Whatlauraloves #2

[Ok.]

Whilst we are on the subject of lying.

She is always mentioning that her weight has stayed stable for years and she maintains now.

Another lie!

First picture with the navy top is 2018. The others are the last few months.

Does she ever tell the truth about anything?

 

[Bagpuss7]

I was just about to type exactly the same as you @Bagpuss7

Confidence is a wonderful thing to have however NEVER in a million years can anyone feel confident wearing ill fitting clothes that COMPLETELY make you look silly...

Companies design clothes in a size 10 to a size 30 to make a profit... Wearing an outfit designed for a size 10 person when your at least double that size makes women look ridiculous.

Good plus size clothes need to be designed for plus size lumps n bumps, just making them up sized, like the hinch and soloman range does not mean a size 28 woman is going to look good in them at all.

Surely if your all about feeling confident you wouldnt walk into a bar/club wearing the clothes laura wears?!?! I'm all for plus size positivity but they don't fit her, they don't suit her and they make her look a bit special if I'm being totally honest...

Why doesn't she work with brands that specialise in plus size clothes that would flatter her shape rather than make her look like she got dressed in the dark or for a bet???

No plus size woman/girl I know would wear clothes that made her look stupid

Confidence IS NOT about making yourself look stupid or learning impaired. I just don't get it

Because it's all about the money with her ! If she had an ounce of integrity she would tell PLT, and the other brands that have paid her recently, that the clothes are not suitable for anyone, imo, over a size 18 or under 5'7 in height. They are not designed for someone with her proportions or height and she is doing bigger plus size women a massive disservice by pretending otherwise. How she can honestly say that those dresses are comfortable when there is clearly not enough material to allow her to sit down in them without the seams straining and heaven forbid she bends over.

Is it just me too that everything just looks cheap and tacky ? And don't get me started on those hideous shorts cutting her in two !

 

[Chip1984]

She is clearly trying to impress her new followers but as with lots of things in life, her lies will come back to bite her on her arse !!

Which arse??

 

[notSUBmissive]

There we go, it didn't take long...

She is asking if people want home content

Suprise Suprise... Here comes the #Hinch Home Makeover... So predictable... She's absolutely desperate in every respect...
What Laura Loves is a bandwagon she can jump on

 

[LadyB65]

Hitting pause but still manages to put up an undeclared ad

Can’t decide if she’s there with Al or not, but let’s face it she probably loves the speculation on here

 

[notSUBmissive]

Her clothes make me think of a butcher trying to put sausage back in the skin

We have to laugh otherwise we have to subscribe to the notion that larger women should all look as ridiculous as Laura

 

[Maracas]

I fucking hate MLM huns who claim they have an amazing ‘job’ because they can work at home blah blah blah and try and prey on people to coerce them to join and do the same.

I have a well paid rewarding LEGIT job where I work from home, I earn a pension, annual leave and sick pay. There are hundreds of these jobs out there specially now lots of businesses have realised they can have their staff working from home and save money on rents. You don’t have to work for an MLM to work from home.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Honestly who actually reads her captions? They’re like bible verses. Absolute endless drivel. Must take her donks to type them out.

 

[Bagpuss7]

AKA give me a free holiday.

More than capable of doing her own research! Clearly on the beg !

 

[Eastlondoner]

First person in the UK To have a back to front arse

New thread. Well done to @loolabelle for the most likes on her title suggestion!

Update on last thread (please feel free to add!):

-Laura is constantly trying to flog crap to her 14 followers who watch her lives, including the catpiss perfume from her scammy MLM scheme.
-She has a deal with PLT, whose clothes show off perfectly her pretty "little"(arse) tum
- She claims to be a size 18/20 in River Island arsestrings, sorry, knickers.
- She has blatantly broken lockdown rules with her fresh lashes and nails
- She is totally in love with herself and don't we fucking know it!


Mod edit that title is too long and cropped makes no sense sorry. Let me know if there's a shorter one

For some reason, it hasn't tagged @loolabelle properly or put her title on...apologies! Xx

 

[notSUBmissive]

Nothing fits. It’s all too tight. It looks like it’s been sprayed on. Jesus Christ almighty, can someone actually tell her shorts are not for her. They look bloody dreadful.

I wonder why when Laura goes out socialising she doesn't ever wear any of her tight as sausage skin esque clothes that she loves so much and instead she predominantly opts to wear baggy tops that COVER her ever growing stomach???

