Mrs Hinch #694 A boring trip down memory lane, Hinch is rattled by tattle again

[Ere4dgoss]

Oh of course it was exactly 3 people.
3 tutting ladies,
3 chavs in pjs,
3 llamas,
3 people who mocked her,
And a faaaake ooollliiivvveee treee

 

[Wize Owl]

Sopha, hunnnnnnnnay….. you forgot something

 

[BlueOwlette]

Hi everyone,

I disappeared from these threads and being a nusty hen for almost a solid year, so apologies. It's been the most dramatic year, involving fleeing to a refuge with my little one, then another refuge, then sofa surfing and moving between different hotels for 7 months (and a total of 17 moves) before we finally got a new proper home, then a lot of illness. But I'm finally at a place where I can do things I enjoy again, which is this.

I can see that Hunch is still up to the same old rubbish, but can anyone give me a quick fire low down of points I've missed please? Last I saw she had 2 chickens left and she was making out with the dog?

Hope all you lovely lot are okay

 

[WeTalkAboutBruno]

Make it make sense.

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

My absolute fave one.
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Looks like a fecking Alien.

Sophie: "No filter used whatsoever!"
okaaaay .....

 

[HereToTalk]

Her lonely evening routine? Wanna hear mine? I GO TO BED WITH MY TODDLER BECAUSE I CANT BARE TO BE ALONE DOWNSTAIRS! I HATE BEING THE ONLY ADULT, I HATE THE RESPONSIBILITY, MY HEAD DRIVES ME CRAZY! I’d give anything not to be a lone parent. I’d not be here without my kid 100% and that’s the extent of lonely I have reached.

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Sorry Schweeet’arrrt, did we both do a new thread? We should have got Magic to do one as well as all things Hinch comes in threes

Ahhh shhhucks! I was out at the cuntry hairdressers, then cuntry pub with the tend wisteria and disshhhplay books!
Faanks to both of you @Wize Owl & @BeeHappy .... I will do a third one just for good measure now I'm home and full of not tend Oramorph xxx

Mrs Hinch #694 Boring trip down memory lane, Hinch is rattled by tattle again

Faanks to our @springheeledyeti for our winning thread title!

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General summary of bollocks:
Boiiscchh dresshed as performing Policemannzzz (T.J Hooker)
Chav Farm, minging Roiioiioii, unemployed, midddle aged, thick, smoker chav in grey stinky joggers 🥱
Sex dungeon lights on during the day
Iconickk annual giveaway (of all her unwanted freebies), plus her shitty, beshhpoke, scrawled Meeemoir! Super generous
Desperate for engagement as suddenly following a load more hunnz/accounts to copy
Now buying bots with no pictures just jumbled up letters
Sloaph did something "crazeee", and put away all her faux Easstaah piecesshh of shit, including 'dirrrrty gerty floor egg lady's" plastic tatt 🥱 Some of it went to the tip, obvs! Couldn't be more dull if she tried
She has named HER HB truck Sophie, after herself!
The hunnz are taking ridiculous photos of Vacunt Vibezz on the sea shore, on holiday and shhhtyling their anal beads. What a time to be alive!
Montessori Mummazzz decided it would be a great idea to show Ronald where all the pipes, buttons & drains were under the sink, clean out the wossschhing machine fiwltaah and lint from the dryer, telling Ronald not to touch the heat exchange
Leonard was let loose with a sonic scrubber. Unfortunately, he & Lenor now know how to undo things they shouldn't be allowed to touch. She is using the boiiscchh for content more frequently, even to talk to camera
An entire day of ALL ABOUT MEEEE AND MY JoUrNeY started the new week. Posting dates to herself to share photos taken mostly of herself, Mummaz, Henry, boiiscchh (a bad photoshop) and, of course, HER wedding.
None of 'this' would have been possible without her fugly Inchmannzz (we already figured that out, you thick trampette!).
Dusshhted with HER new schhhented disposable duster, it was filthy, having been everywhere. She placed it on top of a kitchen worktop prior to adding to her vast landfill contribution.

The silly twat had a Vacunty Vibezzzz launch tea party, obviously, this was a few weeks ago, as they have tended not to be on holiday this week. JayM in his smeggy joggers booped Hunch's filtered out nose.
They have no real friends. Clingon was wearing her uniform, hence not this week!

*Dinnae forget to post ye fav Helmet/Basin headed fashionistas dearest Nusties, so I can make a wee movie with a matching cunty tune!
Did I mention Vacunty Vibezzz? ‍

NOTE TO HINCH:
YOU DON'T HAVE 5 MILLION FOLLOWERS & YOU KNOW IT!!!
MOST ARE BOTS YOU BUY ON A DAILY BASIS. YOU ARE A LIAR, A FRAUD AND AN EXTREMELY ODD PIECE OF WORK (PUTTING IT VERY POLITELY). TAKING AFTER YOUR EQUALLY DENSE, HELMET HEADED, FIDDLY FINGERED MUMMAZZZZZ!
GET WELL & GO AWAY!
ATV.

 

[12inchthinbase]

Touchy

Sure, Jan..

 

[Fluffy20]

I think Hinch has had a falling out with Stacey’s sister and SS has, unsurprisingly, sided with her own flesh & blood.
Label Lady posted the other day saying “the reality is that no one is making hoover lines before they go on the school run” then in her latest stories she repeatedly spoke about not using a filter on make up videos and said “If you see skin that looks airbrushed then it is. Skin has texture, movement, lines, wrinkles and spots. They’re there on everyone”
She’s also recently been on This Morning talking about cleaning and organisation (Hinch’s old territory) and did a post about tiding her under sink cupboard (definitely Hinch’s old territory) when she said “I don’t care that it looks awful because practicality and functionality is all that matters”.
Even if it wasn’t intended as a dig at Hinch she would’ve taken it as such because she’s a narcissist, she thinks everything is always about her and she loves nothing more than playing the victim.

 

[Char4649]

Soph: they love their hinch lorries..

Len:

 

[Status:PiningTheBog]

Show us yer home range

Show us the journey you went on that had you start with alpacas in the kitchen and finished with them fenced off behind extra gates please soph

 

[boundandgagged]

I just popped outside to get my washing off the line, I'm fucking deranged

 

[Wize Owl]

Getting silkies What are they then JayM’s Janine’s new silky knickers They’ll be hanging them out to dry on the new coop

(A brief reminder)

 

[Justapeep]

Touchy

 

[Cassy Role]

“Call us crazy but me, Jamie and the boys love doing stuff like this and being outside…”

Tell me you’re a lazy sofa hog without telling me.

There is nothing “crazy” about spending time outside. In fact it’s quite normal. She’s really not ok is she?! 🫣

 

[12inchthinbase]

The threads lasting a whole week compared to a day (like the good old times) is like going into a store when it's closing down.. Nothing's really changed, the staff are just trying to make light of a bad situation, it's dull and lifeless and you come out going "oh that was sad" and feeling a bit low.

She bores me to death. The best thing about Hinch is her tattle threads

 

[easeypeasey]

It's probably already been said but....


HOLY CO-DEPENDENCE BATMAN!!!!!

 

[ilovepizza21]

I'm sorry her last stories having me raging. She has no idea how lonely it is to do parenting alone.

She far from beint fucking alone. I'd love her to walk a mile in my shoes.

A class CUNT

 

[springheeledyeti]

My first ever thread title! Can’t believe it if I’m honesccccht! I’ll have a tend party to celebrate

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Show us yer home range