MOD & FOD #15 Now we know Slymon really is a prick, because all he’s doing is taking the mick!
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Could it be partly because she's not posting? What about FOD, anyone put off by his recent drivel and lack of daughters?
She was at 652k the other day?!?!!
Sounds like he said she said.
Hi. New here. Been reading since the hell broke loose. Thought I’d be intrigued at FOD’s subsequent posts, but just finding them all very boring?
I knew of MOD a while back. I used to live a few roads away from her in London and spoke to her very briefly in the local twin group about twin breastfeeding (I have two year old twins). When I discovered I was having twins, I found both MOD and FOD inspirational. I really panicked about coping with twins, and there they were, living the dream with their’s and making it look so easy and fun, and having them down the road to me made me extra star struck.
However, after having my own, I quickly became bothered about the ‘use’ of their twins. Twins are so often made out to be a gimmick, their individuality isn’t championed by many twin parents when it needs to be, and it’s something I really try to be conscious of with my own.
I’ve been reading tons of you have a problem with the way they (especially FOD) uses the twins, of course, but does anyone here have twins and so does it hit home especially in that way?
I knew of MOD a while back. I used to live a few roads away from her in London and spoke to her very briefly in the local twin group about twin breastfeeding (I have two year old twins). When I discovered I was having twins, I found both MOD and FOD inspirational. I really panicked about coping with twins, and there they were, living the dream with their’s and making it look so easy and fun, and having them down the road to me made me extra star struck.
However, after having my own, I quickly became bothered about the ‘use’ of their twins. Twins are so often made out to be a gimmick, their individuality isn’t championed by many twin parents when it needs to be, and it’s something I really try to be conscious of with my own.
I’ve been reading tons of you have a problem with the way they (especially FOD) uses the twins, of course, but does anyone here have twins and so does it hit home especially in that way?
FOD is updating his stories.
I know it’s been mentioned before but wow he aged quite considerably over the last week or so
I know it’s been mentioned before but wow he aged quite considerably over the last week or so
Aaaaand he’s rambling again.
*lets get ready to ramble*
*lets get ready to ramble*
Can someone summarise? Can’t bring myself to hit un-mute!
just FOD, proving to the millions he's never been to any of his daughters' parents evenings in his life!
he's trying WAY too hard, to the point where his posts reek of desperation. he's obviously struggling to come up with content without relying on the kids, and left to his own devices, he's resorting on using old posts - such as his old andre persona - as inspiration to push the comedy angle, failing to realise that those posts were never funny in the first place. the problem being, of course, that he isn't actually funny - despite obviously believing otherwise! his posts come across as incredibly awkward and mega cringe. he's seriously embarrassing himself, yet in his desperation to stay above that magical one million followers, he seems willing to publicly humiliate himself, all for the sake of the gram. guaranteed his next post will involve a ridiculous dance. as if his girls haven't been humiliated enough as the result of MOD's actions, without FOD jumping on the let's-embarrass-our-daughters bandwagon.
Marnie has put some Aladdin music on his Spotify playlist which he’s ended up listening to on his train journey.
Perhaps Marnie is subconsciously trying to tell him she’s dreaming of A Whole New World. One that doesn’t involve inane musings of her father.
I’m going to hazard a guess that this is an under cover Ad for Spotify Family.
God he's so boring, is the most interesting thing that's happened to him this week is a Disney song playing on Spotify?
When he posts you can download from here https://storiesig.com/stories/father_of_daughters and unloading to here, makes the threads better to read for when they expire
When he posts you can download from here https://storiesig.com/stories/father_of_daughters and unloading to here, makes the threads better to read for when they expire
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what family though?! Maybe they've seen sense and left him.
I hope not, I would hate to see a family split and I believe that Clemmie has just as many faults as Simon does. Also, I don’t doubt for one minute that the pair of them love their girls very very much but I do believe that in many aspects particularly privacy that they have failed them.
Why does he never post these in real time? I’d have a teeny tiny bit of respect for him if these things were actually genuine musings and not recorded and posted at ‘peak’ time.
I was just thinking this! It’s light!!!Why does he never post these in real time? I’d have a teeny tiny bit of respect for him if these things were actually genuine musings and not recorded and posted at ‘peak’ time.
Obviously trying to get a freebie from Spotify. Makes me sick.
I especially liked in the recent FOD story where he casually (well, not so casually actually) slipped in that he was listening to "progressive house"?!?!? YEAH right!!!! We've seen your techno Wednesdays and clips of your cheesy Camp Bestival DJ set... Progressive House my a*se...My bet it was the other way round, HE was listening to the Alladin soundtrack when HIS DAUGHTER's progressive house track interrupted his cheesy Disney tunes!
He must think progressive house and techno are so cool, and make him so relevant. But seriously who the duck speaks like that? Surely you’d say ‘I was listening to Take That’ or ‘Hits ‘93’ not ‘progressive house’. He’s 36. What is he doing? Then filming himself discussing this utter fuckwittery (although it’s not witty) but uploading it 4 hours later. Wankpuffin.
I don't know of you either, but I REALLY respect this and how you've owned and faced up to things and gone right on here too! You won't change some people's opinions, but I think this is a great example of how to face up and move on! (Might check you out now though, but only if you promise to properly mark #ad #gifted etc at the start of all ads etc!) Thanks X
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