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Hello all, nice to meet you all - so I’m THE Kiki, bloody hell I didnt realise asking for the narrative to stay consistent would cause a big bad block so Emma and your ‘ team ‘ and your followers who like to throw #bekind like it’s glitter at a preschool - let’s clear a couple of things up seeing as how you can say a load of bollocks and I didn’t get to reply : I’m absolutely not obsessed with you, and I neve said you’re a crap mom -like honestly, the Cadbury’s corn flake cake bite things I’m scoffing currently - HIGHLY obsessed with though and perhaps YOURE projecting !
You totally moaned about having to home school your lovely ( and they are lovely ) children - many of us felt the same, like you Emma , I’m FLUENT in housewives and actually made my kids use each city as a geography project - my 9 year old knows more facts about the Hollywood hills and the jersey shore then anyone I know I don’t care if it was hard work, MANY OF US FELT THE SAME! but don’t change the narrative, this is what pissed me off and made me post, I appreciated you replying ( was it you though , or your team?!) but stand by your conviction, I wasn’t rude to you, I didn’t hide behind a fake account I simply put a comment because when you put yourself on a public platform people will notice if you kinda change your lane, it’s a shame you felt the need to block me but me and my cornflake cakes will be just fine I reckon, I think I’ve found my people over here anyway if you will have me

Think that’s all of her content isn’t it? I honestly think I could do 2020’s content:

January - Couch to 5k / I don’t want to lose weight I’m happy with my size I’m so body confident / back to school stationery haul / exciting 2020 plans / What I bought in the sales haul / I’m really cheap and buy all my presents in the sales and put them away (except I don’t I just wait for the freebies to roll in) / let’s talk about trolls

February - Valentines / Galentines / what I’m buying my kiddos for valentines / look how rabid I am with all the Poundland valentines shizzle / hauls from 6 different shops in case you forgot what a love heart looks like

March - What to buy for Mother’s Day / What I got for Mother’s Day / let’s talk about trolls

April - I’m a bit shit at making Easter bonnets / omg how many shops can I go in to buy Easter tat

May - spring clean with me (and my cleaner) / tidy the shed / redecorate rooms that are perfectly acceptable / look at how much storage I have to hide all the tat I keep buying / Happy Eid I used to teach Islam / let’s talk about trolls

June - my 5th holiday of the year / I’m still doing couch 2 5k even though I haven’t mentioned it since January but I’m a bit light on content with no festivals or events to purchase tat for this month / can wear a swimsuit

July - teacher gifts from every pound shop / summer clothing haul for girls / oh shit better do a summer clothing haul for boys / our summer plans / gonna sniff my kids for 6 weeks / let’s talk about trolls

August - omg how is it only 2 weeks into the summer holidays / how to survive the summer / look at all these free holidays we are taking / cheap school holiday ideas (they’re free for me!)

September - back to school uniform haul / back to school stationery haul / when I was a teacher I loved zebra pens / I’m gonna miss my kiddos so much even though I just spent all of August complaining that they fight so much / let’s talk about trolls

October - Rabid for Halloween / do you remember that time I tried to make a pumpkin display and my pumpkins were too big for the glass? / fancy dress ideas for girls / oh shit I forgot about my son again / fireplace display / Halloween haul from all the same shops that I should have shares in

November - Bonfire night / Do any of my American followers know what bonfire night is (leave a comment below and let me know) / getting the house ready for Christmas / is it too early for a tree / Christmas countdown top 10 face off polls / should I do vlogmas this year / would anyone be interested in vlogmas (leave a comment below and let me know) / let’s talk about trolls

December - #ad / teacher gifts for a pound / #ad / we are going to Disney Next year / #ad / Christmas house tour / #ad / I don’t post many ads / #ad / I only work with brands I think you’ll love / #budget ad / Christmas tat haul / #ad / look at my Disney tree / #ad / my birthday / #ad / my kids birthdays / #ad / my anniversary / #ad / I’m so thankful I get to do this job and ads mean I can give you free content / MY JOB IS MAKING YOU SMILE

Throw in some shit take away dances, couple of Disney holidays and a nervous breakdown and that’s babs 2020!

