You forgot to mention that its all Pete Ya bleep's fault....In the live tonight:
Katie, "there are lots of types of evictions, and is nothing to be ashamed of"
or
Katie - "I asked them to sell my house as the drones/bandits/graffiti artists/talking candles were affecting my mental health, and they said they could do a special type of eviction. It's because of two people in my past, I've done nothing wrong"