BelindaBlue
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Went to go downstairs in the middle of the night, in the dark, a few years ago. Cat was laid out on the 2nd stair from the top and I went straight over him. Bounced off every step on the way down and narrowly avoided banging my head on the wall at the bottom. Hematoma the size of a grapefruit on my bum, and defensive carpet burns to my arms and elbows. I had to spend 2 hours in A&E waiting for a decision on whether they were going to drain the Hematoma. They didn't in the end, and I couldn't sit down for around 2 weeks.
And my dear beloved cat? Never moved off that stair. He just stared at me with a judging look for the audacity of disturbing him, and then went back to sleep
And my dear beloved cat? Never moved off that stair. He just stared at me with a judging look for the audacity of disturbing him, and then went back to sleep