
Loves a cry in front of the camera - a la Betty Davis, swears like a trooper and doesn’t read tattle
Anything else? She really keeps us haters entertained. The gift that keeps on giving is our Toni.
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louandlot123
Member
Toni
we know you have no friends, so this said “friend” didn’t send you a screenshot, you read it here yourself. Not entirely sure how good your eyesight is with all you fillers and Botox, you look wild x
But this is from someone who you stabbed in the back, posted about online, screamed down the phone to me and slabbered the biggest pile of shite about, to my face and behind my back.
This is the first time I’ve said that on here, so up your fucking toot and I hope you literally collapse and people see you for who you are.
you’re a liar, three faced and a failure. So enjoy reading this.
my rant is over, I’m away to enjoy a warm cup of tea and prepare myself for working in my business, which you tried to tear to shreds, contacted HMRC, lied about and messaged my customers. I’ve all the evidence compiled with my solicitor and I can push the Putin button, and detonate your entire world.
also your husband has sent me dick pics in the past and tried it on with me when cleaning my carpets.
Phew, I’m done. Kettle is boiled x
Princess Baskin
Well-known member
Colour Me Bootiful #7: Endless naps and broshay baps, have you seen all her new expensive taps?
Et tu Brute?
VIP Member
At this stage, I think a recap would take me a week
I see there are some new members though so just off the top of my head, to summarise Toni in the laziest way (just like our queen)…Husband Perfect Paul the slave, she may not be his “type”
Children M & MM. We don’t discuss them, only Toni’s lack of privacy and respect for them on social media
Social housing - commandeered bedroom adapted for her son. Decorated it like a caravan.
Weighloss surgery
Scandal
Boob reduction surgery
Pending court case?
Scandal continues, millionaire business partner gone. (Cliona)
MUA - works 2 half days a week doing brows
Make a wish foundation bedroom for son - looks like a kitchen
Pandemic strikes - Toni does what she wants but likes to preach rules to others
Squandered Covid grant money on home renovations to her social housing. New bathroom, new kitchen, new everything in the house, glass wall pending….
IKEA trips for hangers
Paul got Covid, couldn’t cope with own children.
Tears and snotters on stories
Travelled for cosmetic surgery (nip, tuck etc) to foreign country with Covid positive husband while whole family should have been isolating.
“I’m alive”
Meals in bed
Wound infection
5324 visits to Dr’s
Jade Holland Copper equestrian chic
£200 wellies
The hats
Unwashed hair
Mirror selfie’s showing all
Unwashed body
Cookery demos
Coat press/ Pantry
CMB cosmetics, Estée Lauder nervous
Shitty stick
Juicy Luci
Where’s the ingredients?
Council investigation
Black Friday deals but don’t spend money
Shop local - dress from Lithuania
Staff do - poor me
Butcher showdown
Money burning a hole in pocket, don’t tell tax man
Hotel stay - freeloading family
Parents etc - aka the Clampett’s
Possible bankruptcy pending
No friends
No employees
Do as I say not as I do
Illiterate
Warehouse sleepover featuring portaloo
Biggest hypocrite
Hates brides
No pussies
11:11
Prays for us headers
GIF Jesus
Please feel free to add
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passthepopcornnai
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Culmore_Cat_Lady
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CMB 8: Nip Slips and Non Essential Trips. 
No tea just coffee
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Recap
Toni tiny tears is the gift that keeps on giving. Butchered her body, and now her house again because she can't be happy living.
"I love my Paul and he loves me" I hear what you trolls say...but he really isn't gay.
I have the most beautiful son, but parenting isn't all that fun. So instead, I'll just take myself off for a wee lay in another bed.
Or what's that daddy? Another chippy instead? Take me a wee run coz I never have any fun. Let's go to letterkenny ...takeaways in Derry..there aren't any.
"Do you know how hard it is for me?". Why can't you trolls see. I work 8 days a week, what you see is just a peak.
I've started the gym, my stench is now extra grim. But come to the parlour don't go any farther. Your money I need, to feed my greed.
Driving with a flat tyre because her common sense is dire.
Question time guys, listen to my lies. "I love you, you're so real" "do more tutorials, you are amazing" she asks herself each time, all the answers we can rhyme.
