Almost too hot for Bretons.
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS in a nutshell...
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS in a nutshell...
If only she was a beauty ‘journalist’ who had access to lots of different product recommendations that could help people with this, rather than just using the column as an advertorial for the place where she ‘paid full price’It's apparently a common occurrence with braces. Tons of websites that list it as a side effect but they're all listing different reasons why.
I had a squirt of the Dior New Look and thought it was a massive dud. Just a generic 'nice' smell. Very young too. Smells like it could be a pocket money priced release from Ariana Grande or whichever girl they're into now that I'm too old and beefy to know. No sillage either. Had gone in half an hour. Bet if you put it on the Supersavers own brand shelf she wouldn't like it but its Dior so she's anchored some daft story to it.It did make me laugh. Particularly as she then said lots of people ask where they can get Celine fragrances, points out it's Harrods and Celine boutiques, then segues into how no one should be intimidated going into a Celine boutique as the staff are nice and probably give you a spritz or even a blotter to take away. Like what? Sali, I think people were just bemoaning that it's not worth going to London to get a sniff of a fragrance that probably costs a week's rent a bottle, and they just want to be able to buy a sample online to try the products you are describing so poorly...
Am sure Dior are also thrilled that their prestige new launch results in a mangled sales pitch which - in this beef face's mind - can be summed up as mouldy bathroom and shield soap with boiled cabbage top notes. Sounds lovely.
Mine's from Simply Be cos I'm a fat bird and it looks exactly the same. Av that SalSt James. They’re the BEST
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She PAID. Also, WTF have I just watched?
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I got green pans last year and they are already almost ruined for no reason at all. My scoville from Asda lasted ten years until the handle just gave upYou know how Woodie Guthrie's guitar killed fascists? Well these pans save lives!
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Are they fashionable, though? Like Green Pans? I PAID!!!Great advice, Sali. Or you could, you know, just season a stainless or cast iron pan
Just an expensive, trendy, eco collection of cooking pans!I appear to be in the minority, but what the hell is a green pan?
She sounds a right bleeping know all doesn't she? Pressing perfume on girlfriends with migraines, advising other girlfriends that they need botox without them even asking (though I imagine she has has tried to forget she ever did this).These girlfriends must have all been floundering their way through life before meeting wee Sali.
Straight off the toilet and budgie-ing into a mirror. You just know a little electric current of "ooh!" goes through her knowing she'll be taking a selfie post-pee. St James. They’re the BEST
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Much like leaving Glastonbury early and heading to the Chilli Pickle, ITS TRADITIONStraight off the toilet and budgie-ing into a mirror. You just know a little electric current of "ooh!" goes through her knowing she'll be taking a selfie post-pee.
Also she definitely thinks the Breton weather announcement is her thing and people wait with baited breath for her declaration. Four years running and we have a series! #socool #muchinfluence #getthefuckoffmyboat