Elle Darby-Swift #76 'The Texas Chain-Store Ambassador'

[ellyjelly2]

She’s such a bullshitter! She did get accepted and did go to uni for drama! Her mum was diagnosed just before, that’s true, then they thought she had beaten it, not realising her cancer woukd return. Elle went to Bristol uni studying drama and then left to become a PT, living at Conman’s after her relationship with her parents became very strained due to her dropping out. She made it around as though she didn’t go because of her mums illness. She also said a while back she never really spoke about her mums illness online, one reason was to protect Katie, again bullshit. She spoke quite a lot about it and spoke about counselling. She was also part of the Herbalife crap and was giving it all Billy big bollocks in a view early vlogs . Interesting that this articulate young woman made the vlog when She made a point of saying “smelly foreign’men were staring in her gym.. Not a child.

 

[wonderbread]

She actually said she was sure ( changes daily now apparently) that she wants to be back in the UK before Saint starts school?!?! Like WTAF? This is just a long holiday then! 3yrs? I mean I get people doing this, not liking it and then moving back, but to actually go with the plan that this is not permanent is mad.

She’s regretting the move BIG TIME!!! The novelty has worn off target and Walmart and now her boring little life is facing reality.

 

[LaughingCow]

Her camera work is shocking. It is all over the place, ceiling shots and everything. She doesn't even edit them out. She is so lazy. Her dream life content is rather dull and boring no matter how much she squeals with glee.

 

[mupert]

She’s such a bullshitter! She did get accepted and did go to uni for drama! Her mum was diagnosed just before, that’s true, then they thought she had beaten it, not realising her cancer woukd return. Elle went to Bristol uni studying drama and then left to become a PT, living at Conman’s after her relationship with her parents became very strained due to her dropping out. She made it around as though she didn’t go because of her mums illness. She also said a while back she never really spoke about her mums illness online, one reason was to protect Katie, again bullshit. She spoke quite a lot about it and spoke about counselling. She was also part of the Herbalife crap and was giving it all Billy big bollocks in a view early vlogs . Interesting that this articulate young woman made the vlog when She made a point of saying “smelly foreign’men were staring in her gym.. Not a child.

She really looks like Katie here…

 

[maggisojuicy]

She really looks like Katie here…

The Darby genes are strong

 

[tootootoot]

She’s such a bullshitter! She did get accepted and did go to uni for drama! Her mum was diagnosed just before, that’s true, then they thought she had beaten it, not realising her cancer woukd return. Elle went to Bristol uni studying drama and then left to become a PT, living at Conman’s after her relationship with her parents became very strained due to her dropping out. She made it around as though she didn’t go because of her mums illness. She also said a while back she never really spoke about her mums illness online, one reason was to protect Katie, again bullshit. She spoke quite a lot about it and spoke about counselling. She was also part of the Herbalife crap and was giving it all Billy big bollocks in a view early vlogs . Interesting that this articulate young woman made the vlog when She made a point of saying “smelly foreign’men were staring in her gym.. Not a child.

What were her health issues as a teen? Aside from being a wee bastard online and probably irl

 

[ellyjelly2]

Dont think she had any! She had puppy fat at worse then broke up with her boyfriend and lost a lot of weight because she was so upset! Then met Connor and went to uni, then got into the gym. She had lost the weight way before. Then the Herbalife thing which was the funniest vlog she ever made, she was all hyper MLM saleswoman on it, priceless.

 

[peppy21]

Her newest video “only eating American fast food for 24 hours” first of all… lol that’s what she’s been doing anyway since she got there and second.. who honestly cares? Why is this an interesting video? Does anyone actually want to watch this kind of content?

she’s called it a “food challenge” not really a challenge is it when it’s your regular daily eating

 

[Dynas-tia]

I find it weird how Connor’s instagram is all about him and the kids and Elle only sometimes somewhere. Even now on the Mother’s Day he posted a video where 99% is himself and the kids. I don’t know maybe this is just influencer’s thing because Elle does the same but idk it’s more understandable when girls posts selfies etc but with a guy it’s just giving weird vibes.

 

[buster239]

Her newest video “only eating American fast food for 24 hours” first of all… lol that’s what she’s been doing anyway since she got there and second.. who honestly cares? Why is this an interesting video? Does anyone actually want to watch this kind of content?

she’s called it a “food challenge” not really a challenge is it when it’s your regular daily eating

I came here to say the same thing! She will definitely be back on ozempic very soon

 

[Rubyred97]

Her attitude about the iced tea in the new video, just give it a try ffs

 

[clairelouise2]

She’s such a bullshitter! She did get accepted and did go to uni for drama! Her mum was diagnosed just before, that’s true, then they thought she had beaten it, not realising her cancer woukd return. Elle went to Bristol uni studying drama and then left to become a PT, living at Conman’s after her relationship with her parents became very strained due to her dropping out. She made it around as though she didn’t go because of her mums illness. She also said a while back she never really spoke about her mums illness online, one reason was to protect Katie, again bullshit. She spoke quite a lot about it and spoke about counselling. She was also part of the Herbalife crap and was giving it all Billy big bollocks in a view early vlogs . Interesting that this articulate young woman made the vlog when She made a point of saying “smelly foreign’men were staring in her gym.. Not a child.

She looked so much better with the filler

 

[Mrsbxx]

Elle Darby-Swift #77 - Pissing away money on Raising Canes, what a sad little life (Ellenor) Jane

 

[ellyjelly2]

Her newest video “only eating American fast food for 24 hours” first of all… lol that’s what she’s been doing anyway since she got there and second.. who honestly cares? Why is this an interesting video? Does anyone actually want to watch this kind of content?

she’s called it a “food challenge” not really a challenge is it when it’s your regular daily eating

It’s been done to death and then some.. This would only appeal to teens and even that’s pushing it. She eats pure junk anyway, always has done.

 

[Catherine12]

Wonder where saint was during their trip to in and out have they put him in daycare?

 

[ifimhonest]

Wait, has she moved to America!? She’s never mentioned it

 

[evoway13]

Wait, has she moved to America!? She’s never mentioned it

Moved = Extended holiday - pissing money up the wall- that she'll need when they return to the UK

 

[casperon]

What were her health issues as a teen? Aside from being a wee bastard online and probably irl

Just an under active thyroid, it’s not really that deep, my sister has it she takes medication every day and gets on with life as normal, not really something to go on about constantly making out it’s a big issue

 

[wonderbread]

A Tornado just touched down in Houston… let’s see Belly take a selfie with it and caption it “angelzzz… my first American Tornado”

 

[WhiteOrchid]

I know this isn't the Battersea Dogs Home Thread, but she just completely swept the fact under the rug as to where Herbie & Hector were for those few days at Disney didn't she?

Bets on how long it is before they leave them for a few days again to go gallivanting off somewhere else - I give it 4 weeks.