The denim jumpsuit...continues to wear the vile looking thing and it probably stinks of her manky ring
Hervoices in her head angels keep telling her "10:10 ye wee hen" and hearts will appear whenever she is near.
So trolls. Say what yisss want. I'm not a selfish c*nt.
hard working and reel, I am very. I'm queen gobshite of Derry,
I'm not full of crap ....
An that's a wrap.
Bound to have missed something but got carried away rhyming I won't give up my day job
Toni tiny tears is the gift that keeps on giving. Butchered her body, and now her house again because she can't be happy living.
"I love my Paul and he loves me" I hear what you trolls say...but he really isn't gay.
I have the most beautiful son, but parenting isn't all that fun. So instead, I'll just take myself off for a wee lay in another bed.
Or what's that daddy? Another chippy instead? Take me a wee run coz I never have any fun. Let's go to letterkenny ...takeaways in Derry..there aren't any.
"Do you know how hard it is for me?". Why can't you trolls see. I work 8 days a week, what you see is just a peak.
I've started the gym, my stench is now extra grim. But come to the parlour don't go any farther. Your money I need, to feed my greed.
Driving with a flat tyre because her common sense is dire.
Question time guys, listen to my lies. "I love you, you're so real" "do more tutorials, you are amazing" she asks herself each time, all the answers we can rhyme.
The denim jumpsuit...continues to wear the vile looking thing and it probably stinks of her manky ring
Her
So trolls. Say what yisss want. I'm not a selfish c*nt.
hard working and reel, I am very. I'm queen gobshite of Derry,
I'm not full of crap ....
An that's a wrap.
Bound to have missed something but got carried away rhyming
I won't give up my day job
Et tu Brute?
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I think it’s hypocritical to call Toni out on posting a child’s picture on her story, yet post it on a gossip forum.
I’ve asked moderators to remove the picture.
The family is grieving and don’t need their sons picture on a gossip form, of all places.
We are not trolls here, contrary to popular opinion and jokes we poke at ourselves, let’s not feed that narrative.
I’ve asked moderators to remove the picture.
The family is grieving and don’t need their sons picture on a gossip form, of all places.
We are not trolls here, contrary to popular opinion and jokes we poke at ourselves, let’s not feed that narrative.
Et tu Brute?
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The Gallagher family make me sick.
Derry is one of the most deprived city’s in Northern Ireland, if not the UK. It’s down to a lack of investment, poor infrastructure and troubles legacy (trauma, mental illness etc). Decent people are genuinely struggling to get by in the current climate.
Then there’s her, flaunting all her designer goods and excessive spending for all to see - then allegedly out with a begging bowl to a charity. I despair
Just when I think they are the lowest of the low, they go lower. I’m usually just mortified for them as they are complete trash, but this has actually made me angry. Anyone who supports them deserves the Chinese tat for Christmas. Hope it brings them out in a rash.
I don’t know your situation but there is help out there if you need it.
Derry is one of the most deprived city’s in Northern Ireland, if not the UK. It’s down to a lack of investment, poor infrastructure and troubles legacy (trauma, mental illness etc). Decent people are genuinely struggling to get by in the current climate.
Then there’s her, flaunting all her designer goods and excessive spending for all to see - then allegedly out with a begging bowl to a charity. I despair
Just when I think they are the lowest of the low, they go lower. I’m usually just mortified for them as they are complete trash, but this has actually made me angry. Anyone who supports them deserves the Chinese tat for Christmas. Hope it brings them out in a rash.I’m not being a dick - if I could private message you I would. Is there anything you need? Could you make an Amazon wish list and share it here? I’d certainly support it. I’ve been there over the years myself and I know how it feels. You’ve nothing to be mortified about
I don’t know your situation but there is help out there if you need it.
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secondhandnews
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Colour me bootiful #19 youuuus, wuuuur going to can-ye-cope-nhagen
Onlylittleme
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She's just made me so mad! She's saying she wishes she had a chair for Maddison to be able to take him out but it's taking years to fight for ! Can she not buy one privately for him, if she stopped spending money on holidays, sofas, dining tables, bathrooms, designer clothes, make up etc etc the list goes on for things she wastes money on. But will 'fight for years' to wait for a chair for her son
Culmore_Cat_Lady
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Submitting my suggestion for a new Thread Title!
Lurkingloads
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CMB18 Fried baby boils covered in cheese, a fainted arse and hair full of grease.