Yankee in the South #52 Dawn is High.....Will is Bi?

[Furmingos]

That’s what I don’t understand about WiLLL is how it comes across as him falling in love with whichever YouTuber is his favorite at the moment, and it’s not always the guys, it’s just whatever he’s watching. He gushes over them, just like with Jenny now. He’s constantly bragging on her and her looks, which I don’t understand at all. It’s like a kid having a crush on somebody and the person they’re into can do no wrong. My guess has always been that Dawn was WiLLL’s first everything, so he has the social skills of an elementary school kid due to his inexperience, and just doesn’t know how to act around people he finds interesting, or he could actually be attracted to all these people, who really knows.

It's simple; Will has NO legit fwends....he's nothing but a CLOUT CHASER. He's sweet talking and chasing Jenny just to get to Jacob. And he literally chased Adam to death, and even afterwards at his graveside.
If Jacob is smart, he'll continue to keep his distance.

 

[Furmingos]

I wonder where their first shakedown trip will be. There are plenty of good places in that area. If they want “nayshure” they’ll go to the dam, if they want amenities it’s hard to beat Camp Margaritaville, but that’s pricey so guessing no. A good compromise is Pigeon Forge Landing out by the Apple Barn that’s closing. It’s quiet considering you can are right behind the titanic. Has an amazing pool and the bathhouses are spectacular.

He'll definitely try for the frontcountry campgrounds in the National Park because they're the cheapest at about $30/night. But he's gonna have a hard time sniping a siite as soon as somone cancels their reservations. Most likely spots will be Smokemont, Cades Cove, Elkmont, or Cosby. Margaritaville is expensive at about $145/night but he Momma just might spring for it for them just so baby boy can be waddling distance to a buffet.

 

[It's Fall Ya"ll]

Without Mindy, this idiot still doesn't realize you have to book a campsite A YEAR IN ADVANCE to get your top choices. Callin' it now: They'll go camping 1 night this weekend. And that's a big IF he can find an open site that someone cancelled last minute. It will be extra busy with Fathers Day. But Sunday is also the first day of summer, which means Willy will have the "too hot" excuse to do anything outside until October. He won't book any sites ahead, and they'll all be sold out this fall before it then turns "too cold" for Willy to do anything outside until Spring 2027. That leaves a grand total of 1 day camping at most this entire YEAR and 3 more months of stringing the Stans along with shopping and cleaning duh stupid clown-camper.
$10,000+ up in smoke!

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# 53. Cheap and Dong, Up in Smoke.

 

[Willsaprick]

dong did ask willly for her own new pellow, but willly distracted her by telling her she was going to get to do the first flush!!

 

[Nate's Top Button]

It was strange that he told her to go get one for herself at BJ's, but when she got close to the shelf she stopped and turned around. Was that pre-scripted? Did Willy tell her to act like she was going to get one and then he edited it incorrectly?

 

[Furmingos]

YITS is so used to all-inclusive gorging cruises that I just don't see this camping thing working out for them. He expects all his meals to be cooked for him, his room cleaned, and to be waited on hand and foot around the clock. They''re spoiled!
Once he takes the clown-camper out ONCE, the sticker shock will surely set in.
Here's an estimate of Free Willy's expenses for just 1 night:

1 night GSMNP camping $30
cheapass Dollar Tree & Aldi groceries, warter, sodas, snayacks $50
2 baygs of ice $5
2 baygs of firewood $20
1 bayg of charco $15
TOTAL for 1 night of camping approx $120

He's just not gonna spend that on a reg basis. He'll be one and done after 1 camping trip, and then it'll be bayack to full-time gorging snooze cruises and the camper will get a FOR SALE sign.

 

[Nate's Top Button]

They''re spoiled!

No, Dawn is underprivileged!