Noo like the texture of a slush but no syrup ahaha I don't even know I just fantasise about it when I'm hungoverFirstly congratulations!
Secondly I might be really thick here but isn’t that just icy water
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When people say likkle, bokkle, hospikkleThat’s what I meant. The term crushed ice evidently evaded me last night
What gives everyone the ick?
I'm a really fussy person so so many things give me the ick.That’s what I meant. The term crushed ice evidently evaded me last night
What gives everyone the ick?
1) Adding salt/pepper to food before tasting it. How do you know it's not salty enough?
2) People who have to have mayo with e v e r y t h i n g. Why do you need egg sauce with a breakfast muffin?
3) People who have to permanently one up everything - I was talking to someone yesterday and mentioned I'd not yet had a proper breakfast because baby Bison is always a terror in the morning and she was like "aw I didn't have dinner last night and I've still not had breakfast" okay? Congrats on the eating disorder I guess
4) Wearing the wrong colour bra with a top/shirt/dress or whatever, and it's mega visible underneath.
5) Battered sausages tbh
Battered sausages took me out tbh. So to speak.
The woman I was talking to sent me a close up picture of her nose/mouth to show where her cat scratched her. I’ve had to cut her off. Major major ick induced.
The woman I was talking to sent me a close up picture of her nose/mouth to show where her cat scratched her. I’ve had to cut her off. Major major ick induced.
I once worked in a shop where they all talked like this and a woman asked me if we had any shoes with a ickkle eel took me 20 minutes to realise she was saying little heelWhen people say likkle, bokkle, hospikkle
Look I didn't mean to give you the ick, I just thought I looked tough with the scratch.
Dinners? I had fried rice w crispy gammon.
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I think I would've sparked her out tbfI once worked in a shop where they all talked like this and a woman asked me if we had any shoes with a ickkle eel took me 20 minutes to realise she was saying little heel
There isn’t enough room in this forum for my list of icks.
We had a full English for tea as after it being mentioned on here yesterday I just fancied one haha
I feel that spiritually. What's your #1 ick?There isn’t enough room in this forum for my list of icks.
Just made a stir fry dumped in the air fryer because I couldn’t be bothered to get the pan out and do it properly
DID IT HAVE TO BE SUCH A CLOSE UP
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Does anyone use Oddbox?
People who chew their hair.
Closely followed by people who talk with their mouth full and people who, when they are eating, hit their teeth with the fork/spoon.
OK Becki Sennnt From my airfryer Jones making a stir fry in a cunting airfryerJust made a stir fry dumped in the air fryer because I couldn’t be bothered to get the pan out and do it properly
DID IT HAVE TO BE SUCH A CLOSE UP
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Does anyone use Oddbox?
Can you tell I hate airfryers
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Omg the teeth and cutlery thing
in the same vein, people who always manage to scrape the cutlery against the plate. Just duck off.The only people I’ve known who hate air fryers have never had one. I used to be like that but now I can’t go backOK Becki Sennnt From my airfryer Jones making a stir fry in a cunting airfryer
Can you tell I hate airfryers
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Omg the teeth and cutlery thing
Going to shovel 2 kebabums down my throat and spy on my niece now brb
I love my airfryer haha so convenient 
No one bleeping told me prawn crackers have actual prawns in them
No one told me crispy seaweed was made of cabbageNo one bleeping told me prawn crackers have actual prawns in them
‘Boy mums’ give me the massive ick and I say that as someone with a son.
The word ‘brew’ as in ‘fancy a brew?’ Picked the wrong part of the country to live in for that one!
People who performantly undereat
Influencer speak
Cotton wool
Basically everything at the moment, bleeping peri menopause..
The word ‘brew’ as in ‘fancy a brew?’ Picked the wrong part of the country to live in for that one!
People who performantly undereat
Influencer speak
Cotton wool
Basically everything at the moment, bleeping peri menopause..
Why have I suddenly got this nonce shepherd’s pie in my feed 
Oh god - didn’t Becki make this once?Why have I suddenly got this nonce shepherd’s pie in my feed
A tea like that is never needed. Can’t even imagine my kids faces if I presented this. They’d think I’d been day drinking.Why have I suddenly got this nonce shepherd’s pie in my feed
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