* Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite - (includes the latest Wape Allegations)
* Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo!
* The Mucky Mansion aka The Shitty Shack - (Eviction time woo hoo!!)
* Court Cases - #Criminaljunkie
* Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Sink Boy Crawl
* Legohead aka Kryten- The One # 3698 - Its JJ The Noo Plonker-in-Chief & The Media Showmance -
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* Surrogacy & Adoption (In yer dweems skanky!)
* # Ouch!!
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!" & "Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" - * "Iss Der Most Amaaazinist Fing Evvva! Ize avin der BIGGIST EVA PARTI ter sellerbrayt FIRTY YEERS in Shawbiz WOO HOO!"
* Plasterclasses!
*"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* The Braindeads are Amongst us!
* Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives
* Podcast Garbage
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole
* F4J Dive In on the Skank -
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA -
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists & 'Orsham's Own Banksy etc
* Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
* Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"
* Fwends Woo Hoo!
* Only Grans and Suchlike
* Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Browkern Trotters
* The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, the media created her ... the media will destroy her ... tick tock
Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................." "Dem catwerk moddles ain't got nuffink on MEEEEEEEE! Juss luk at me rockin' da look in dis fabberluss soote!"
In Bristol Stool Brown of course
Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc - The karma train is coming
And everybody's jumping
From Horsham down to Brighton.
No sign of her or Kryten
an' every bro be frightined,
wot shit them papers writin'
wot lies dem journos tellin'
wen everybody's jellin.
Imma ain't gonna lose my house, NO!,
my bro & momma said so
Gonna move to Leigh-On-Sea
Just be baby darling and me.
Bollocks to those trustees
They jealous of my freebies
12.5.24 - The Sun again (they are LOVING all this shite skank has provided!). This will of course be denounced by the skank as "Fake news an' LIES" from them, even though everybody is aware that SHE CANNOT SING AT ALL!!
www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27869725/katie-price-eurovision-throwback-admission/
Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite - (includes the latest Wape Allegations)
Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo! -
12.5.24 - it appears to be the mortgage company evicting her at long last!
13.5.24 - So theres a posting that appeared yesterday stating that skanky has a "hidden property empire" meaning losing the Shitty Shack is no Big Deal - well indeed! IF (a big IF) its remotely true then surely the beneficiaries of these properties are the people she has ripped off? If her money has been used to secure a little portfolio via Big Bro Danny then one would hope the Forensic Investigators are hot on their tails & of course there are lots of truths emerging now about lies she has told with money coming and going through accounts that are run by her brother. (He is the bloke she accused with using My Munney to build an extension on his house and that she was never going to speak to him again over it, and yet here he is back on the scene "helping" her). Yes she can say Danny ripped her off years ago but is he still be siphoning her money through investments he's made for her on-the-sly? How convenient that she says he's in with the men in her life who have "Done MEEEEEE wrong " !!!
If this is anywhere near true....it needs investigating ASAP.
13.5.23 - looks like tomorrow's hearing has been deferred yet again
The Mucky Mansion aka The Shitty Shack - (Eviction time woo hoo!!) -
12.5.24 - or so SHE says at any rate. This is straight from Edna The Source surely, (indirectly The Gob of Skank), screeching that "Dey carnt take my owse from MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Its just more of her "manifesting" of course but it seems she's got the hump with whoever photographed the Eviction Notice & sold it to the press because she's under the impression that now makes it a Police Matter, but just because it was shared by someone else doesn’t make it illegal eviction as yes it might be criminal to open her mail yet it doesn’t make the contents untrue. She’s been hiding from them same as when she was hiding at SB's or the various rentals in Essex .
* Its just more spin from Edna, indeed it's hilarious how Edna pops up to say the complete opposite of reality such as the 'I've been signed off' claims again or like in the past Edna was wheeled out to say KP wouldn't be receiving a restraining order and that "(She) Definitely had a driving licence so wouldn't be done for no license and she had Insurance anyway"!. Pull the other one Edna, it's got bells on it!
