Jack Monroe #573 Close your Patreon, you thieving liar

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God.... She's like me when I turn my blue ticks and last seen on and off on Whatsapp depending on how big a huff I'm in
 
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I want Eurovision Jack.

Georgia -banging

Netherlands - he LEFT.
She can't admit to watching it cos the weary crew who think Netanyahu will change policy if they change channels are patrolling for dissent.

She has no idea of her beliefs or how to express them if she had them. She's a tin rattling hologram.
 
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She can't admit to watching it cos the weary crew who think Netanyahu will change policy if they change channels are patrolling for dissent.

She has no idea of her beliefs or how to express them if she had them. She's a tin rattling hologram.
Surely Jack has a personal meeting with Netanyahu on the books to put him straight, just like she did with Boris on Question Time… oh wait… yes, that’s right, she was lying.

She probably thinks Benedict Cumberbatch is the prime minister of Israel knowing her, maybe better she does delete her Eurovision tweets before she truly has a firestorm upon her.
 
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Eurovision song contest. Firefighter sung by Georgiea, and the lyrics sound like they have been written by Jack,
 
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We’ve all endured more Northern Lights than Blackpool on social media today. But no. Jack started it. MeMe Monroe strikes again.

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Oh she’s giving me the rage!
Why is she so thrilled for everyone who has seen the lights? I mean they’re cool and that but for duck’s sake.

Just be normal!
 
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We’ve all endured more Northern Lights than Blackpool on social media today. But no. Jack started it. MeMe Monroe strikes again.

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Oh she’s giving me the rage!
Why is she so thrilled for everyone who has seen the lights? I mean they’re cool and that but for duck’s sake.

Just be normal!
She’s clearly hoping for pics to steal and pass off as her own* if she missed them herself, watch out for them appearing on FB.

*Pics from people nobody on her FB likely have as a mutual friend hence not nicking from there. And she’s too lazy to look for them herself on twitter so good lil comments clubbers will provide them for her.
 
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Eurovision song contest. Firefighter sung by Georgiea, and the lyrics sound like they have been written by Jack,
Cyprus has a song called Liar. Ireland has a song about living a lie. Really makes you think (no it doesn’t).
 
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She’s clearly hoping for pics to steal and pass off as her own* if she missed them herself, watch out for them appearing on FB.

*Pics from people nobody on her FB likely have as a mutual friend hence not nicking from there. And she’s too lazy to look for them herself on twitter so good lil comments clubbers will provide them for her.
Very surprised that she hadn’t “completed it mate” with a pic as amateurishly manipulated as her Facetune selfie efforts.

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She’s invented a childhood neighbour

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ETA Women weren’t admitted to the RAF until 1970
 
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