Whatlauraloves

[Sozhun]

It's like she swallowed a giant rubber ring. Never seen anything like it in my life

I always think it looks like her arse is on backwards there HAS to be a medical reason behind it

 

[obviously....]

Sex toys???

Fucks sake. I really don't need that mental image.

Why are all these influencers flogging these now

 

[squarebutton]

Like a ball on a stick

A toffee apple

 

[Jammydodge]

There is so much negativity attached to her now that I'm not surprised Al has taken himself off her social media. What bloke wants his mates knowing what a lying schemer his gf is?!

 

[loolabelle]

Jealous of.... She's got absolutely nothing I'm jealous of. Yet another insta famous liar, who spins their sheep around their little finger when someone questions the fact that their bullshit is dripping, also, she loves the sound of her own fake as fuck mackem accent, while she squeals troll!

 

[roundzip]

How did the live go?

I didn’t stay long enough to find out so she soon went down to 7

 

[loolabelle]

Am I the only dickhead who read it, incase she was somehow announcing her flogger blogger retirement?! That was 10 minutes I could have spent better!

 

[Instafamous1]

Omg that fucking iPad pillow thing what an absolute cringe- most of JML stuff is total shite! She must be skint

 

[McNuggets]

Trying to watch her videos. Her voice, it sounds really laid on like this whole oh I’m really down to earth listen to me waffle on unnecessarily about anything & chuck in as many words as I can to fill out something that could be said with less as if she loves it but really she’s just trying to flog shit.

Honestly you should see some of her lives. She drones on and on and on for hours trying to convince us and mostly herself that she’s ‘real’ and ‘authentic’. A couple of pages back I posted a Facebook live she did a few years ago and her accent from then to now is shocking. Her accent from a couple of years ago is how she really sounds. Her accent now is so put on. She desperately wants to be posh.

We always see right through her bullshit!

 

[MoaningMyrtle2019]

I'm in no way bashing her size but I can't understand how she claims to be in a 22/24 in most outfits, there's other plus size insta accounts out there who are smaller than her but in the same size, I'm baffled.

 

[McNuggets]

Fuck me. This is not healthy.

 

[Jammydodge]

She's bright enough to know better but unfortunately the Laura's of this world don't care who they use or walk over to achieve their ' goals '. She is also sly enough to know that portraying this sickly ' I'm your mate ' image will get her further in suckering in the more vulnerable that trust and believe all the fakery she comes out with.

FYI ...Laura doesn't do anything unless there is something in it for her and the non too subtle slipping in of her MLM rubbish in the background of her recent ads needs reporting to the brands that are paying her to sell their item.

 

[Jammydodge]

Trying to watch her videos. Her voice, it sounds really laid on like this whole oh I’m really down to earth listen to me waffle on unnecessarily about anything & chuck in as many words as I can to fill out something that could be said with less as if she loves it but really she’s just trying to flog shit.

She does this whole build up bullshit where she throws in lots of emotive language ...all part of her sales patter. Nothing is genuine with her anymore ....its all about the money.

Honestly you should see some of her lives. She drones on and on and on for hours trying to convince us and mostly herself that she’s ‘real’ and ‘authentic’. A couple of pages back I posted a Facebook live she did a few years ago and her accent from then to now is shocking. Her accent from a couple of years ago is how she really sounds. Her accent now is so put on. She desperately wants to be posh.

We always see right through her bullshit!

She definitely believes her own bullshit that's for sure. The whole Miss queen of giving thing she does would be OK if she wasn't mercilessly cashing in on her following to sell her MLM tat !

 

[Pawpaw365]

Another example of THAT DIDNT HAPPEN!

Lol what a load of shit

 

[Charliebilly]

She’ll often show the tag and say she isn’t lying. But just because you can squeeze yourself into it doesn’t mean it fits!

Dont give away any identities because she’s said before she’s spoken to a “police friend” about it all but they said there’s nothing they can do about it.. but still remain anonymous!

She has that way about her that just tells you she’s a bit of a nasty bitch.

 

[DomMcGoldio]

I seen her through years 9, 10 & 11 at school. She was never that big. Maybe a 14-16 at best but never huge. Yet shes always had that overhang that hangs over her legs. So it can’t be that she’s big now that she’s gained that belly. She’s always had it, even at a much smaller size.

Funny thing is, my wife knew her from a young age and apparently she was quite bullying of bigger people in school. She apparently fat shamed a guy who wanted to go out with her saying she preferred them bald and with muscles like the apparent doormen she used to hang around with

 

[Mumofthree1225]

Her video of her running is basically an egg with legs running

 

[Tashy]

I think she needs to size up as every outfit is clinging to her overhang. If they were bigger I don’t think it would look as bad.

I can’t believe she would actually go out wearing some of those outfits? People must be pointing and laughing?

I don't know if people would be pointing and laughing that's a bit immature and harsh - but definitely shocked / looking

I seen her in Nandos before and felt like I'd spotted a yocal non celeb couldn't wait to have a good look.. that was before she used to get her kit off, when she left us all wondering what was underneath.. Now of course nothing is left to the imagination

 

[GiftedNotFree]

She carries probably 90% of her weight in the middle of her body. Her arms and legs are normal sized but her stomach and back are much larger. She is definitely not a shape you see often but lots of people carry weight differently i suppose

She is a catfish though cos when you see pics of her from mid arms upwards she looks like a "normal sized" person.

 

[GossBoss]

I can’t believe she’s actually posted these - just why?

I really have never seen such an odd figure, every time I see her I'm just like
I just don't get it, I know there are loads of different body shapes and sizes but I dunno, hers just seems really strange