Memmy said:

When we say "Our Babs" like the thread title, is that a cowbags version of "Amen"

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Our Babs in Poundland
Shallow be your name
Your Babbettes come
Your will be done
In Primark and B&M.
Give us today our daily pit stories.
Block all those trolls
as you block those who sin against you.
Lead us not into a supermarket
but deliver us AmaZon.
For the Babdom, the hobbit house and the green hair are yours
Now and forever #size18
Babmen

Monkeybum said:

Surely these 2 combined should be the next thread title

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Yes!
Thread suggestion - Brummy Mummy #68 You can't polish a turd but you can give it a centre parting!

All credit to you @Monkeybum
Just placing it here for the likes

Thread suggestion:
Trod on chip, Hand on hip, how to have a crap time on a Disney trip!

You guys are being so unbearably cruel. She's dealing with new smells. We can't imagine what that's like for her. Try to have some compassion for once in your lives.

Hovis91 said:

The thing that most annoy her the very most is the fact that MrsBriggs lives just a few doors up and will likely clock any moving vans ( juggernauts ) needed for all the tat removal . So she knows she is under pressure to tell her followers she is moving in case someone lets the cat out of the proverbial bag . Me personally am not interested in the least whether she moves or where she is moving too ... I am just here for the meltdown that will surely follow and who she will blame for it ! .

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Agreed.

However, I am interested in Ste’s new bedroom and whether he’ll go for a race car bed or one with a slide.

Well well well guys,
Lady Doodle has a little tale you're all going to love!
So picture the scene, I'm at work this morning and a regular and very reliable bank nurse due on shift in my unit today calls in to say she can't come in until later because her daughters school has unexpectedly had to close due to (wait for it) a burst pipe!
So at this point I'm non the wiser, tell her it's absolutely fine and we'll get cover etc.
Anyway, skip to my break and I see Grotbabs stories about "The Boys" school being closed and you can imagine my face
So, when my colleague arrived for her shift later on I could not resist asking her, "so which school is it" and "do you happen to know if a boy goes there who's Mother is the Instagram twat that is Brummymummy"?

Oh yes!
It's only the same school and she knew ALL about our Em! And not in a good light! I cannot wait until I've got more time to quiz her (we were busy in a real job ) but she is apparently not thought well of by the other parents who know who she is, my colleague included, or the school staff
I feel like Xmas has come early

Thanks to ME for the thread title! Oh. My. God. I am SHOOKETH. My first ever thread title. I'm RABID. I've never even suggested a thread title before as I'm crap at them.

Just told the husband and kids. We all SCREAMED. My husband has just been on Excel and made me a collage of photos of us all screaming and me holding up a banner saying 'my first EVER thread title'.

Over to you @LadyKate for your superb TLDR.

I spy with my little eye 2 children….

@Booklover here you go. I’ve gone a bit out there with my recap. It’s a day in the life of 🪜 on holiday

🪜 entering all the races


🪜 at the buffet


Oh dear Babs has had a meltdown. 🪜 to the rescue



🪜 dreaming of being whisked away by George

I don't care how she dresses, what size she is or what she eats. I genuinely couldn't give a shiny shite about any of that. For me it's just the lying and the using/favouritism of her kids. That's what winds me up with her. She just tells the most blatant lies all of the time. It was me that called her out on the DMC post because I am sick to death of all of the bull shit she tells people and the fact she gets away with it. Little white lies here and there aren't too bad. We all do that. But her lies are told to gain money and sympathy from her followers and that is where I draw the line. She makes up stories to gain sympathy from people to up her engagement and it is wrong, such as Stephen's knee. I believe he has hurt his knee and I believe he required butterfly stitches. What I don't believe is how much it is stressing her out or how bad it is. It's all being done to get people to ask questions and pour out their love and pity for her.

