My god the dancing. The dancing.
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i also think the dress cheapens that gucci bag soz
This is just creepy 
It’s like just when we think she couldn’t seem more desperate, she tops it.
Someone take her phone away, it’s so cringe.
So after a strangely tense race yesterday with interesting strategies and the fallout from them. Zoe’s (the biggest F1 fan ever guys please pick her) thoughts are :
1. Stating a drivers name in qualifying. No thoughts or options on his qualifying lap. Just typed a name.
2. So happy for the winner. No thoughts or opinions on McLarens strategy, team orders and the tense team radio interactions. And should he have won - where the team orders correct in her opinion?
3. Being obsessed with a driver moving their own trophy out of the way so it doesn’t get knocked over. Something that frequently happens on the podium and irrelevant to the F1 performance she is OBSESSED with the trophy being moved guys, OBSESSED
I find it so jarring how she yo-yos between ‘being single is great, date yourself and be an independent woman!’ to then practically begging for a man a few hours later.
Pick a lane Zoe.
Pick a lane Zoe.
It’s because she’s trying desperately to act unbothered by her divorce. She really needs to just take some time out and work on herself so she knows actually what she wants.
Tour manager or driver (chauffeur) onlyDon’t understand why she can’t just get an Uber or ask a friend?
If you knew you were playing at Latitude would you not already have this sorted? 
Especially someone so prestigious that they’re CLOSING the festivalIf you knew you were playing at Latitude would you not already have this sorted?
Not totally convinced a load of white middle class 50somethings are going to stay up to hear her slipknot trance mash up but sure. Sure.
Why can’t she hire a car and drive herself?
ironic she’s doing something with persil when these days she doesn’t wear enough clothing to even make up a full washload
aww two flops
the skunk hair extensions cheapen it first though - also pretty sure it’s fake
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1. tour managers don’t tend to drive, people that can afford tour managers or need them tend to have a driver tooDon’t understand why she can’t just get an Uber or ask a friend?
2. if you’re willing to pay a tour manager fee for two days of work, which it would be as it goes past midnight, just book a bleeping Addison Lee it will cost a fraction of the price.
3. Surely a big superstar Dj like she claims would have management to sort these urgent matters.
4. Pay £60 and stay in a hotel near by and get the train home the next day URGENT
she needs to grow up
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It’s actually crazy to me how much she seems to be ‘involved’ in the music industry and surround herself with music industry folk, yet doesn’t have a bleeping scooby about something as simple as this.the skunk hair extensions cheapen it first though - also pretty sure it’s fake
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1. tour managers don’t tend to drive, people that can afford tour managers or need them tend to have a driver too
2. if you’re willing to pay a tour manager fee for two days of work, which it would be as it goes past midnight, just book a bleeping Addison Lee it will cost a fraction of the price.
3. Surely a big superstar Dj like she claims would have management to sort these urgent matters.
4. Pay £60 and stay in a hotel near by and get the train home the next day URGENT
she needs to grow up
Exactly! Solo djs don’t really need a tour manager unless they are doing a huge multi national tour that requires a lot of flight and hotel and travel transfers organising. She’s playing one festival quite near her house, any actual tour manager would just be like ‘you don’t need me?’ It is baffling the planet she lives on