Katie Price 48 Wiki

* Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite - (includes the latest Wape Allegations)
* Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo!
* The Mucky Mansion aka The Shitty Shack - (Eviction time woo hoo!!)
* Legohead aka Shaggy- The One # 3698 - Its JJ The Noo Plonker-in-Chief & The Media Showmance -
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!)
* # Ouch!!
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!" & "Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" -
* Plasterclasses, Assorted Live Tour Rubbish & Other Garbage!
* "Iss Me Birfday Innit Woo Hoo! "
*"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* The Braindeads are Amongst us!
* Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives
* Podcast Garbage
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA -
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers -
* Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
* Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"
* Fwends Woo Hoo!
* The Browkern Trotters
* The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her ... The Media will destroy her ... tick tock

WOO HOO!!!!
Lip smacking, song screeching, vape puffing, arse picking, snow snorting, lie talking, ex stalking, double bankrupt-inin
soon evicted-inin….. Skanky! WOO HOO!
or
Coke sniffin fanny wiffin
Lip smackin, hygiene lackin
Dog killin, arse fillin
Kid abusin, egg cruisin
Hard faced, booze laced
Should be maced - woo Skanky!

To the tune of Alice Cooper's Elected.
"I'm your butchered cut of meat, with an awful voice,
I'm gonna be evicted,
I'm your manky skanky liar in a pink Rolls Royce,
I'm gonna be evicted,
Folks want justice, don't need a fake,
I'm gonna be evicted,
Court's not gonna listen to the lies that I make,
I'm gonna be evicted, evicted, evicted."

Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
Now heres a thought...................... When Harvey was 16 she entered IVA. When he reached 18 she was made bankrupt. He wasn’t financing her milyunayre lifestyle with his trust fund was he, to which he is now in a local authority funded residential?

Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................." -

"Fire"? Not with all that plastic around!
Heres the proper version of that dreadful crapcast outfit
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK! Be warned if you zoom-in on this!

Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
22.5.24 - Heres The Sun sticking it to her over her "singing" at the Crapcast last night
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28059325/watch-katie-price-sing-podcast-recording/
This time round they list all her surgeries to date that have created the gawjus vision that was loving itself last night onstage, but neither did they disappoint in summing up her excrutiating rendition of any song she crucified last night
"She delivered a rendition of We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off, but struggled to hit all the right notes.
Katie pushed on as she continued to follow her dream of becoming a professional singer”.
They mention her bankruptcy, her eviction and list all her surgeries, indeed every story they write now they add in variations of this proving that they really are after her as never before! Eviction Day should be fun, no doubt they will send someone there and probably the day before along with their Drone Squadron to capture the moment The Shitty Shack finally escapes from her
* Heres one for ya skanky when you are trying to out-"sing" Clare from Steps at that festival
" Tragedy
When you lose control and you got no soul
It's tragedy
When the morning cries and your heart just dies
It's hard to bear
With no one beside you, you're going nowhere "
* "Hannnooo Iye Got Yewwwwwww!" What a treat for yer earholes!! https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2951/29517999964e4b8379fcda3d8bed93093867b33.mp4
23.5.24 - FFS!
The MUA needs a bigger cork than that to shut it up, ie something the size of Phil & Grant might suffice for the job really.
* https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-fans-beg-please-32875824
24.5.24 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28101280/katie-price-cruelly-mocked-singing/ The only cruelty is to the audience that get it's caterwauling inflicted onto them!

Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo! -
23.5.24 - Here it is actively boasting about how she's earning an absolute fortune and having to turn down "work" because she's SO BUSY raking it in!! (If you can believe a single word out of its gob, but thats by-the-by). Either way thats another note to the Forensic Lot. https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/13018878/double-bankrupt-katie-price-billionaire/
"I'm not a billionaire - I wish - I manifest for that....... but really, I'm not a flash person. Lawyers and divorces have taken my money."
So that too is "Someone else's fault" as usual.
29.5.24 - As noted in an article about the skank being EVICTED and renting a place for £5000pcm - on the comments it was noted that the three removal vans with crews will have cost around £12,000!! So where does A Bankrupt find £5k pcm, plus bills, plus living expenses, plus all her flunkies wages, not to mention her requirements and all the rest of her Needs, not to mention the £12,000 to shift out all her crap??.

