Mrs Hinch #71 Jizzy water ball, salty stews, Hinch’s veg rack makes the news!

[Not fussed]

Is this for real?

 

[via iPhone safari?]

When she does a gretal story why does she always rub herself and do that tutting and huffing. its like she gets turned on by looking at herself

 

[Resting itch face]

By getting the majority of them into debt

edited - didn’t even see the female Jesus comment fuck my life!

 

[iluvpink]

My non grey, multicoloured, mismatched tree! And the cat taking the piss with the baubles on the stairs Can’t see hansnomes being able to dick about with the decorations, can you?

 

[Nortower]

How can she give any of Ronnie’s “old” clothes to charity, anyway? They all have either his bloody name or initials printed all over them!!!!

 

[xPinkxLadyx]

Shes such a bitch! She knew exactly where it came from but doesn’t want to give anyone credit. Pretty sure she would’ve if she was gifted it by that person but no, asks B&M and knows she’ll get a freebie. Cheap cow

 

[PatsyK]

She always wanted a fireplace, she had a bloody extention built this summer why didn't she get a fireplace?? At the grand scheme of things they aren't even that expensive and an electric one would have been so easy to fit.

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

Why hasn’t she modelled her loungewear though. Isn’t that just a bit STRANGE? Has anyone called her out on it?

 

[SunshineRae]

Has she got a tripod she carries around with her?? Please don’t tell me it’s Jamie standing there holding the camera

Nothing would surprise me. I can see it now, her standing at the top of stairs yelling down at him.

Soph: "Oi...bitch boy - get up here!"
Jamie: "Soph I'm just preparing tonight's casserole...one minute."
Soph: "I don't care. You know we only show them casseroles for show - we'll just get a Chinese tonight as usual. Get up here now"
Jamie: "Ok" (Poor old Jamie trudges up the stairs)
Soph: "Right....I need you to hang upside down from one of the ladder rungs, and hold the camera at an exact 68˚ angle to get the best shot of Gretel, while also holding the ring light in your other hand....."

 

[Hereforthehottea]

You know what would be really great Soph if you used your platform and shared a link for people to register to vote (You know, that thing suffragettes fought for) ATB.

 

[AldiWidow]

So she had a ‘lunch stop’ at 2pm, was baking cookies in a kitchen that definitely wasn’t hers at 5pm followed up with her dinner dishes that were magically cleaned in a few seconds, though I’m pretty sure they are the same picture of dishes she used last Sunday Soph we keep telling you, continuity is your friend! And if you’re going to recycle pics to make it look like they’ve just happened at least wait a couple months

 

[poppyhun]

I really can’t wait till Ronnie is 2 and he’s drawing on the walls, getting yoghurt all over him, getting paint in his hair, smearing beans on the rug. Everything a typical 2 year old would do. I love and smile about every thing my 2 year old does, obviously I think ‘ffs mate not the rug, not the bloody walls’ but he’s amazing so I couldn’t ever be made at him

 

[Boz]

Like everyone has just pointed out her saying 49 followers is 'cute' is so bloody patronising!
Has she forgotten how numbers work? She now has more than 49 followers, which means at some point in the past she will also have 'only' had 49 followers.
Secondly, those 49 followers are probably real genuine ones, so it's a bit fucking rich for her to ridicule them when she blatantly buys thousands of bot accounts. God she's infuriating!

 

[Macklen83]

Back with a vengeance I see

Why is she having a dig at people having a night out? What’s that got to do with her exactly? Is it because she doesn’t go out so she feels the need to shun those that do and have dared post stories of them having a good time. How dare they do that whilst Grinchy has been “poorly”. I guess she was expecting everyone to be miserable and in mourning due to her absence.

Her friends before she found fame probably had a night out last night and didn’t invite her because she’s turned into a monumental fanny. That’s what I reckons happened

 

[F the dust.]

So what were the cracks that Stacey Solomon picked up on? When you do nothing but portray a perfect life...stop insulting our intelligence, it's a manufactured friendship courtesy of gleam!! After buying followers, trying other avenue's and approaching gleam you still just can't believe it, nothing dropped on your lap! You fought tooth and nail to get in a position where you can Rip folk off, vulnerable people... Absolutely nothing about you is genuine... so stop with the faux coy looks and fake modesty..you blow your own trumpet more than Sonia of EastEnders!!

 

[MrsEvil]

Ah crap! I’ve just been to view a potential school for my daughter. Loved it BUT the teachers put what they were reading on the doors and the year 1 teacher had hinch yourself happy. It’s put me right off!

 

[Whitelilac]

While Hinch is busy proclaiming herself as the saviour of all small businesses does she ever stop to think that 28k followers is less than 1% of her followers. Out of 2.9 million followers, less than 1% liked that account yesterday. It wasn't costing them money and would take seconds to do but less than 1% bothered.

Her engagement figures are absolutely atrocious - Soph you are on way out and it can't happen fast enough.

And stop chopping other people's cushions - do what the hell you like in your own home but the hotel and Virgin don't have chopped cushions for a reason. Because it looks fookin stupid.

 

[bluey]

Howling at this

 

[SamB1991]

Oh god, here we go... let’s see what tat she bought at the garden centre - she loves the shade of grey of the pine cone because it matches her living room walls!? It matches everything in your house you bland cow

 

[Paddy71]

Didn't notice the veg rack when she was cleaning the sink