As for the kids - they are both lovely kids but it is clear she has a favourite. A lot of people do have a favourite but they don't make it public knowledge or make the children aware of it. The very fact she went on holiday with one child abroad and the other had to go to Alton Towers is proof of that. The fact she made a huge deal about Ethan wanting a sleepover yet Erin gets one every Thursday (anybody notice that seems to have stopped? Wonder if that was Erin's decision). The fact that Erin had all of that effort put in for her birthday (an entire vlog, a lounge fly backpack which retails at 70 quid, photos of her all over the glass doors etc) yet Ethan got reduced Primark Harry Potter stuff (including stuff she already had knocking around) and a grid post. The fact she has Erin's art work on display yet can't be bothered to find room for Ethan's Lego models (she bought shelves for 400 quid and has more built in in the living room. Why not there?) The fact she told Ethan to "stand there and I'll cuddle you in a minute" yet she allows Erin to come into the bed and cuddle her during her vlogs. None of this is in my head. This is all.stuff I have seen.

This isn't trolling. This is me having a rant about things WE have been shown. We've all seen the vlogs, the grid posts, the stories etc. We.have all seen this behaviour towards him. We have all seen the lies. I called her out because she just lies to her followers to make money and it is absolutely wrong. There are genuine, talented people at the moment unable to perform because theatres and arenas are not allowed to open yet she can sit at home and bull shit incessantly in front of a camera and make money. That's not right or fair.

Anyway, that's my little rant over. I needed to get that off my chest .

Just to let you trolls know my baby girl arrived safely yesterday morning

Babs #30 (very long and snarky) TLDR:

Ste went back to work on Monday.

She claimed she cried over missing him but it’s was probably the thought of having the kids alone.

Posted some drunk sounding ramblings on her stories Monday afternoon (“was she drinking with the kids around?” I hear you cry, wait and see...)

Tried to get compliments from the Babette’s about her body by posting a picture with her upper arms of insecurity on display and telling them to try and see how amazing they are in themselves. Leading to many “you look so good!”.

Had issues with the heat (show me someone in the UK who hasn’t had issues sleeping in that heat?!)

BUT THEN.... turns out she packed the kids off to summer camp on Monday to share their possible Covid germs.

Many (now former) Babette’s called her out on it being a very very stupid and inconsiderate idea.

Babs, BTEC Paul or the very mysterious “her team” went on a delete and block spree to make sure they don’t upset her and “create a positive space for my mental health”.

Babs contradicted herself by saying she doesn’t read DM’s but she read and replied, in the most fake nice, passive aggressive way complete with token , to @Chewitt2020 asking why her comment was deleted.

We welcomed many shiny new insanely clever women (welcome party planned by @chipstick this Saturday, Venue: your bathroom floor. Menu: "fajitas" (you'd better include peppers because this is a fancy event). Mandatory dress code: old swimming costumes or giant pink blankets. Activities: getting blind drunk, talking to yourself about the weather and feeling your own boobs.)

Special shout out to @Chewitt2020 who refused to let Babs just delete her comments and act like nothing had happened. We love you.

Babs got a good review from her super secret holiday hosts and let it go to her head. We suspect they don’t know about her giant knickers drying on their nice bathtub.

Apparently she seeks approval from everyone.

Air bnb hosts uncovered another possible fib, they didn’t have a cancellation - she booked to stay the extra days.

Despite the boiling weather on Tuesday she had a full face of makeup on, probably filming for YouTube rather than packing.

Posted a reel with her expressing various ways that it’s hot in case any of us live in a hole and missed that it’s boiling hot.

Reel ended with a shot of her starfishing in her pants on her bed. In years to come the kids will probably be tormented by their classmates using this end shot along with many other classic Bab’s embarrassing moments (think you’ve been framed but with a drunk Brummie with no filter).

Ongoing question of what happened to Miss D? (Abducted by aliens? Or the IC20?)

We had 2 fake posters (Ste and BTEC Paul perhaps?) “Shanxx” claimed to have seen Babs at her new house near a posh school.