The Mucky Mansion aka The Shitty Shack - (Eviction time woo hoo!!) -
In case you are wondering, this is where it got the title of MM - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/what-happened-katie-prices-mucky-14278750
22.5.24 -its managed to wangle a stay of execution, another month to remove its crap & get out! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28070821/katie-price-mucky-mansion-eviction-saved/
"But she has now been given until June 26 to get out of the country pile.
It is understood her mortgage company has given her the extension.
A source said: “She’s been given a bit more time to get her house in order, that’s all."
“There’s absolutely no way she’s going to be allowed to stay there permanently.” -
* So in retrospect it seems that not only does the thing have a special type of Bankrupcy (because there are lots of different types of course) , she is also in a Special Eviction procedure because there are lots of different types of those too .
WHY does it continually get away with this sort of stuff that mere mortals would be crushed for??
23.5.24 - FINALLY its admitted it leaving the Shitty Shack! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13451149/Katie-Price-confirms-shes-swapping-Mucky-Mansion-new-house.html
* Full of shit - just like the gardens at the Shitty Shack https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2952/2952711-033849692f4796d45da5a117c901acaf.mp4
25.5.24 - Long Overdue!! At last someone other than The Sun are publishing Home Truths about the real situation skank is floundering about in & its not the one she shreiks about as Her Troof either!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13452159/bankrupt-Katie-Price-Mucky-Mansion-debts.html
"An expert who examined the deeds to the 19-bedroom Sussex mega house told us: 'Her finances are as much of a mess as her house itself - she has negligible equity at best and may even still owe money on the house even after selling it. It's a real disaster.'
Land Registry records seen by Mailonline confirm the cash-strapped glamour model turned TV celebrity and author apparently has little or no equity in her run-down country home in West Sussex.
Price, 46, has two outstanding mortgages on the 19-room property, meaning that any proceeds from a sale must go to pay her lenders first. Paperwork also suggests that the size of the two outstanding loans might not even cover the current value of her three-storey house which she bought for £1.35m in October 2014.
..and presumably this is why she thought it was safe and couldn't be taken away from her. I wonder who the 'official' is...?
"The official dealing with Price's first bankruptcy, in 2019 over trading debts of £3.2 millions, filed a 'disclaimer' to the Land Registry in January 2021 saying her home would not be seized to distribute to her creditors.
A property lawyer told MailOnline: 'This is a very unusual situation, and I have never seen it before in relation to a freehold property.
'I can only assume that the Trustee in her Bankruptcy believed at the time that she did not have any realisable assets in the property which were worth pursuing.
'As she has just been made bankrupt again, I can't imagine that the situation has changed to any great extent'.
* Hence this then - Bankrupt Katie Price reveals she's given up fight and will LEAVE Mucky Mansion after nine years as bailiffs set to evict | The Sun
26.5.24 - and the Mirror join in. https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/real-reason-katie-price-cant-32891825
So is this the real reason why she kept saying her house was safe, because even the BH people don’t want to touch it with a barge pole? Even though she was technically right it wasn’t for the reasons she was claiming, I.e. that was because she owned it outright, but because it wasn’t worth anything. Big difference. In any case its the mortgage holders who are foreclosing on her, not the bankruptcy lot
28.5.24 - Heres the latest spin on being turfed out of the Shitty Shack - "It ain't sayf fer MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" after that visit from the nocturnal acid-chuckers, consequently it'll leave immediately to spin it as anuvva fret to 'er fwagyle Mentawl 'Elf Ishoos What a load of bollocks! If nothing else this statement simply proves she did it to avoid the embarrassment of being kicked out because with this lame excuse she's being obliged to leave the place by no fault of her own! . However this smacks of that case when it insisted the authorities allegedly "Advised her to keep the kids away from Kieran" so it invents the so-called danger and then pesters authorities with her tall tales & outright LIES until they advise her to do something they would tell anyone to do She seems to think anybody gives a shit about her though - deluded to the extreme. Is it not rather strange that whilst J&B were living with the thing there were various incidents with "stalkers"and intruders pursuing Mummy, yet despite these alleged incidents supposedly the children weren’t allowed to go and live back with their Dad for their safety! Different now though with egg whites that have been thrown over the car & skank is shreiking about "Acid!!", suddenly she’s got to leave right NOW!!!!
* Incidentally, she must have had today's removals vans already booked weeks ago to cart her remaining crap away because it's highly unlikely you could ring the night before to get an Emergency Removal - all of this nonsense makes this Attack of the Acid-Chuckers on the pink monstrosity look even more dodgy that it already did!
* Maybe this is the Amaaaazin' Announcement it was going to make today? Who cares though
* The Sun are already on it!! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28164793/katie-price-moves-out-mucky-mansion-eviction?utm_source=sharebar_app&utm_medium=sharebar_app&utm_campaign=sharebar_app_article
"Double bankrupt Katie Price FINALLY moves out of cursed £2m Mucky Mansion as removal vans are spotted at house"
* So even the story of her getting an extension till the 26th was Another LIE!
* Yes its off out of the Shitty Shack! I hope the media are trailing after the lorries to see where its going to land with all it's crap!
The Sun are sure to have someone to supply photos of the state of the Hovel once it takes the last of its garbage out Not that any of this bothers skank in the slightest because she's left The Flunkeys to deal with all this garbage whilst she's in the pink monstrosity (complete with the acid scars) on the way to Bristol, loudly woo-hooing...
* In view of this latest situation aka LIE, WHY does she not have any CCTV for her own security? Look at the list of horrendous ordeals it has to cope with:-
Kidnap threats - Partners having affairs
F4J torching car and killing her dog - Delivery driver's killing her dogs.
People always coming to her door to ask for photos - People graffiti-ing the fence or stealing the gates.
People stealing her post. - Delivery drivers killing her dogs.
Bailiffs & numerous deranged stalkers that are wildly attracted to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
WHY WHY WHY NO SECURITY THEN?? As far as we know the only times she has CCTV running is when she has trawled-in another Victim off the street so that she can ID him the morning-after when she's halfway Sober, OR she needs another sleazy video to add to her collection for blackmail at a later date.
* Now the Mail join in -https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13467633/Katie-Price-FINALLY-moves-2m-Mucky-Mansion-amid-double-bankruptcy-woes-removal-vans-park-outside-insists-shes-told-leave-safety.html?ito=native_share_article-nativemenubutton
* Hope the removal company got payment upfront! They should know who their dealing with here - Knocker Price!!
* You see skanky - this is what happens when you get on the wrong side of the Media! They'll have your guts for garters
"Katie was handed a bitter eviction notice on April 24, from the court which stated that all occupants of her house would have until 10am on May 29 to leave the Mucky Mansion and despite initially fighting to stay, the star admitted she "hated" her home.
"I am still in my mansion! And guess what? I absolutely have hated my mansion", she confessed to her audience during her live podcast tour The Katie Price Show in London. "I tell you why, nine years of hell I've had there. Fly-tipping, it's haunted... and I am living with it. And whoever buys that house, good luck! I hate it." Still bitter and angry about it though eh Skanky???
Katie Price's Mucky Mansion swarmed by removal trucks after she leaves due to 'acid attack' - Mirror Online
* Also visible in both the drone footage a photographs is another black Range Rover that belongs to the skank. Not bad eh for a double-bankrupt without driving licence?
* https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28164793/katie-price-moves-out-mucky-mansion-eviction?utm_source=sharebar_app&utm_medium=sharebar_app&utm_campaign=sharebar_app_article
29.5.24 - the Mail are making it out to be "Downsizing" - not EVICTION. Sadly for the skank, everybody knows the Truth already!
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13468919/Katie-Price-set-new-four-bedroom-home-Surrey-forced-leave-Mucky-Mansion-amid-double-bankruptcy-removal-team-seen-offloading-boxes.html?ito=native_share_article-top
* It seems what she's been left with is a new-build on an estate which is quite a comedown for The Lady of the Manor eh? It'll have a small garden rather than the acreage & stabling the Shitty Shack has & nowhere for her containers full of crap, but at least it won't have sewerage swilling about....................... The rent is £4995 per month for four bedrooms. Makes you wonder/wander how she will fit all five kids in that who live with her full time as she's a full time mum and dad!
* She won't last long in that house though because she will trash it and won't pay the rent on time, if at all. As with the Ashford rental she will be kicked out after embarrassing press stories with drone pics of the state of it and then it'll be about her squatting / facing eviction again followed it'll be a rinse/repeat tale when she will go somewhere smaller and do the same thing ... it will be the same again and again ad infinitum. Its going to be fun to watch as it goes down the plughole!
* Thats the neighbourhood gone down the kharzi then https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/147365660#/?channel=RES_LET

