I know, WTF? You need to have a word with him.And yet, it isn't me he is giving a pasting with his cum.
Erling Haaland #2 So fine he should be in the LOUVRE
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De Bruyne and Haaland together are just bleeping lethal. 
What the hell man, is he going to get a double hat trick 
Well if this game doesn't boost his confidence then nothing will.
This is the Erling we’ve been waiting for. Dude is COOKING.
The link up that dreams are made of.De Bruyne and Haaland together are just bleeping lethal.
Double hat trick Sunday please Erling 
That would surely be a record for most amount of goals in one weekDouble hat trick Sunday please Erling
Hope he wrestles McTominay shirtless on Sunday. Winner gets me. Loser also gets me x
Our Erling coming in clutch! 
So glad he did bc the miss was 🫣
Glad he got a goal- I bet he was desperate for one after his miss! That would have defo annoyed him
Erling! 
Yeeee 
Pleased he scored!!
Pleased he scored!!
I’ve not been in here for ages, but please you Haaland lovers do something anything dress up for him just make sure he scores today
The Viking sounds like he's up for this one.He has been ghosting us a bit this season.He needs to bring it on Sunday or we're out of the race.
Hope he’s got his shooting boots on!
Sell the big blonde nugget immediately
Send him over to me. I’ll convince him to score… against every team except Wolves when he will fake an injury and not come on at all X
I wish you could’ve heard me giggle at that
I’m trying a reverse psychology thing if I say him and City are tit they might come out fighting