“Kimberley” shared she’d been to a meet up (2018). Apparently Babs was rude, called a lady who gave her a gift fat and was either propping up the bar or outside having a fag. Photo taken from someone else’s blog about a meet up. They were sleuthed out by @Suzesnooze and her super skills.

To combat the heat Babs posted a story of a fan blowing up her skirt to Nelly’s “Hot in Here.” There are no words.

The magical vanishing anxiety disappeared in time to let her go visit Primark in a large shopping centre whilst in France. A large amount of tat was shown off on her YouTube.

Another story about the heat, her sat in front of a fan possibly naked. But still with full face of makeup. 100% done to get a reaction.

Babs was very quiet Weds days time, suspect she’s packing, filming or passed out from heat/booze.

NannySan posted a photo of lunch with Claire but no Babs, raising suspicion Babs did go but wasn’t pictured to avoid backlash of having fun while dumping the kids at summer camp.

More “it’s hot”, she had to have a 2nd shower. Back in her sweaty green nightie in her pit of doom at 6pm.

Various associates of Babs have been asking around to people that know her in person to see if they use Tattle and who possibly finding out who is @Tweacle

She proved to us that sexy Ste hasn’t run off with a Brighton hunk by including his foot in a story.

Morning pit stories featured her hair curling in a “professional way” while she slept, good luck for those getting results and Babs saying she thinks she turned out ok (many Tattlers laughed into their morning brew).

Grid post talking about her results, featuring a photo of young Babs getting her results and then 2 of her life highlights (meeting Gary Barlow, who looks slightly scared of the grinning lady next to him, and her poetry pamphlet because she’s a real writer in case we missed it) she achieved even with crap grades.



Bonus- some wonderful new names for when her dictator side comes out were shared. My particular favourites were:

Osama Babs Lardarse

Baboleon Brumaparte

Kim-Jong Bab

Babamir Putin

Crapbagchrissie said:

I'm glad stepladder is nearby just in case of a medical emergency so he can come running in his flip flops. My mind is at ease

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New thread title suggestion: Baburys Crime Egg! How do you lie about yours?

Hi cowbags, super long time lurker but first time poster. I just spotted something this morning which amused me… Blabs stating that this mug was gifted to her by a ‘lovely follower’ when it was in fact gifted to her by ‘non’ other than Louise Pentland….

I don't really comment as I just have a flick through here in the mornings with my coffee. However Emma if you happen to read this , what would help is being totally honest with your audience. Most people have lost trust in almost all influences hence why this site exists. You have to start thinking of your pay as compensation for the "1%" ruining it for you. My husband gets paid a lot but it is a very busy and stressful job hence why he gets paid the way he does - it compensates for it. Your job isn't busy or stressful but you do get picked on for tiny inconsistencys which feels like bullying (it isn't but i get how it feels like that) your inflated pay is to compensate for that and for obviously selling your whole life to strangers. You have a responsibility to be respectful to your audience especially during these times, i shouldn't have to say it but people have lost incomes and it going to be a lot worse in the months to come. Have a little empathy for those who find you being paid a gross amount of money for a picture of you eating fajitas insulting whilst you are off on a £3k holiday. Understand what your audience need. You are not a small account so you need to run it like a business. You are not just sharing snaps of your family you are monetising them.

Hey there, fellow cowbags/trolls/governors.

I had some really shit news today. I am now awaiting a cancer diagnosis. Or not hopefully. Please send me all your influencershit good vibes.

So I doubt I will be around here for a little while or wasting my life looking at Emma.

I’m actually going to relish every second of my wonderful children, my husband, my lovely in laws and my father just incase I hear the worst.

Oh, and no one will be banished to their rooms so I can watch shit TV, or drink and eat shit in peace (not that I did that anyway, but a word from the other side emma, fucking enjoy them).

I won’t say a hard or busy week is free drinks and buying ill fitting dresses. My hard weeks will be some pretty invasive tests.

I won’t be wasting my life wishing for the menopause or going to bed at 8pm. I will be wringing every second out of life incase this is my last chance.

I was coming on to rant about her blog but found this comment and well says it all