Court Cases & Driving Offences- #Criminaljunkie
25.5.24 - As of yesterday's parking ticket in Clapham, will this be another unpaid one? Also that rust-bucket had bald tyres on it that were highlighted in last year's MoT - she clearly never did bovva to get new ones in the event.
28.5.24 - and here we are on the day she's FINALLY EVICTED (despite all her LIES to the contrary), off to the Bristol Crapcast in this heap of shite with it's allegedly damaged paintwork and BALD TYRES

Legohead aka Shaggy- The One # 3698 - Its JJ The Noo Plonker-in-Chief & The Media Showmance -


22.5.24 - Lego really went to town for skank's burfday given that His Real Mummy has obviously stopped his pocket-money until his contract with the skank finishes! He turns up onstage with an Aldi Colin the Caterpillar cake with a BIG 46 candle stuck on top and NO FLOWERS - but just look at her face !!! Bet she gave him a right lambasting for that huge insult!!

* Theres a wicked rumour going around that Lego can actually speak! https://tattle.life/attachments/5fc14c38-c7f4-4fbc-a1a8-620b217045e9-jpeg.2952449/
* https://go.skimresources.com/?id=143714X1608376&isjs=1&jv=15.7.0&sref=https%3A%2F%2Ftattle.life%2Fthreads%2Fkatie-price-391-it-makes-a-fool-of-itself-on-stage-all-the-time-egged-on-by-beige.45339%2Fpage-15&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Ftvshowbiz%2Farticle-13451947%2FJJ-Slater-drops-L-bomb-girlfriend-Katie-Price-baby-marriage-plans.html&xs=1&xtz=-120&xuuid=dd409ced8c0990a53dec4809c9f72c77&xjsf=other_click__auxclick%20%5B2%5D
Presumably he had to say that as its in his Contract of Employment
24.5.24 - Just the beginning of your problems Lego, ol' matey! This is what happens when you get predated by skanky into the ranks as The One # 3698 - you get all her shit dumped onto YOU! Get used to it!!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-slapped-parking-ticket-32889285
"Realising what had happened, JJ was seen taking the ticket as he spoke to someone on the phone. Later on he was pictured looking glum by the side of the road as he stood in casual grey shorts and a hoodie, perhaps thinking how to tell Katie she had more car woes. The tattooed TV star (LOL) who started dating Katie at the end of last year when she split from ex- fiancé Carl Woods, was also rocking a Gucci man bag under his arm". A parking ticket is the very least of her woes innit!?
26.5.24 - Lego's Ex. I wonder who she's referring to here then? www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/mafs-ella-morgan-says-shes-32896991
"She shared a quote, uploaded by another account, that referenced jealousy.The quote in question read:
"Should you ever find yourself the victim of other people's bitterness, jealousy, lies and insecurities. Don't be mad............................ "Remember things could be worse. You could be them."

Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!) -
22.5.24 - https://closeronline.co.uk/celebrity/news/katie-price-jj-slater-married-babies/ Such is Her Entitlement of course!
* Sooooo..... Tell us more about this 'atmosphere'...? Is she referring to Cole? After all, she was his bag of heat don't forget.....
"Having your family’s approval is the best. There’s nothing worse than when you can’t be around your family with your partner because there’s an atmosphere.”, ie AFP hated him!

26.5.24 - heres the latest laugh from it! www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/kerry-katona-katie-price-set-32893243

# Ouch!! -
21.5.24 - The comments on the Mail's latest article are FAB!

25.4.24 - a comment on an article about her singing at these podcast lives:
"If Katie Price were to sing at my funeral I'd get up and leave"
28.5.24 - just read the comments on this! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/katie-price/article-13464599/Katie-Price-slammed-disappointing-behaviour-encourages-son-Harvey-say-C-word.html
* and more about the Acid-Chuckers from the DM -
"If she said tomorrow was Wednesday I'd double check it."
"I totally believe that someone travelled to her property in the dead of night and threw an egg cup worth of acid onto her 10+ year old car, but chose not to cause any damage to anything else. I believe it's pure coincidence that this totally believable crime happened just before she was due to be evicted, causing her to flee for her own safety. She's just such an honest, law abiding, decent, tax paying member of society after all"
"It wasn't furniture being loaded into the lorries: it was barrels of lip filler and extra implants. Hence the need for three large vehicles."
"Sure Katie, I was waiting for her made up reason to leave. "
This one is particularly interesting:- "One broke model, dating a VERY broke reality star. This should end well.:
"If the vandals went all the way to KP's place in the night, and all they did were those 2 small spots of damage (looks like nail varnish remover, rather than acid)... Police should be looking for some particularly inept vandals.... Maybe they won't have to look too far..."
It appears nobody believes her sorry tale...............................

"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!" & "Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" -
22.5.24 - So what happenned to all the lavish gifts it was going to receive from everybody at last night's Birfday Crapcast eh? All it got was an off-the-shelf birdfay cayk from Legohead with a 46 candle stuck on top and a bottle of fizzy plonk from the MUA- not what it had led everyone to believe it was receiving from a grateful universe No sign of any of the rest of Clan Grifter at this event either
29.5.24 - desperate deflections from the Eviction required!!! Look at this garbage from it - AS IF skanky and certainly he'd avoid you like Bubonic Plague nowadays!
Katie Price claims Hollywood star Jamie Foxx 'came on' to her at Sir Elton John's Oscars bash in 2011 - and insists they even swapped numbers! | Daily Mail Online

