Cleaning with Mario #124 Dressed up to sit in the hotel lobby in clothes so small we can see Deek's boaby

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I’m so sorry, I know this is a wee bit off topic, but I’ve not thought much about old Paolo since reading these threads and knowing his “stinking dad” (😂😂) serves our Marion!
I didnae ken! Holy shet! 😍
 
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I’m so sorry, I know this is a wee bit off topic, but I’ve not thought much about old Paolo since reading these threads and knowing his “stinking dad” (😂😂) serves our Marion!
I didnae ken! Holy shet! 😍
Why ur youse compromising ma security by posting Mr Madge ma lovelie 😘
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He geez me the heebies 🤢
I'm so shocked I've forgotten how to speak Mario language. 🥺
 
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I hope you are in an extremely adult only hotel with a Rosemary and reception where all the fun is kicking off after a malibu and coke 🍹💎
Aye hen, I’ll have my 3 wee ones with me but it’s definitely, definitely an extremely adult only hotel, capeesh?
 
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Looking at holidays last night for October and what has Mario started a trend?? A few mentioned 'lobby bar' I'm no having this bespoke nonsense a bars a bar a lobby is a lobby....nae debates.
 
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Hope all you new vile trolls have acquainted yourselves wi the Mario calendar because we are literally only weeks away from him starting to talk about autum, posting pics of autumn scenes and getting his pumpkin bedding out in July 🤣
 
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Hope all you new vile trolls have acquainted yourselves wi the Mario calendar because we are literally only weeks away from him starting to talk about autum, posting pics of autumn scenes and getting his pumpkin bedding out in July 🤣
Ah'm a bit concerned, normally he's already poasted his dots of doom oan his bespoke crissmas theme by noo and a few snowy
pichures fae New York in America (stolen fae somebody else). He's leaving of a bit late, also.
 
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Looking at holidays last night for October and what has Mario started a trend?? A few mentioned 'lobby bar' I'm no having this bespoke nonsense a bars a bar a lobby is a lobby....nae debates.
They need tae get tae ken aw the fine dining and extremely adult establishments huv a high footfall area #bougee #capeesh #lindsayrotteinacanary #newyorkinamerica
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Me too 😳 sorry @Madge2022 I ken he’s your husband and you love him, but the singing with the eyes shut creeps me out too much. Makes my teeth itch 😅
Beak wuz right, this place is 99% wummin cunts 🥺
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Has the mutant actually explained what he meant with “extremely adult”, despite it being a family friendly hotel? Or was that just another of his word sharts?
 
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Has the mutant actually explained what he meant with “extremely adult”, despite it being a family friendly hotel? Or was that just another of his word sharts?
He didni see many children at the hotel, hence it was extremely adult. Wit he didni ken wuz parents clocked Beak the child catcher so didni let their weans oot until Beak wuz tucked up in bed at cosy time 6pm.
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Bespoke artist courtesy of our resident Banksy @hopethishelpsallthebest
 
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Hens I had a dream, I was greetin and Moanio came up to me in the street to say stop greetin.
He had a pile of letters in his hand, I took a photo of them and the top one had his full address and the envelope said 'Porn star application response'
I posted the photo on here thinking I was doing the Lords work.
But youse all had a go at me telling me I'd gone too far.
🐍 🐍 everywhere oan this app.
 
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I went oan a little trip advisor journey tae investigate Lindsay Rotte hotels and IGTK where beak got his idea about their hotel being “extremely adults only “ can’t stop laughing, he bloody wishes 🤣 petty cash doesn’t stretch that far!
 

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I’m so sorry, I know this is a wee bit off topic, but I’ve not thought much about old Paolo since reading these threads and knowing his “stinking dad” (😂😂) serves our Marion!
I didnae ken! Holy shet! 😍
Get yursel to Castlevecci ma luvlie, absolute fine dining experience, chef's kiss, factual.
Just doon fae the bedsit.
Paisley, in Scotland.
 
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My face(s) when I realised we’re almost through another thread and so forth! Almost as fast as Mario’s ability to get a mortgage…. “Lit that” *clicks fingers* IYKYK


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He's back to spending more hours a day scrolling through singers on that vile app tiktik (iykyk) that's nooo his joab than hours spent on his joab that is his actual joab 🤯
Trained in doom scrolling
Lazy mofo
Also
 
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