Whatlauraloves

[Jammydodge]

That FM live she done earlier and has saved to her grid what a fucking saleswoman. All the hand movements and hair touching is a dead giveaway that she’s insincere.

So did she mention where you magically get all the sales from ? Once you have sold to every family member and friend and neighbours ...what then? I've no doubt she is fully taking advantage of the vulnerable that follow her online by painting this amazing lifestyle you could have but the reality is selling a few bottles a month is not going to buy a takeaway let alone a fancy car and that is the reality for most people that attempt these MLM schemes. She will make money because people will sign up with her but soon fall by the wayside because lets face it how many bottles of perfume do people actually buy a month especially at the moment with unemployment and furlough but that won't bother her because she will carry on cashing in.

Her shiny botox forehead is pretty alarming!

 

[Scragbags]

I don't know why she comes and reads if she's not liking it.
Then goes on stories with a big smile but at the same time you can tell shes seething as she says she's not bothered and life is great since she started flogging pond water in a bottle!

 

[Sozhun]

Which one of you has pissed her off again?

Ugh the ''this is not an airport'' line cringe
She makes ny toes curl talking about integrity. Ha! For someone who has a large number of fake followers and also denies her whole past life she could learn a lot about what that word actually means

 

[Fancypantaloons!]

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Whatlauraloves is telling lies and flogging shite that no one buys !

She's had her lashes done again...obviously covid rules don't apply to her or the person that does them...does anyone know where she goes to get them done ? They need reporting because this is the 2nd time this has happened when all salons have been closed.

She is the last person I want to imagine using a sex toy

I'm amazed the Queen of Demonstrating shite didn't get the long suffering Ar Al to film her showing us the product " that I love and have been using for years " ...

She is barely scrapping a few hundred likes on her posts...won't be long before these companies suss what a bull shitter she is and the fact her huge following doesn't exist.

 

[Pumpkinpie0991]

Both look baggy at the bust though, the exact place where they’d normally be tight?!

She’d prob had to order them extremely large sizing compared to the size she’s normal get though to compensate? Well that’s my guess

 

[Fancypantaloons!]

I can fit in an 18-20, I can’t breathe, move or have any blood flowing to the areas the circulation has been cut off from, but if it fits, right? Jesus Christ, just own it! Just because it’s stretchy doesn’t mean it needs to stretch to its full capacity!

But this is what she does all the time, pjs for example should be roomy and not like a second skin which is how they look on her all the time. She stretches everything to pull it over her stomach at the sides but because she does this the length of the item is lost so her overhang is visible at the front...does she really want that on show? Dressing to flatter her shape is something she appears to be incapable..

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Her lips look very different today!! Usually her top lip isn’t that thick when she’s speaking. Usually it’s only as plump when she’s posing / smiling and kinda pouting her lips

Also, the entire top half of her face looks rock solid, like it can’t move. It’s like the top and bottom half of her face aren’t connected and are independent from each other!

 

[Chip1984]

I have a feeling Alex Is gone? Has she said anything? Theres no ring on the finger

She doesn't always wear it, I've noticed before.

She doesn’t talk about him anymore. She says that she keeps her love life separate

You wouldn’t go out in that you absolute liar. It looks shit and you know it.

What are you talking about?? She's already wearing it out - in an empty, closed bar

 

[obviously....]

My inbox is always open for a chat if ANYONE needs it.

I popped on that live for 3 mins and she was talking about a hair mask and about how much she didn’t really like it and there’s better ones out there, fucking pointless

Thank you that's so kind xx

She was talking about a hair mask??? She really is away with the fairies isn't she?? Was she trying to flog this hair mask by any chance?

She does realise we are in a pandemic where peoples lives are being ruined ?? Nobody cares about a hair mask.

 

[Sundevil77]

She's also breaking covid rules ...again...she is from a Tier 3 area and should not have travelled to Birmingham even though that is a Tier 3 area too ...unnecessary travel is breaking the rules ! She's an absolute joke

Was just going to say what the heck is she doing in Birmingham.....it's not essential travel and isn't she bloody freezing

 

[Tittattattit]

Don't understand these influencers who screenshot or mention forums like these.

All they do is direct thousands of more people to this site.

 

[RateMeDontHateMeBiiiiitch]

More posts about “joining her team”

Team at fucking Greggs

 

[Sozhun]

She seems to have shown a more real side to herself recently, not trying to make out everything is perfect and I really like it! (That was the only thing that bothered me about her)

I think she seems pretty honest about not having lots of £ and I prefer that over some of the influencers trying to make out they live lavish lifestyles. If perfumes helps her earn some £ to pay her bills then I say good on her.

Hi Laura...again

 

[Jammydodge]

Here’s what she said about that! What a weirdo.

What a liar !

 

[obviously....]

Guess that's what happens when you buy followers

She knows Jack about skincare you can buffer retinol start low % and work up

No retinol will give the results that she has, as she's had botox.

Anyway why are some of her posts showing she is in a park up Newcastle way. (Mostly pics of her on her dogs page, walking the 2 dogs, so it has to be recent)

Are shields and Newcastle far?? I thought we had to stay local except for specific reasons, such as medical appointments and work

 

[Flobadob]

The dancing in the cringefest ad though! Argh! I can't quite put my finger on what it is with this woman but I cannot stand her. Maybe it's the fact she thinks her fans don't deserve better than a constant stream of ads with very little else, maybe it's her thinking so highly of herself that she doesn't need to put any effort whatsoever into anything on her page other than adverts and people will just lap it up. Seriously Laura, if I wanted a steam of adverts, I'd switch QVC on. Her life must be as dull as dish water because her non-ad content is non-existent. It's not very often I take an instant dislike to someone but I watch her stories and just feel patronised!

 

[MoaningMyrtle2019]

I have to skip through all her stories lately, I'm a fat fuck and would never dream of doing fake tan, good for her though. Whatever floats ya boat

 

[Jammydodge]

She also said that this is the website that trolled Caroline Flack and that the first lockdown “made her” (with reference to FM perfumes)

And that she’s paid off her loan 2 years early thanks to the perfume sales and is now working on her 2 credit cards.

Talk about not living within your means...that's a shocking amount of debt to be in and certainly not something to brag about online. Anyone with any sense should be looking at her and thinking should I trust a person who is in debt up to her fake eyelashes and desperate to clear it by any means? The answer is no ...once again she has proved how mercenary she is and really doesn't care who she uses in order to get what she wants...

Ridiculous claim ... As they often say to us if you don’t like what I post don’t follow me ... same applies here if you don’t like what’s posted don’t come to tattle to read it.

Or send your imaginary friends to do it for you !

 

[Purplebananas]

I called her out a few months ago because she promoting an online bingo site and I messaged her saying I didn’t think it was ethical that she was promoting gambling. She sent me an arsey reply saying that she wasn’t promoting it (despite it being marked as an ad) and that I was shortsighted if I believed everyone was promoting something online (which is what she does on a daily basis)
Basically she’s full of shit and doesn’t like people calling her up on it and just labels them as bullies

 

[Purplebananas]

So she recommends all influencers caption their stories but she doesn’t do it because she gets steriod injections!?? I’m lost.....