Plasterclasses, Assorted Live Tour Rubbish & Other Garbage! -
21.5.24 -https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28038966/double-bankrupt-katie-price-buy-tour-tickets/
So these amaaaaazin' events are NOT selling-out as skank would have everyone believe! Who'd have thought it eh?
* https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13442337/Katie-Price-flogs-tour-tickets-hours-shes-perform-failing-sell-400-seat-venue-amid-financial-woes.html
* Why does she think this set of fiascos will go any different to that other tour she did where she ended up cancelling the remainder due to poor sales, or is she banking on her infamy packing the auditoriums to listen to her foul gob sounding-off endlessly?
* And off we go with the start of this series of shitshows - https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13443825/Katie-Price-seen-time-evicted-Mucky-Mansion-boyfriend-JJ-Slater.html Arriving at the "event" which is surprising in itself!
* And here being plastered wearing her grandad's old shirt and those horrible boots & it used this filming to proclaim "Iss MEEEEEEEE Firtee yeers in der hindistry innit!"
* So this is the much-hyped "outfit", ie another bodystocking thing with photocopies of some face she had years ago stuck on it by Harvey with a Pritt Stick!! This awful creation pulls off like strippers trousers into shorts
More to come though
* It has already "treated" the audience to a stunning rendition of "Yewse downt ave tyer tayk yer cloves orf"
* Much as you'd think it impossible, skank actually sounds WORSE than it looks! She can't even sing along to a backing track, in fact she is so bad it's almost good, I'm crying
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2949/2949729-25e000291263df226fdbc66904660e37.mp4
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2949/2949737-5373f26a28e9212c50988628e729527e.mp4
* Just in case you are having trouble comprehending what this shitshow consists of, basically she's going on tour around the UK to sit on stage with her sister. And talk. About stuff. With her sister. And who is this "sister"? She is who/what exactly? In this exciting "Tour" they'll both be talking about shit they have already talked about endlessly, stuff thats already been reported in the red tops after they've lifted it from SM's but mostly stuff about "MEEEEEEEEE", but there may well be a few more New Lies from skanky depending on her intake...
And people (the Braindeads) are paying good money to go and watch a coked up has-been and her nobody sister sit on stage, waffling about utter bollocks? It seems there are a few........................
* A brief headcount of Braindeads in the auditorium reveals 150-175 people. Even if under estimated that’s only half full.
22.5.24 - its using a ticket agent to hawk these shitty tickets now - desperate times eh? - and they're now a tenner a go so The Mugs that paid full price must be gutted
* The London show was meant be her major tour event & accordingly she’s dragging out H for a bit of exploitation, even trying to get the grifting Matriarch AFP over from the IOW - oh and she said on her crapcast there are plenty of famous names turning up for this world-class event such as London has never known! (NB; its at the Clapham Grand - not the Palladium!!) Is it not rather odd she can’t sell it out then? Maybe she's not as little Miss Popular as she thinks she is then & does make one wonder/wander quite how she’s gonna become a billionaire at this rate to pay off her debts?
23.5.24 - Tonight's Live bullshit - here it is bigging itself up again, still wearing the smelly twatsuit And an hour late as usual; There really is no excuse for it "Vocal Kween" indeed...................... and another jam-packed arena then (all paying a tenner too) Looks like they've had to cut capacity again by sectioning-off the vast swathe of empty seats like they did previously, but even at £10 a ticket it still hasn't sold out! What a joke skank and the whole shitshow crapcast has become "IT' just gets worse though, 'IT' cannot sing, mime, dance or do anything really but bask in 'IT's own self-appointed glory. 'IT' really does believe that 'IT' is a big superstar and Edna the Big Beige Lump thinks she is a star too basking in her sisters afterglow.
* https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28125747/katie-price-waiting-seats-empty/
Heres The Sun remarking about all those empty seats - see the comment beneath the photo of the empty seats - another masterclass in Getting at the Skank from them haha!
* Plus this OK skanky - 49 minutes late then, but They Lied did they Skank ?
Well what about you and what you said about the event ?
So far no sign of AFP and PP Fencing being there when you said they would be
So far no sign of P and her bf there when you said they would be
So far no sign of J and his gf there when you said they might be
So far no sign of Lego’s Dad when you said he would be there
So far no sign of "lots of famous faces" attending or that there would be a Big Surprise Guest,
So where were they all eh? You said there would be so many there and all the Braindeads got was H wheeled-out as a sideshow
* Oooh but skanky has got the right hump about being called-out in the Press over her usual tardiness
It seems she already allows herself 45 minutes leeway in which to be late which is actually very unprofessional for someone who is supposed to be The Consummate Profeshunawl wiping der shit wiv evvywun
* Presumably she decided that they'd park wherever she chose to irrespective of the draconian parking rules around Clapham. The media were all over it but no doubt heres another fine that'll be ignored as usual. The only surprise is that she didn't bring H's Blue Badge to use like she usually does https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13457701/katie-price-boyfriend-jj-slater-parking-ticket-pink-range-rover.html
* Driving the pink rust-bucket to London though - "Ohhh look at me the big celebwity!" arriving for her sell out show with all her faymuss fwends flocking to Clapham Grand coming to watch. "I'm in my bright pink car so the press and everywun knows iss MEEEEE arrivin wiv my teeny weeny slitty eyed driver boyfriend an' Ize a celebrity and above the law so I can park whereever I want, WOO HOO I LOVE IT!!!!" Traffic warden - "Fuck off you cunt".
* She wheeled-out H on stage with her singing “Haaaaanoooo”, so wrong how she exploits him and her fans love it
* And this - no words necessary
26.5.24 - so its this bunfight tonight although since Banksy/Twollz/Sarrff Affrikans/Mexican Banditos/Post Boc Thieves have vandalised her moter outside the Shitty Shack (allegedly), it would seem like the perfick excuse to pull out of this nonsense. Don't know who the bint on the picture is though...................
* Still desperately hawking her fucking tickets
27.5.24 - a special Insta Live for H's 22nd birthday -https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=372182675379341
* Mummy has grifted the World's Biggest Burger for him
* its very keen to state that H wants to go to St Lucia again on 'oliday (if someone wants to pay for it presumably)
* Really using Harvey's Birthday for "I am a good mum, in fact the bestest!"
* The weapons-grade filter its using makes it look like Harvey has eyeliner on.
* Skank has already dribbled food down her top
* Its still filming whilst H stuffs burger in his face - he has no privacy whatsoever when she's around
* Skank is blathering-on continually, talking with her mouth full
* H swearing & burping now and Mummy is cackling at him swearing and shouting.
* It is actively encouraging H to shout across the restaurant and now she's got him calling people slaves. Its cackling away again.
* Awaiting for the cake now, H wants a big cake.
* Skank doesn’t want to sing happy birthday! - quite surprising when she has such a natrul tallent fer it.........................
* H just called KP a bitch.
* He's now shouting across the restaurant for them to hurry up.
* Oh and we are back on this one again - Mummy wants to use H for her own requirements of course. Its asking H if he wants to go to a nightclub
* Apparently H wants to go on a first class flight, KP says they are going EasyJet. It sounds like Spain might be a possible holiday soon - if she can get her gnarled talons into this Trust Fund of course.
* She says taking him to the toy shop after this disgusting display. (No doubt on-the-grift in there too)
* She keeps pushing the nightclub idea to him. Clearly the last exhibits she made him do must have been a quick way of making easy money for her or why else would she want to take him to another one when loud noises and crowds upset him??
* H is twitching loads - getting upset.
* H wants chocolate cake, he doesn’t like the cake they brought over. Mummy did not even bother to ensure they had his favourite at the restaurant, but not to worry she has the 12 portion carrot cake on stand-by at the Shitty Shack for later on
* Its so distressing to watch - "Harvey say this for this person" & "Harvey they like it when you do this", she's cackling manically every time he said swear words, then telling him not to. And all with him getting more and more agitated and upset . Why does she even speak to him like a baby anyway - yes he will always be childlike but to treat him like he's a babe in arms is so very wrong?
28.5.24 - whats this then? "Free tickets" for the crapcast in Newcastle? WTF!!!
and Sheffield too apparently!
*In light of that vicious "acid- attack" we get this BS! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/katie-price/article-13471095/Katie-Price-leaves-podcast-Bristol-surrounded-new-security-team-acid-attack-pink-Range-Rover-forced-Mucky-Mansion.html
Some bloody "Security Team" consisting of Lego, Edna and some bint they've picked-up along the way to Bristol!