*The whole Metro article is very ‘scanty’ to be honest & stinks of sheer desperation when it seems they are pursuing the fact that "someone" has shared the information even though it will have absolutely no bearing on the outcome of the eviction. She might possibly get another short delay out of it but she won't stop it happening. These legal notices are served in multiples, by registered post, email (most likely) and In Person / physically, indeed skank confirmed she knew about all this already when she griped about this "someone" opening her mail BUT its not really A Police Matter is it?
* "Katie’s team (aka Edna) wrote: ‘Katie will not be evicted from her property on 29th May. All paperwork regarding this has been obtained, opened, and shared with media illegally by a local resident. The police have been notified and will be investigating.’ Note that they say she will not be evicted on 29th May, not that she won’t be evicted. Surely she should be thankful some kind local resident opened her mail so the press can warn her she is being evicted as she doesn’t seem capable of opening all those nasty envelopes herself
* Actually it is a matter of public record as it's issued by the Court and indeed the whole point of Justice is that it's seen to be done because as has been the way for centuries, people don't get convicted in private or evicted in private. She broke the law and shafted people out of money therefore it becomes a public matter! The dumb broad and the Beige Bison seem to think it's a private letter thats been "stolen" so the Police will certainly investigate more of her utter nonsense
/metro.co.uk/2024/05/10/katie-price-evicted-mucky-mansion-home-amid-second-bankruptcy-20815840/
* https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-neighbours-say-theyre-32785387 - Loathed by most of the neighbours it seems - they won't be fighting for Her Cause will they?
* Its the mortgage company foreclosing on her after all - the Mirror have the full details
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/breaking-katie-price-slapped-second-32790684
* It does appear that Kensington who hold her mortgages have been waiting for the situation with the kids to be resolved. Now considering she has pissed everybody about she owes money to for a long time and has been played it for as long as she could, there will be no holding them back now!
* Oh Noooooooo! Just look what the media have done - they're only printing her private litigation letters! The eviction notice issued by a court is only KP's private business and must never be seen or touched by anyone else on earth cos that's #katieslaw. No doubt The Mirror are being reported to the police right now because her eviction notice(s) are illegal - everything is being investigated by Scotland Yard because its That Important dontcha knaaaaw...
* The Metro state that skank sez she's definately NOT leaving though!
https://metro.co.uk/2024/05/10/katie-price-evicted-mucky-mansion-home-amid-second-bankruptcy-20815840/
13.5.24 - A SECOND EVICTION NOTICE hits the Shitty Shack (even though it's currently on the IoW formulating LIES with Clan Grifter - will the media steal this one too??
* Allegedly - according to that weird Instagram poster called 'roots' who caused a bit of a flap on here in 2022.....she had missed each monthly payment for the years 2019, 2020 and 2021 and also missed 7 months of 2022. This poster was putting up what looked like screenshots from her banking app! She allegedly owed 569k on the house at that time according to that poster.
How has she allegedly managed to not pay any mortgage for nearly 4 years eh?
* An oldie here but proof it has always been Persona Non Grata wherever it lands with all it's crap You don't belong here, Jordan! | Daily Mail Online
* Much as its HILARIOUS, doubtless this will not be happening Katie Price is moving into a CARAVAN after being evicted from her Mucky Mansion | The Sun
* Now heres the Mirror highlighting the foetid midden swamp in the garden. Maybe they should be asking why Southern Water have not forced her to fix this mess considering it all filters down into the aquifers that provide the household water for a huge area? Katie Price's Mucky Mansion woes - terrifying robbery, rancid sewage leak and eviction - Mirror Online
Heres a shot taken from youtube showing a bit of the bloody mess in the garden with the swathe of filth visible in the background
"Rancid sewage leaks - Katie faced a build-up of rancid sewage water at her West Sussex mansion in November 2020. The septic tank first began leaking in 2019, five years after she bought the property, according to MailOnline. During the renovation work, the tennis courts were used as a work site and the outdoor pool was neglected and filled with stale water". They're also mentioning the vandals targeting her, the assassins who killed Blade to get at her, the ones who set fire to a car at the top of her driveway...................................... None of it is her fault of course
* Edna is home and back at her keyboard, for here we go with the latest bit of deflection & denial for her belovéd skanky.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13412345/Katie-Prices-sister-denies-star-evicted-Mucky-Mansion-despite-served-second-eviction-notice-giving-two-weeks-vacate.html
Court Cases - #Criminaljunkie
Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Sink Boy Crawl
Legohead aka Kryten- The One # 3698 - Its JJ The Noo Plonker in Chief & The Media Showmance -
12.5.24 - So Legohead has been instructed to visit the Ober-Fuhrer AFP on the Isle of Wight ahead of skank's Court date on Tuesday to discuss tactics such who to blame etc etc. AFP is sure to hate him though Here he is meeting the old dragon
Clan Grifter Gossip -
Its on it's way to the IoW, no doubt for a pow-wow with Clan Grifter over the coming events - skank said she was "alone" but Lego is definately there. However, if the foghorn on the ferry fails, they could utilise the Skank screeching out A Whowel Noooo Wurrrllldddddd....
