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Thanks to @DaisyLou23 for the thread suggestion! We’re near the end of May and she’s eaten as many takeaways this month as most normal people eat in a couple of years. Chins and bellies growing by the day but she “forgets to eat” Yet another holiday that she’s made look boring and...

New thread guys!! Thread suggestion was mine and the prize is a blue TikTok tick 😂 one previous owner smells a bit cat pissy! Quick update Aimee’s still a twat but with a tick ✅ Shirl the Queen enabling is rimming aimless more than before all because she’s finally got verified (should be...

I won 🤭 My prize is just being here 😉 Carry on my lovelies x

Well done @ChubClubThug you win the pile of smashed Disney dinner plates but first you need to claim on your insurance to get them 🤣🤣🤣 The big filthy six toed narcissistic gremlin is gaslighting galore (she doesn't like cheese don't you know, but she’ll test cheese cake because she’ll do...

Well done @Womblewoo for the quite apt thread title. I’ll get back to you about your winning prize once I’ve had a root around Aimless’s skip, sorry, house. Unless you want a kitten? There’s a few of them, take your pick. Ready to go now 👍🏻 EDITED TO ADD: Newbies to the thread, please read...

@mumz You are our winner 🥳🥳🥳 Your prize is a £4k All Inclusive holiday with a dodgy kettle, 4 bags of Lays and a 4-pastry brekkie daily (no boozies tho 😭)

@Johnson1901 You are our winner!! 🥳🥳🥳 You win a 2l bottle of lemon Fanta (that's 25% vodka), 17 packs of Milka cakes (enough for 24hrs of snacking), and a one-to-one Holiday Makeup Tutorial from R-Shaimless (to get the hot sweaty mess look just right) 🤗

@K4040 You are our winner 🥳🥳🥳 You win a bland-paint voucher for B&Q and a 50p coupon for DUncle Gregory to decorate a room of your choice. MUST BE A MAJOR INCONVENIENCE TO SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T MATTER. And your body weight in chocolate - to be consumed in 24hrs. 🍫🍫🍫

I've taken the executive decision for another doubke win today - because @Mrsturnerreturns made a brilliant comment, and @Womblewoo suggested it should be a thread title, and THAT comment got more votes than any thread suggestion... And i feel we can show @Mrsturnerreturns the love she...

@ZedsDead 🥳👏🥳👏🥳 You win a week day of Aimless nosh... probably will last you a month 🫣 ☕️🥐🥐🍾🥡🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟

@Leighanne02 and @ChubClubThug are joint winners!! A superb effort to sum up the uselessness that is Aimless Crowded-Butthole 👏🥳

Congratulations @Trapped_soul you win a years supply of white beef 😂 What a week it’s been for the crowded butthole, the karma train is definitely on its way! Whoever’s bringing her down, about time 👏🏻

@Faith61 You are our winner - Tesco finest sirloin pork joint on it's way to you (with the obligatory Kylie, spicy rice and fluff) Enjoy 🥳

@mumz You are our winner winner, wobbly chicken dinner!! 🥳 You win a dodgy drumstick 🍗 and a night in with "friends" 👏👏👏

@K4040 You have the honour of naming the 100th thread of our beloved and worshipped Miss Aimless Crowded Butthole!!!

@ChubClubThug You are our last pre-100 winnnnnnnnnnnner 🥳🥳🥳 You win a cooking class from ol' shirl, a classic frubalicious and two free interior design sessions with Aimless!! 🏆

@This Is Not An Ad You win a bottle of malbec (if there's any left), and a lifetime supply of banana hair food, that doubles as humus if you're peckish 🥳🥳🥳 *had to edit for character limit*

@Trapped_soul you are spoiling us with these thread titles 😂 You win a half-sucked mini egg, a used-once pussy suit, and a tkmaxx voucher for hairburst 🥳

@Trapped_soul If you're quick, you win pudding and cust... oh sorry, she's inhaled it ☹️ Minor edit for character length 🥰

Congrats to @Trapped_soul for another great thread title I’ll send aimless around to your house to cook you a three course takeaway

@K4040 You Are Our Winnerrrrrrrrrrr You get a week's ski pass to Donny Dome, the obligatory Kylie, and All The Snacks 😁🥳🥳

Great thread suggestion from @Trapped_soul 👏🏻👏🏻 very festive 🎄 As you’re the Xmas winner, you get the other part of Aimless’s trifle 🤮😂🎄 I had to edit the title to fit ❤️

@ginaG29 you win a ski trip to sunny notts, a ski suit from 1973 and all the hairburst gummies you can eat 🥳

Well done @Trapped_soul 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I’ve managed to get aimless to take the Paddington oodie off and she said you can have it 😂😂😂😂 Had to slightly edit the title to fit but it’s still a cracker!! Will we reach the 100 mark by Xmas???

@Curlywurly82 We celebrate you 🙌 🥳 🏆