"Iss Me Birfday Innit Woo Hoo!" -
23.5.24 - Big gathering of Clan Grifter coming up to 'celebrate' the thing's 46th Birfday. The Sun are on it already
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28087018/katie-price-birthday-hell-eviction/ It also appears they have a shrink on the books too following the skanktivities for them

The Braindeads are Amongst us! -
22.5.24 - predictably there are some Braindeads out on Instagram giving it large about how "Amaaaazin'"skank was last night and how she "Really can sing!!!" Its mighty strange though that the ones that praise her if you click on their account they are all set to "Private" so you can not actually look into them, yet all those that do not agree with her you can click on them and actually read their accounts! Odd that eh? One might think they were the Flunkeys in Disguise.....
25.5.24 - heres another one (probably Edna or one of her flunkeys) besmirching the Press for criticising the last Crapcast
29.5.24 - The latest Mail story comments whilst overwhelmingly negative do have a higher proportion of braindeads within it than expected. They claim :-
Shes has bought the house
She’s allowed to do so
All the kids live with her
Then even vid got a mention
How does she find these cretins? How are people STILL this thick?

Podcast Garbage- Same shit just different day / pod / month / year. Take your pick
21.5.24 - another batch of BS from the Gruesome Twosome https://youtu.be/dJVpiSidcTg
* 21.5.24 - So keen to make out what a busy schedule it has and how In Demand she is, it flashes it's own personal calendar without a thought as to how anybody can zoom-in and read it! It appears to be confirmation that she has definately lost the children for a start, but she's exposed so much of her grim life including Drug Misuse appointments and when she's seeing her kids, ie "Seeing the kids 23 & 25" and Harvey's ENT appointment!
22.5.24 - https://youtu.be/JBIdLRh-Fzg?list=PLvlN3aBCn3zZyTTk26EzYddMWRIND7mCe and more old garbage from it
*When was this new podcast recorded? She’s says her house is safe and didn’t know about the second bankruptcy insisting she'd received no letters about it - she read about it in the press apparently! (Those lies slip so easily from its putrid gob)
* Apparently she is earning really good money now, almost as much as before blah blah blah. (In that case why not pay your fucking bills and creditors then, you lying, cheating grifting cunt???)
* Now it says she has turned a leaf over and can deal with it all. (So why avoid going to Court to sort it out then eh?)
* "Bankruptcies are different, I've got to deal with it". but she has reset it all, its all gone through and she's survived,.....so focused. What a load of drivel!!!
* And this one again - she's got two shows to do for Channel 4! (I wonder if they know about this?)
* They won't put her in prison to clear the bankruptcy as it's not fraud
* All the old crap is coming out in streams now - this is her terrible driving record. After she finished her drink drive course she wasn't classed as high risk and because of that she didn't have to do a blood test, they just sent the forms off, so as far as she knew she was waiting for her driver's licence back. When it didn't come she kept calling them but then in the meantime the Anonymous Email reached them saying she wasn't fit to drive when she said she was because she had filled out all the forms, therefore her tame doctors then filled out forms for her. Apparently the forms say at the end if you know you are 100% sure you are fit to drive, you can still drive (??) so she carried on driving because her doctor said she could (????). She knew she would pass anything 100% anyway so what the hell eh? Four times it has happened!! The DVLA are now saying she is High Risk, but skank insists she doesn't really drink. And it states that the car was insured when she was caught driving despite the Plods believing otherwise. And as things stood at the time of this nonsense even the lawyers can't get hold of DVLA!!!! (Utter fucking LIES - someone would answer a phone or an email at the DVLA in Swansea, even if it was the janitor!!)
*She insists she's spoken with 3 different lawyers about this & they've NEVER heard of this situation before! It's completely unheard of!! (So another amaaaazin' case like the Worstest Evva Browkern Trotterz, The Most Dreadfullest Mentawl 'Elf Isshoos etc etc.
* AND the DVLA won't tell her who this person is either so she can target them herself!- how very dare they!!!
* Reckons she has completed her 2 years of not driving. - (The trouble is skank you keep getting Ban-on-top-of-Ban so actually you never reach the stage of having served the time owed)
* So now lurching from saying she IS paying tax to admitting that she HASN'T paid tax! She says she will pay it but only when she's got it, her excuse being she plays both the mum and dad role, she has bills to pay, she has got to live you know! She's in control. When you earn so much you don't really check...but now she knows what she spends on and where is goes... (Note to Forensic Lot here please!)
* She has an accountant. Everything is invoiced. (No under-the-counter stuff then eh skank?)
*She knows what she has to put out for the trustees and all of that - it's so boring when people keep going on about it.
* Men are lucky to be with her. FFS!
* She can't say the word Anonymous either plus why she can't just say she has ADHD,rather than "I have SEVERE ADHD".
* All her past relationships have been controlling with jealousy. (Who from eh??)
* Going on about cheating in a relationship when actually she needs to take a look at herself FIRST! It preaches that you should just let your partner go off and do their own thing.... (I suppose driving her about 24/7 will be their own thing then?) "It's unhealthy checking up on your partner." it sagely remarks. (Like checking their phone, demanding their passwords etc??? Incidentally, she had Carl's passwords, said they both did "So they couldn't cheat......' although that little factlet never stopped her shagging about did it?. She also admitted slagging women off who dared to message Carl with plenty of examples of her vicious responses on earlier Wiki pages but thats nothing to do with a man being jealous over her though! She's also on film demanding to see Boyson's texts and years ago going through Andre's hotel phone bill many years ago. Of course it's always been the men being Jellus And of course now she's split with someone YET AGAIN, it immediately becomes them who did all these things to MEEEEEEEE because it's the usual narc delusion and projection. Apparently Narcs do it when anyone rejects them, it's like automatic programming when they can't possibly accept they have any failings so their brain goes into overdrive convincing them the ex was awful to them and now they're free to be their fabulous self again. Rinse and repeat!

