Zanna van Dijk #26 Rosanna van Dijk

[icameheretospy]

Love how she words it here, as if all her hair fell out None of this makes sense really.

My hair was falling out on a couple of occasions due to thyroid problems and at different times it’s grown back and i’ve had loads of baby hair at different lengths, never spotted that with her or heard her complaining about it (which she sure would). Feels like yet another problem she’s made up.

 

[Wikiwangocard]

She spends all of her time exercising and the hair is ALWAYS in a super tight high pony tail

Loose low buns my arse.

 

[peekachu]

Look at my luscious locks guys!

 

[expatfancy]

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Look at my luscious locks guys!

And look at my gently low bun hairstyle

 

[Dotherighthing]

Sorry but I'm not seeing any difference in her hair. The 'after' she's showing is when her hair has been styled and curled and therefore looks 'shorter' and fuller. When we see it down it looks as straggly as ever. Also she says she only ties her hair up in loose buns - except every time she runs it is in that awful scalp scraping pony.

Probably getting ready to shill the next product. I remember she did start the Rosemary oil but never heard about it again. No doubt as she wasn’t getting paid. She’s so transparent!

 

[DM Me Hun]

Wasn’t the hair another one of her “journeys” a couple of years ago? I vaguely remember it was apparently to do with anaemia, when she was paying for private infusions because she supposedly had the worst case that the world’s most experienced doctor had ever seen, despite being able to exercise every day and go on active holidays. Everything is just such a drama all the time.

 

[Wikiwangocard]

Bhutan. Yes, Zanna, you're probably the only person in the world to have heard of it and no, I don't want to spend over £3k to fund your next "once in a lifetime" holidays.

 

[SnoopyLA]

Reading from prompts to tell everyone what’s interesting about Bhutan and “that’s why I want to go there”. Emphasis on “I”. Getting suckers to fund her bucket list again.

 

[CustardPie]

Well yes. All your little rich girl stay wealthy swim clones groupies will come with you.

 

[Cazza81]

Millions of people go to the Lake District but not Bhutan. Yes, because it doesn't cost over £3k (not including flights) to get to the Lake District you moron.

 

[MidnightMissSuki]

Well yes. All your little rich girl stay wealthy swim clones groupies will come with you.

Ugh she's so gross

 

[tam]

So apparently her mental health suffered in January and February. She would get more sympathy if she didn't show us all the holidays she took during those months and the pure privilege she has. I suffer from depression and let me tell you being able to go on holiday whenever and not have to worry about money would help ease the burden...

 

[peanutbuttercupp11]

Took an entire month off work because she felt "stressed", when the "work" she's talking about is posting rubbish reels on Instagram. Honestly if this was a parody show people would complain it was too unrealistic. I am speechless.

 

[martaS]

Excuse me who the duck drinks A LITRE OF WATER first in the morning.
I know this is all for an AD but may I remind you Rosanna that you are the only person that puts the pressure to drink a gallon of green sludge, exercise AND meditate, AND take train to London to exercise even more, all before 9am?
This AD is such a load of bollocks I want to scream.

And a complete wrong angle for a toothbrush AD.

What a dick.

 

[CustardPie]

Her latest ad is talking about it being ok to not do all the things that the 'wellness' world tells you to in the morning - like meditate, get sunlight in your eyes, drink your greens, exercise, drink water, - wait - all the things Xanax has been telling us to do all these years you mean?

You melt.

EDIT to say yes @martaS you beat me to it!

 

[peekachu]

She’s such a humongous, privileged twit. At least she provides us with this quality content though!

 

[Cloff]

She doesn’t even have real teeth

 

[ShhItsASecret]

“it's stripped back simplicity means I have more room to focus on the things that matter most.”

ITS A bleeping TOOTHBRUSH!!
Does me using my oralB mean I have less room to fucus?

 

[Wikiwangocard]

She is so desperate to get a deal with Lululemon.
I hope they never ever work with her.

 

[martaS]

She is so desperate to get a deal with Lululemon.
I hope they never ever work with her.

They have worked with Anna Edit and Lily Pebbles, so the bar is unfortunately low