Wee Belfast Chick #2

[H0nb]

She says we can play school, we can play house…
That pretty much sums Lauryn up - she plays at being a mummy, she plays at being a teacher, she plays at being an influencer - she’s kind of those things.
She never thought beyond having a baby. She never thought about having to be responsible for a whole other little person and putting her own needs aside. She has no idea what a 15 month old eats, drinks, wears, plays with or how they develop. She’s clueless and it shows!
She snaps back about being a teacher. She’s done a couple of cover days. No idea what a real teacher does.
I said before, someone close to me is a teacher - they work 8.30 - 5.30 most days and also work at home and weekends. They have plenty of teaching colleagues who are single parents, holding down full-time teaching or TA jobs - some have kids of their own with special needs; most have more than 1 kid. They work all day, go home and look after their kids and when they go to bed, they clean their houses and do more school work.
This spoiled little madam only thinks she has it hard. Apart from the nights she’s out partying, she goes to bed at like 8.30. Storie is at creche two full days a week. She’s been on 3 holidays this year. She has a brand new house handed to her. My heart bleeds for her. Life is so tough!
This is the path she chose - if she puts her life out there, she’s gonna get criticism and not sympathy all the time

 

[H0nb]

She has an outfit change for presumably yhe first evening in New York.
That wee soul is going to be exhausted after a flight to New York. She’s not going to be in form for trailing her anywhere.
Does no one in the family have any sense?

 

[Ktpeterson]

Poor baby looks exhausted

 

[hol20x]

Felt so sorry for Storie watching that baking video. Poor thing is so upset.

As for the cold sore, it's fuck all to do with the "dirty Galgorm" it was good enough for you to go to in the first place though wasn't it? Nothing to do with any of your outings to the Telegraph or anything like that. Bet she still kisses Storie with that on her mouth cos she has no fucking sense.

 

[H0nb]

She literally just said in her target video that she was thinking of leaving stuff behind “for the maids” who can take them if they’re the same size as her or have kids the same size as Storie?
Is she serious? For the maids? Who the hell does she think she is? That’s so disrespectful!
I wouldn’t wear her clothes first hand never mind secund hand! I certainly wouldn’t put the clothes she wears on Storie, on my child!
She actually thinks saying this makes her sound kind and generous but it’s so disrespectful! Why does she think “the maids” would need or want her clothes?
Who does she think she is calling people maids? They’re housekeeping staff!

 

[H0nb]

OMG, I can’t actually.
She’s got a couple of days work as a teacher and we are never going to hear the end of it.
Grateful that she didn’t drop out of uni so she can teach? How many days exactly has she taught since she graduated?
She hasn’t got a clue. Someone very close to me is a teacher - secondary. They start work at 8.30. They arent home most evenings until at least 6. Several nights a week and weekends, they work at home as well. They take verbal abuse all day long, deal with physical fights in the classroom. In spite of all that, they still love their job.
So let’s be having you Lauryn. Instead of playing at being a teacher, let’s see how you get on in the average Northern Irish secondary school? Let’s see if you’re grateful then?
She’s yapping that it never gets any easier to leave your kids to go to work? OMG! She wasn’t saying that when she left Storie to go to Derry last weekend…or any of the other “influencer” nights out she has.

 

[HandmadeMama]

Someone please explain how she’s got a council house but is spending shit tons of money on a new iPhone and designer crap in America. I don’t get it

 

[Instaxo1]

Her clapback video of storie dancing how about you focus on your child’s development instead lauryn. The child can’t stand by herself unless she’s leaning against the wall.

 

[giorginaxo]

I don’t think mentioning vaccines is a good idea, a lot of people have different views and media tend to scare/force people into thinking you should get them and blast the people that don’t.

Me or her? No harm but anyone who is against those childhood vaccines clearly has no medical background and spends too much time on Facebook reading conspiracy theories. This is coming from someone who never got the Covid jab. I’m not arguing with people on tattle again today.

It’s not the media that scare people into getting them ffs it’s the media that misinforms people and scares them away from them.

 

[martha82]

Now yousens, did you nat know there’s no expiration date on toys?!! Did yousens nat know our Lauryn’s a teacher? Hers is getting a leap frog, a tonies box, a Miss Rachel microphone!!! And a Miss Rachel 100 words book!!!!!!!
Nah SHUT UP

 

[hiyalove]

She’s picking toys based on how they’ll look in her house, which is mad considering she is running about without a lampshade to her name. She said no to the rocking horse because it’s too big for stories room, what about the living room or kitchen? Oh no, she couldn’t have a toy her child would like messing up her social media aesthetic. And her Ma knows fine rightly the doll she bought was too old for her, ‘she can put it away for her’ yeah, that’s not why people normally buy gifts, so they can put them away for later but we know Lauren does with the handbags and now the doll. There’s wiser chewing grass than Lauryn and her ma.

 

[ralph123]

How professional is the ma slabbering from a business account lol also a business that closed about a year ago and was never mentioned/addressed just disappeared

 

[giorginaxo]

Egg served straight on to highchair?
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Louis Vuitton bag for the 1 year old Plates to put the child’s food on

 

[HoneyBee29]

Can’t watch home alone 2 cause she hasn’t New York booked what a fucking head bin..

Sure what did she do in New York apart from basically go to their version of Poundland and B&M fgs

 

[H0nb]

Her post that her hands might be full for a girl in her 20s?
Most young mums have got children and are out working too.
She swans about all day every day, sticking up a couple of poorly put together videos on TikTok. Her daughter is in crèche 2 days a week. Her auntie or mum takes her Weber she needs them to. Her dad has her at least some part of every weekend.
She’s had 3 holidays this year alone! She doesn’t know she’s living!
A girl I know had two small children and was working as a teacher, when her husband died at Lauryn’s age.
She’s 27 - a grown up!!

 

[H0nb]

The thing is, she’s a “TikTok influencer” with a relatively small following.
Her attitude is off the scale at the moment. If she keeps on with the cheek, she’s going to have no support.
She’s living in a house which has been handed to her, in an ordinary area, in an ordinary part of Belfast.
No one is saying anything about that. I daresay most of us here came from modest backgrounds. My roots are in North Belfast - but the difference between me and her is that I don’t forget my background and I don’t pretend to be something I’m not.
Wouldn’t we all love to buy land and build houses but life comes first - it throws you curve balls and it reminds you how little control you have.
How long does she think she can keep this up. She isn’t even mature enough to handle the criticism.
She’s 27! Where’s she getting this man and the money to build a house?
I’ve noticed recently she doesn’t even tell the truth - even her ig profile picture has her drinking out of a glass. She’s a complete fantasist! She needs a bit of humbling !

 

[giorginaxo]

How can she call anything ‘tack’ when she’s literally the tackiest thing going 🫠🫠

 

[giorginaxo]

She’s a teacher sure she knows better than doctors and medical professionals about vaccines

 

[giorginaxo]

Now you do know she’s a teacher and she’s actually done well for herself (her words)
She knows more than you and me and we all know children lead by example and to me It’s clear to see what way Belfast dick was brought up

Why is she always complaining about “the internet” when the internet is literally the reason she’s got any money or gets any attention.

 

[giorginaxo]

Travel insurance ? No. Baby’s outfit and accessory plans written down? Yes The ‘change at 5pm/6pm’ like

She really sees that child as a dress up doll , leave her alone like she doesn’t care, something comfortable and not overstimulating would do