* Still wants to train as a paramedic. She started it and has in fact done it again because she's so determined, she's been getting all the forms, she wants to go to Uni, but too much going on to fit it in. You're never too old to be a paramedic it states. She's got another 30 years left in her dontcha knaaa!
* Broke her feet 2 years ago, life changing. - No love it was 2020, that's FOUR fucking years ago - it can't even remember that Fateful Day but thats not suprising is it?
* Oh and she's "Not going to be dictated to by anyone!" , so there you Court lot!! LOL
* Its just admitted one of the kids wants nothing to do with her (prob Junior)!! How does that work when she is forever claiming they all live with her eh?
*"There's so many catfishes out there" - she feels sorry for guys who go dating and find that's not the girl in the picture. (Mmmm, like she NEVER filters her face or has make up done to look totally different. OK right).
* The West End show about her life gets a mention again. Daisy MC wants to do her Netflix life story, her West End show.
* Apparently when she had the one off podcast show last year, she sold out the venue in one night LIAR!!!!!
* In 4 years time she will have more of her empire back out there. Perfumes, swimwear, underwear... all back on track. And all her TV shows.
* She's going Texas at the end of the year to do interviews on death row with serial killers - IF she can even get a Visa considering she's a criminal herself!
* Her book. yawn...............................
* Still planning more surgeries - wants her upper forehead done (so more alien like I expect)
23.5.24 - The tickets for her amaaaazin' Podcast at the Clapham Grand in London (not the West End LOL) have been farmed-out to a ticket agency to flog to Braindeads. £10 a ticket for the London podcast now!! Now we've all seen "Reduced price" before haven't we but 80% off the normal price is fucking hilarious? . Will even the Braindeads realise they've been stitched-up by the thing?
*
The statistics do not lie - this rubbish is dropping faster that her left nork!!!
However here is it's latest steaming pile of turds for the discerning listener :-
*It has dragged Lego onscreen with them - it reckons JJ is the first & only male guest on the pod (as only had Daisy MC) Well what about Harvey? She dragged him on there or perhaps he doesn't count as A Man? (Also had AFP on)
* Asking about what guests she should get onto this pod, Skank says some might be "Too up their own arses to go on, no names mentioned...." but they are all shouting YEAAAAHHHHH! "People should always remember where they come from" it advises sagely but she doesn't realise that anybody with any credibility will avoid contact with her for obvious reasons
* Skank doesn't know how much a pint of milk is (says it used to be 27p) no wonder she is bankrupt
* Apparently last night they were talking about "sharting", you could hear a pin drop at some points. Such class these two are
*At the Bristol pod show next week Andy (who is allegedly writing her West End musical) is going with his bf, and the crapcast at Sheffield Edna says Romesh is going to be there. KP says "Don't go and ask for autographs!" (Does anybody actually want his autograph?? Absolutely nobody with any relevance is ever going to want to go on her podcast. Quite why the dumb tramp thinks that Hollywood A-listers are knocking at her door begging to be on is bizarre ) NAH!!
* Skank says she wouldn't ever go up to another celeb and ask for a picture but she sounds well pissed off that Edna is talking about wanting to meet other celebs So what happened to her saying there's room for everyone in the business and treat people nicely on the way up etc? Short memory. Jealous. Bitter.
* Everyone in the industry is the same as her it announces grandly (did you know she has lived and breathed it??!!)
* But she would only go up to Ne-yo and ask to do a duet - It then "sings" really badly.
* She gets nervous when she sings and her mind goes - Shouts Hano I gotchew
* She got a bottle of prosecco from her MUA - was that IT with the birfday pressies then???
* It said when she was in Thailand she rode a moped and went into a kerb. (this was most likely when she was banned from driving, so how the hell was she able to do that without a licence?!!)
* ‘I don’t do magazine shoots anymore. They don’t pay enough and I’m not cheap’. What she meant ‘No magazine wants to take my photo anymore, even when I beg and tell them I will do it for nothing’. They can take whatever they want off her SMs for free anyway
* Here we go then - its just begging to go on other people's crapcasts! Desperate times eh skank??
This episode was just a load of shouting and noise - content ZERO, in fact worse than usual. The End

Lies, Lies and More Lies -
23.5.24 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28080474/katie-price-blames-breakdown-reason-second-bankruptcy/
You just know its gonna be More Lies when the headline says "Katie Price reveals the truth............." about anything!
Its just the usual list of banal excuses for the fact she thinks she is exempt from paying her way for anything in Life.

Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
23.5.24 - heres one of the things that skank announced in that last Crapcast that is going to rebuild her Amaaaaazin' Career!
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-set-meet-death-32872064 Has'nt that poor bastard got enough being on Death Row without that thing imposing herself on him when they've already had the pleasure of Piers Morgan's company?? In any case, considering her criminal record and liking for why does she even imagine the US Customs and Border Control are going to let her in anyway?

Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
22.5.24 - Sticking the knife in again
Katie Price's botched surgeries and why she refuses to stop going under the knife - Daily Star

Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit? -
22.5.24 - it cannot resist can it? Katie Price takes brutal swipe at her exes as she reveals she and boyfriend JJ have taken huge step in relationship | The Sun Likewise the Sun cannot resist having a dig at her either
* and the Mail https://tattle.life/attachments/img_2565-png.2950661/
24.5.24 - Here we go again!!
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/celebrity/katie-price-admits-regrets-relationships-32879851
Katie concluded, saying: "However, through therapy, I've learned that it's okay to say no to men who want to be with me. In fact, they're the fortunate ones, not me." She is currently dating MAFS alum JJ Slater.
Let's get this straight. 'Its okay to say NO to men who want to be with me.........." - but they're the fortunate ones luv!'
Well of course they are because they're not actually saddled with it are they? They escaped a fate-worse-than-death in Being The One #3699
25.5.24 - now here it goes off on one at Amanda Holden. Jellus? Much???? You've got NO CHANCE at that gig Skanky even if you did shag Simon!!
www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28134113/katie-price-feud-amanda-holden-bgt-job/
28.5.24 - Here it goes again, this is it's retort to finding out about SB & Kieron's growing amicale amidst their escape from The Thing. Apparently she was quoted as calling SB a "Sad cunt" in a furious text but here we go with some more from it.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-shares-savage-post-32904189
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All her ex partners just happen to be narcissists according to her....a diagnosis that only a small percentage of the population have. What are the odds?

Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers -
26.5.22 - Its going ballistic on it's sm's because someone has poured acid over her beloved pink RR overnight! Screeching about how it cannot wait to leave the Shitty Shack now! I wonder/wander if she can claim for the bald tyres on the insurance??? Does it even HAVE insurance though??
26.5.24 - overnight the Twollz and assorted other banditos crept onto the Shitty Shack estate to pour corrosives onto her belovéd Pink Monstrosity RR provoking a huge rant on her SMs about how she cannot wait to leave the place now. Betcha bottom dollar she'll be on a full-scale rant at the 'Orsham Plods for not guarding MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE sufficiently from all these creeps targeting her, however, just consider how mighty strange it is in the event that the heap failed its MoT last year because of bald tyres then miraculously passed later on that same day! What are the chances of getting a re-test on the same day eh or was this a favour from one of SB's grubby mates or a One-ner bunged to the tester? Nevertheless here we are 10 months later & the wreck still has bald tyres on it and not only that but this old crate was hidden away for months on end by SB so how come the tyres have re-balded themselves miraculously???
Curiouser and curiouser........................
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/28144101/katie-price-pink-range-rover-vandalised-acid-mucky-mansion/ - they add in all the rest of her shit at the bottom though in case anybody might feel pity on her
*and the Mirror join the fun https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-victim-acid-attack-32896455
* Interesting that despite being right beside a busy dual carriageway, neighbours and garden centre with CCTV, Mr PP in his campervan parked on the driveway, skank said a week or so ago she "thought" she had trespassers but it was just Mr PP walking around outside (so why didn't she hear the pink beast vandal last night?) Someone mentioned the drive gates were closed so where did these vandals park?. No this has got skanks fingerprints all over this for deflection and sympathy just like when another lot broke in and left all the upstairs taps running to flood the kitchen or when they "stole" all her writs etc from the Post Boc.
27.5.24 - Comment in the Mail, one amongst hundreds!! Nobody believes her - one cannot imagine why..............


Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
24.5.24 - H is being utilised to the full by Mummy A lad of almost 22 being "Pampered" FGS!!
* and heres why - parading Harvey again at the latest Crapcast, treating him like a performing seal, telling him to sing and dance probably while saying ‘Do you love it Harvey?’. Why don’t his rights ever get respected? He is a disabled, vulnerable yet volatile young man, therefore in what world is it ok to put him on display for her ‘fans’ to gawk at by using a disabled person who obviously does not want to be there? Its just for her own personal gain. What decent person does this to their child? Its borderline abuse, but hey- ho its only Skanky so it’s deemed to be ok.
* Katie Price #392 Screeching a song. Arrogance is strong. Eviction not long. BRING IT ON. | Page 13 | Tattle Life
28.5.24 - AT LAST! The Mail has finally acknowledged her disgraceful behaviour and treatment of H in that dreadful video it posted on H's birthday of her filming him shoving a Giganto burger into his face, shouting and swearing. She's not listening to him anyway, indeed he said ‘No’ when she asked him if he wanted to go on Tik Tok, yet she still put him on there regardless of his wishes to the contrary because that was Her Plan all the long - irrespective of what H wanted. Honestly she never bloody listens to what Harvey might actually wants - its only ever Awwwwllllll abaaahhhhttt MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. And theres the skank shreiking with laughter as usual whilst he swore at all and sundry, so isn't it high time she was stopped using the lad for this self-publicity when its perfectly apparent that he's only there for her to USE to try to make herself out to be a Grate Mummy or some other such bullshit? AND here she is as a "Grate Mummy" to a 22 year old special needs lad where said Grate Mummy has never bothered to learn Makaton to enable him to communicate with her as he does with his Carers at residential! Yeah thats a really Grate Mummy that is.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/katie-price/article-13464599/Katie-Price-slammed-disappointing-behaviour-encourages-son-Harvey-say-C-word.html
* Whatever happened to Duty of Care or safeguarding when H is with her? Authorities need to step-in immediately, this is unacceptable because he’s not a performing seal & shouldn’t be encouraged to use this language like Mummy does by laughing at him, but nothing ever seems to happen and now she's even implanting the idea that HE wants to go to nightclubs again. . She’s an utter disgrace. The thing has had FOUR children removed from her over the years (J&B have actually been removed TWICE) and yet vulnerable H is still left with this out-of-control, arrogant, foul-mouthed, uncaring ‘thing’, left with her to use as she wishes then dump him back on the residential to pick up the pieces afterwards. WHY????
* Edna the simpering dweeb is not averse to laughing at H either - at the last crapcast H was wheeled-out for she too was cackling hysterically at H dancing and his nearly falling over on stage What a very caring auntie indeed
* Yes the tabloids have finally picked up the story and are running with it
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-branded-disappointing-behaviour-32905440
"It was not the first time Harvey has dropped the swear word as he said it live on air during a Loose Women appearance in 2016. The infamous incident say Katie ask: "Harvey, if someone says something horrible to you. What do you say?" His response was: "Hello, you c***."
During the live performance on Monday night, Katie was said to be promoting Harvey to say the C-word by referring to the pervious time he said it. Harvey, who is blind, autistic, has septo-optic dysplasia and a learning disability, was asked by his famous mum: "What was the naught word when you were on TV with Piers Morgan? What did you say?" Harvey replied: "Hi Piers Morgan you bl***y c***." Katie then reportedly gave him the microphone again as Harvey said: "Hello you c***." An audience member said they were "shocked and disappointed" by Katie. "I don't know what I was more shocked about, the fact that a mum was egging her son, regardless of his age, to use such a profanity on stage, or the fact that she said "Well done" after he done it," they told the Daily Mail."
* They also point out that she actively encourages H to swear at people but is quick enough to want their heads on a pikestaff if she deems their comments inappropriate (and wants compensation for it too)
* "Thousands" ?????????????????
29.5.24 - It appears H has set himself up a Twat Tok account...................... oh really?https://tattle.life/attachments/screenshot_20240528_210536_tiktok-jpg.2962364/


Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed" -
22.5.24 - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/princess-pays-tribute-mum-katie-32865315
Junior later apparently posts a photo with Mummy thats probably more than 5 years old and badly photoshopped into the bargain - so not him then! LOL It was posted a bit late because Mummy was waiting to see if Junior actually sent one, then when he didn't she had to search through her pictures to find one & alighted one from about 6 years ago. She then posted it as if it had come from him
24.5.24 - Junior probably won't be answering his phone to Mummy because he knows what's coming. "Did he ask about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?.......................... Does he miss MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE? Did you give him my number?"
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13453449/Katie-Prices-son-Junior-Andre-cuts-casual-figure-black-tracksuit-star-studded-Thorpe-Park-launch-party-risks-awkward-run-mothers-ex-fianc-Kris-Boyson.html To be fair KB seemed to get on well with all the kids considering he was the one at home babysitting whilst Mummy slagged-it about across Essicks, so why would it be awkward anyway?

