The picture and the quote, gotta be a title contender for me!Life does seem so hard for FOD during the pandemic. the smug face
He really is a clueless git 
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He really is a clueless git 
Never one to let a bandwagon pass by, Simon has now obviously decided to become an ambassador for children's mental health. That would be great if he actually wanted to raise awareness, but to suddenly decide to jump on the bandwagon whilst his followers and ads are massively in decline, really pisses me off. The fact that the singers mentioned are POC is like winning the bandwagon lottery for him. Cue lots of positive messages. Unless he reads this. Hello Simon. 
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What’s really good for children’s mental health is to document every single day of their lives - from the time they went to hospital with breathing difficulties, to the time they potty trained, to the time they discovered they had an anxiety-induced phobia - and put it all on Instagram in exchange for free holidays and tat for your house.
He shouldn’t be allowed to link to children’s mental health charities. He causes their problems and can’t even seem to see it.
Hey Simon, let's have an open and frank discussion about children's mental health on your grid. What about helping raise awareness by making a grid post and letting this hugely important subject be be discussed with no comment deletions?
You don't think that's a good idea? Wonder why
You don't think that's a good idea? Wonder why
I know it's been said a lot on here but I'm shocked every time I remember that he's 38.
He keeps banging on about it. Is it a special age for marketing opportunities?
Whoever his agent is they have clearly abdicated all responsibility for proper advice and guidance on how to present himself. He keeps fishing round for something that others can latch onto.......his great diy skills, children eating all the snacks, children fearful of being sick, man with beer, man with coffee logs, man with dogs, man with hang dog expression (on repeat), man feeding family, man loving family, man put upon by family, man slagging family off. It's like he has jumping beans in his brain.
Pretty sure he’s sleeping in the spare room... that’s not the headboard from ‘our bedroom’ I’m pretty sure it’s the headboard from the spare room?
Can someone confirm as I can’t find the spare room grid post
Can someone confirm as I can’t find the spare room grid post
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Is he telling the truth? I'm 38 next week
But I would hazard a guess you don't look like you are 48 like knobney.
I absolutely love the photo of him having a lie-in on a bed that's not the one in their room, it's so much more info than he actually means to share. Clear evidence that he's lost it down the idiots guide to social media self respect sabotage. Or perhaps Clemmie bans him from taking content pics on their bed during the day, it's even a step too far for the fallen monstergrammer 
What a wanker 
What a wanker
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"proper sport"?Also the rugby thing. I find it repellant when men don’t like proper sport like football and cricket (ducks for cover). It’s just that rugby fans are a type here (London). A Simon type. Uncultured braying minor public school boy type.
But I appreciate that this is my issue
Soz. It is probably my issue but I can’t take men seriously if they like rugby not football"proper sport"?
Check the bedside tables in the master bedroom. Plenty of things on one side, nothing personal on the other. A bit like my bedroom and I sleep alone.
It's not the migraine room, the twins room, or the geometric wall room. If it's the same room he looks out the window then it's a roof top room. How many bedrooms does he have left?
But at least the trampoline is back in place.
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Unpopular opinion but to me the least sporty sport out of the ones you mentioned is Cricket... then again I am a Saffa *ducks* and am still gleefully proud of our World Cup win in 2019Soz. It is probably my issue but I can’t take men seriously if they like rugby not football
Take care of yourselves, and I hope you recover quickly. Xx
I love cricket through and through
and I know it’s probably not the sportiest. It is totally my prejudice though and I own it! Tbh it’s all part of Sky’s horrible faux partyyyy persona that he’s created. The one where he drinks a solo beer in his sitting room... WAHEYYYY! Or dances round a soulless gig in Dubai with no mates. Tragic.Thank you all for your kind wishes after my little rant last night. His smug face and cocky voice annoy me a lot!
So far we’re not too bad, just very tired and achy. We got it from my toddler from nursery as there was a case there at the start of the week.
it’s more believable than 38!
So far we’re not too bad, just very tired and achy. We got it from my toddler from nursery as there was a case there at the start of the week.
I loved that when the twins had the X2 5 balloons for their bday, loads of people genuinely seemed to think he was 55!
it’s more believable than 38!@Emmadale it's good to hear you're all doing ok. sending lots of tattler love your way xx
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