Surrogacy & Adoption (In yer dweems skanky!)
* # Ouch!! -
12.5.24 - YES this is a real advert on FB!!
Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!" & "Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" -
"Iss Der Most Amaaazinist Fing Evvva! Ize avin der BIGGIST EVA PARTI ter sellerbrayt FIRTY YEERS in Shawbiz WOO HOO!"
Plasterclasses!
"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!" The Braindeads are Amongst us!
Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives
Podcast Garbage
Lies, Lies and More Lies
Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole
F4J Dive In on the Skank -
Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"
Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA -
Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists & 'Orsham's Own Banksy etc
Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -
Fwends! Woo Hoo! -
13.5.24 - hardly surprising when these two scumbags have so much in common
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13395339/Inside-Katie-Price-Kerry-Katonas-long-standing-friendship-pair-reunite-panto-went-BBFs-jungle-bitter-rivals-teenage-daughters-brought-together.html
But look at this little number they added in about SB
If you examine this BS you will realise that this is just another of her cronies lying for her - why on earth would Kerry Katona be looking after Princess in 2020 while Harvey was in hospital? PRINCESS WOULD HAVE BEEN AT HOME WITH HER DAD, where she always is!!!!! AND no charges were brought against SB either!! LIES!!
Only Grans and Suchlike
Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
The Browkern Trotters
The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, the media created her ... the media will destroy her ... tick tock
12.5.24 - The Sun here reporting that skank has debunked to the IoW. Are we taking bets that there will be some sort of a crisis that means she will be unable to get back for Court in Tuesday?
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27866055/katie-price-flees-mucky-mansion-family-eviction/
However they aren’t running with Edna’s “Not being evicted” story like the Mail are, in fact they seem convinced she’s on her way out with her bags and shipping containers full of crap "Katie Price has revealed she is on her way to Isle of Wight to spend time with her family after being dealt a huge blow about her home. The 45-year-old shared a picture of herself on a ferry after it was revealed she has been served with an eviction notice for her Mucky Mansion home. Time to move on -Yesterday The Sun told how double-bankrupt Katie will be kicked out of her dilapidated nine-bed family pile on May 29.An eviction notice is said to have been pinned to a fence outside her 8,000 square foot Horsham pile.The letter, seen by The Sun, reads: “The court has issued a warrant or writ for the possession of the above property (land) at the request of the claimant.
“A warrant gives a county court bailiff the authority to evict you and hand over possession to the claimant.”
It was issued on April 24 and claims all occupants will be evicted at 10am on May 2 " So the Sun & Mirror both bought this letter eh?
* www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27859967/katie-price-breaks-silence-mucky-mansion-eviction-notice-instagram/
Also they note her being involved with promoting some dodgy App encouraging the braindeads to participate but using it as a vehicle to re-show loads of other old articles about the thing, each with the addition of updates about current events LOL
13.5.24 - https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-launches-police-investigation-32790878 Yes here she goes again - no doubt The Sweeney are hot on the tail of these fiends infiltrating her Post Boc!!
* They sure are putting in the spadework these days ! LOL
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27890743/katie-price-caravan-evicted-mucky-mansion/
Word has it that.....................................
The karma train is coming
Surely she should be thankful some kind local resident opened her mail so the press can warn her she is being evicted as she doesn’t seem capable of opening all those nasty envelopes herself 