Fwends Woo Hoo! -
23.5.24 -
24.5.24 - Following on from the BS on it's latest Crapcast, it seems skank has been approaching all manner of ex-associates/fwends to come guest on one of her crapcasts but to no avail!! One cannot imagine why....................
https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1903324/Katie-Price-swipe-celebrity-refuse-podcast

The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her ... The Media will destroy her ... tick tock
21.5.24 - The Sun are absolutely revelling in all this
Double bankrupt Katie Price begs fans to buy her tour tickets as she fails to sell out 400 seat venue hours before show | The Sun They've done one of their polls asking if one would attend these skank events and (shockingly) 96.1% screamed "NO!"
* and they've deployed their squadron of drones again, perhaps practicing for Eviction Day Woo Hoo!!!!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28043016/katie-price-eviction-mucky-mansion-clear-out-bankrupt/
23.5.24 - heres The Star with details of a few of her previous victims. They probably didn't have enough paper available to print a comprehensive list. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/gallery/katie-prices-famous-lovers--32867680
* Not strictly The Media but the Osbourne Family really dug the knife in and turned it gleefully Check from six minutes onwards where they slag it off, tell what a nice guy Pete Yew Cunt is in Real Life and globally pisstake her "singing"!!! They even play a segment of "A Howelll Noo Wurrrrllllddd" as an example!! https://youtu.be/hk8extYwFkI
* The Sun getting in their two penneth about her treating the Crapcasters to a song or two https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28059325/watch-katie-price-sing-podcast-recording/
* The Sun again printing a load of BS and waffle about her & Lego's great lurrrrve thang, only to use it a vehicle to repeat everything about her debts, two bankruptcies, eviction - the whole shebang! Woo Hoo I love it!!!
Katie Price dances in pink hotpants on stage as boyfriend JJ says 'I love you' on latest leg of her tour | The Sun
* The Mail now - the comments section is on fire though - none of it complimentary either
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13451237/Katie-Price-stuns-fans-surprisingly-good-singing-podcast.html
Comments like "if she's well enough to do this, why can't she attend court...?!!" and....

* YES! The Sun have picked up that she's been reduced to flogging her poxy tickets for a tenner a go on a "seat-filling" site in a vain attempt to sell some / any! LOVE IT!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28090382/katie-price-slashes-ticket-prices-podcast-tour-bankrupt
* You can tell how much The Media hate her now by the photos they choose for their stories
24.5.24 - Heres The Sun of course Initially its about her bunking out of her eviction but it seems they are using a shrink now to examine her activities! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28087018/katie-price
* They really are taking the piss now - The Sun are getting stuck-in again, in fact they've even stuck the knife in Legohead now!!
Katie Price should be a national treasure but instead it’s like watching a car crash in slow motion | The Sun
'National treasure' eh.....? Hardly David Attenborough, is she...?!!
"She then proceeded to bounce from one fame-hungry bloke to another before eventually ending up with current flame JJ Slater, who is perhaps the hungriest of them all. "
This article was actually written by a Proper Journalist rather than one of the usual 12 year olds let loose on the Showbiz section. It was penned by a senior reporter, one who is obviously aware of what Lego's game is, so actually they're only proving to skanky what he is. The Sun can see this is a Nothing relationship, its completely meaningless just like the rest of us have seen, that he's nothing more than a fame chaser which is precisely WHY he’s with her. He's certainly not there because he's crazily In Love with the thing, more like its the chance of cribbing in a bit of coin through her photo games with the media because he doesn't have a Real Job, indeed that company of his makes no profit, in fact it’s likely to be just something his mum has probably bankrolled to stop him mucking about on the streets with his mates and get him to cut down on the spliffs. Well his Mummy has failed on all counts with that bribery because he always looks trollied and he's still knocking-about with skanky making himself into a bigger berk every single day. Keep digging The Sun!!
25.5.24 - Heres the Mail joining the Sun in telling the readership about skank's grotty crapcast and how she cannot even manage to get there in time anyway. Note also that Backgrid seem out of favour now & I wonder why? Its not doing something dodgy is it? Are you diverting your income stream from your 40% payment plan (you stated on that pod you have to arrange, but not pay it seems). Looks like all the papers are after her finally though - quoting her
"I will pay tax when I have got the money.................." then stating in another interview how rich she is!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13458773/Katie-Price-hour-late-live-podcast-London-viewers-dub-star-rude.html
"To see one of Katie's live podcast shows, fans had to fork out £29 per ticket. Although the entry fee was relatively cheap compared to her competitors, she could not fill the venue, which could seat up to 700 people.
Fan pictures showed that the venue still had a lot of empty seats by the time the show started.
But while it also appears that she will not fill her next 400-capacity venue in Birmingham, there is still hope for her in Bristol, Glasgow and Newcastle. " Meeeeeooow!
27.5.24 - The Sun here "poking the bear" as it were, noting the growing friendship between SB and Kieron. Makes you wonder/wander then what SB supplied to K in evidence to get the kids away from skank finally but aside from that
a "source" at the Sun has apparently said that when skank saw the video of Carl and Kieran, she immediately texted C to tell him he was "A sad cunt....................." Takes one to know one skanky! So, yes, I think we can agree she wasn't happy about it.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28151273/katie-prices-ex-carl-woods-and-kieran-hayler-reunite-ahead-of-katie-price-eviction/ " But it was one of their mutual friends who acknowledged the potential discomfort.
As the camera panned around showing the two men and their friends together, their friend put a hand to his mouth and said, “”Awkward.”