Phoebe Court - SW Feebs - thefeebsfeed
Age undetermined - claims to be in her 30s but the hands never lie
mother of 2 - Vesper and Herbie (yeah I know right
Grew her instagram following by being a successful slimming world account and consultant.
Piled all the weight back on but continued taking desperate slimmers money despite not practising what she preached. In fact that’s what drove a lot of people to tattle.
Had a cardboard cutout “before” picture but here she is taking it to the dump as she was back to the same size …..
Kept her Instagram name as SWfeebs long after leaving as a consultant and no longer following the plan (probably in the hope of having her account continue to grow with desperate slimmers who instead of seeing some nice healthy meals get to see Feebs tits) before changing it to thefeebsfeed with the worst reel ever
Phoebe is also known as : Mick, Mick Smugnall, Henry, Tudor Tits, Mrs Tumble, Bea Smith & new for January 2022 - Tikka Tits
Living with Jim (aka Jimbo Jet) who seems miserable as sin…..
some desperate tattlers actually think he’s hot but we’ll gloss over that….her and Jim look alike and Jim is also the spit of her dad (Ick factor off the scale on that)
Some Tattlers suspect Jim may or may not be playing away from home!
They also use an app for contraception to mark where she is in her cycle. To be fair the best contraception is Jim having a quick scroll through her Instagram.
Seems to dislike her daughter Vesper (also known as moped, scooter, automobile) and favours Herbie (also know as Herb, Herbivore, coriander, oregano .. you get the drift)
Often found to be slating her daughters clothes despite dressing like Mr Tumble herself (and one would suspect actually buying these outfits for her kid) In fact paid for a stylist (styled by Susie) still looked a twat and provided us tattlers with some great reels of her outfits. Told all her insta followers that she’d forgotten to put knickers on one day as if this was the norm! #fashion
No one, I repeat no one is looking at this and is thinking they’ll message you to say it fits!
Quite often works with Tesco where she can barely keep her eyes open, once shared a recipe where she used a litre of oil.
Feebs is also a parenting expert and invented breast feeding, and quite often can be found sharing pics of her infected nips usually accompanied by “you got this mama” and “this to shall pass” Will share her birth stories frequently along with advice such as “ignore the health professionals”
Refused to see a health visitor and do Vespers 2 year review.
Such an expert she showed her baby son how to get out of a double bed “safely” no cots, bed guards or sleeping bags for this mama bear, straight into a double bed with pillows and duvet. Moans if she has to do bedtime on her own - did we say she breastfeeds?
Didn’t cut the kids grapes “because she did Baby Led Weaning” and “they’ve got to learn some day” after a bit of backlash the kids now have cut grapes.
Phoebe did a Tesco Ad where she showed her under 5s eating popcorn. Followers politely pointed out they shouldn’t be eating it as it’s a choking hazard.
Despite having invented parenting Mick admitted she was unaware and then said it was parental judgement - errr what! Such a dangerous message to send out to her followers
Did we mention she breastfeeds?
Let her daughter go out and piss in the garden
Feebs frequently shows the kids packed lunches and it’s enough food to feed a village, glutinous
Claims to forget about food for herself but we all know that’s a lie!
Forgets to wash and clean her teeth.
Talking of filth - shared her dirty hooves with her insta following - the feet looked like they belonged to a decaying corpse - Feebs the style icon also favours vans or crocs for these feet of hers!
July 2022 update - the feet are just as bad as they were before.
Poor Phoebe has ADHD… well she diagnosed herself one day and never mentioned it again!!!!!!!
Tattlers found an old Instagram account for Phoebe - maltonchick
Some racist language used when describing her Chinese food - doesn’t read Tattle but the account has been Deleted
Offers money saving tips despite clearly never having struggled (revealed her house had an extra floor once
Vesper was relegated to this floor out of the way despite Mick saying it was really cold)
Recently been paying for someone to teach Vesper to ride a bike because why spend time helping your kid when you can sit in the car watching someone else do it #budgetqueen
Into food banks and posted a crying story of how she thought “we’d won” with the free meals for kids. It was embarrassing. Who’s first thought is to take a selfie and pop it on Instagram - a certified instahun for sure
has a tooth gem …
Why tell your family dinner is ready when you can ring a bell instead
Became a body shop at home consultant - very rarely mentioned now - working girl boss mama
June 2022 - new insta account created “Thefeebsfeedgarden” for her latest obsession because it’s boring being a twat on just one account.
Had a couple of dogs but gave them away - probably because she had to walk them.
Now owns chickens which so far she’s managed not to eat (edit … the chickens have now gone, she is no longer a “chicken mama” credit to @Hastaggifted for that gem)
likes to make pizza dough with yogurt a lot
in true instahun style will provide a swipe up on everything - including her kids birthday gifts from other people!!
loves a boomerang of her moon face
Forehead so big that when using a filter it stops half way up her head
May or may not eat swans at a Tudor banquet
Oh and she breastfeeds
all in all - she’s a smug bastard
highlights - thread 16 for her winter “sun” holiday
Best unused thread title thanks to yellowbrickroad
“This too shall pass” - what Jim Lad is thinking as you spread your ass
The lovely Wophie pointed out her likeness to Lewis Capaldi and came up with this masterpiece
Now the Feebs Feeds
Kids after school
And if they're not here
She's gonna eat it all
She'll wolf it all down
And hotdogs in a jug
She is getting kinda used to being a speckled lump
credit to ChubsterMcGubster for the bingo sheet which is Mick in a nutshell
Beard & tache
Attention seeker - you needed to grab a tissue not your phone …
(photo taken when she was ill…. Or when her swan was undercooked in Tudor Towers… you decide!)
Showing off all her new adidas gear, money that should’ve gone towards a decent bra. Tits very low on tummy…. Interesting
credit to @Wophie for this… cunty wunty the teletubby
well done @stimpi for catching this gem before Tudor Deleted
credit to @orangeboom
Amazing work @stimpi capturing this gem
Great work from @instafamousdoesntcount