 

[Maracas]

I hate the word ‘pampering’ and ‘tummy’ (when it’s not in relation to a child) ... so you can imagine how irritated I get with this woman

 

[Bagpuss7]

Size 24 my arse! Her big belly underneath, even if she wore control underwear, looks bloody awful. How on earth can she wear knickers with the way her body is?

She apparently wears thongs

 

[SamB1991]

I actually think she is the worst ‘influencer’ ever, when she promotes something, it actually makes me want to buy it less because she’s such a fucking twat! her ‘ads’ are always terrible and cheesy, and so unnatural. Her latest ad for the razor is embarrassing - not even 300 likes, and a following of nearly 60k? are her followers fake or is she literally that terrible at her job? what an embarrassment, I honestly have no idea how she gets these brands to work with her, I have 400 followers at a push and I bet I could generate more sales for them than she could! And the #ad wouldn’t be so shit either, because I’m not a twat who takes myself too seriously.

 

[notSUBmissive]

Where have her eyes gone???

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Obviously going au naturel after all of the fake comments

She is so transparent...

She wore the new (miles too small for her) Hinch range of clothes to get on the Hinch bandwagon...

She messaged Hinch on Instagram to get on the Hinch bandwagon...

Her new home blog post has #Hinch all over it to get on the Hinch bandwagon...

She got a few thousand new followers for jumping on the Hinch bandwagon...

Desperate Laura, absolutely desperate

I'm guessing as she'd need to drop 3 or 4 dress sizes to fit into the Hinch range which is never going to happen so she's going to #Hinch the living daylights out of her new home and try tapping into some of the Hinch followers for herself...

I knew something was amiss when she squeezed herself into the range and pretended she was doing it for her followers so they could see what they'd look like in them lol

Such a liar... Laura couldn't lie straight in her bed!

 

[scotsgirl51]

She comes across as really desperate. Just get a bloody job! Instead of hoping for more sales from ads etc... get a real job like the rest of us!

 

[boojange]

I’m sorry, but what the actual fuck is going on with her hair here??

And where have her eyebrows gone? She looks bizarre, not even going to comment on the outfit, I might vom in my mouth thinking about it again

The hair is beyond naff and would be so better without those crap Frozen extensions! Laura really needs a stylist to intervene and sort out her wardrobe, hair and make up. All are atrocious. It's actually become quite hard not to laugh at her choices. I really don't think that she sees what we all do when she looks at herself. It's like body dysmorphia, but in reverse!

Somebody call the cops. The fashion cops!

 

[Sundevil77]

Tess Holliday is beautiful though, I think you can get away with a lot with a face and all-round level of attractiveness Tess has that maybe average looking women could not.

I’m about a size 20 with pretty much all my weight in my low, heavy belly and I know that covering it up rather than flaunting it is way more flattering.

I'm not sure I agree Tess is beautiful, she has a lot of work to look naturally beautiful including lip fillers and botox plus she is not a very pleasant person

Tess is blessed with carrying a lot of weight on her arms and legs which make outfits easier to style absolutely but she is so big now im not sure that could be said. I mean since her split with Nick her weight gain is to the point I don't think anyone cant see she is struggling to move.

 

[Jaeme]

NOTHING ever fits Laura because SHE constantly lies to herself and wears clothes way way way too small for her stomach

“Dress for the body you have, not the body you want”

 

[Romy]

@notSUBmissive you make it sound like you're speaking for all women but there are women out there who aren't scared of showing off their visible belly lines as its really no one else's business and really they shouldn't have to hide away.

While I agree laura has her problems and some of her outfits are horrendous I don't see why she has to cover up her belly to keep other people from being uncomfortable.

You become so much happier when you stop hiding yourself away for the sake of other people especially in summer etc

You're right, although tbh, at that point it's not a belly line anymore.
From a medical point of view, abdominal fat is absolutely the worst. You can be obese with a good repartition of fat and be healthier/less at risk than someone with a "normal" size but disproportionate belly. I am not shaming, I don't have a thin belly myself. I am just amazed she chooses to ignore it like it's nothing, while trying to sell us a lot of unuseful products. Her "good" skin won't last when she gets older and develop uncomfortable health problems who could have been avoided.
To me, being BOPO is also talking about the real things.
But yeah, she can go outside only covered in feathers if she feels comfortable with it lol