Victoria Emes

[FrannyGallops]

People have been slagging off their kids since the dawn of social media, but this fuckwit (and her partner in grime KDIL) have taken it to epic proportions. Calling your kids dicks and ranting about how much you hate them on the internet isn’t funny, it’s child abuse and if they weren’t white and middle class, social services and health care professionals would be involved.

 

[Jumbojet1251]

It’s all so fake to me. Like she tries so hard to make a hilarious joke about everything and it’s aged now. Move on.

Ugh! So with you on this. It’s all “ALRIGHT SHLAAAAAGS” like she talks that that in real life. Such a put on. And for fucks sakes sort out your bleeper on reels. She can’t even do that right. Aff link followed by aff link with a few cunts and fucks thrown in to show how edgy and not like other mums she is.

Shes a basic white middle class London living gentle parenting prairie dressing bouncy hair saddo.

And she knows it.

 

[Duchesspink]

She certainly didn't make that house look desirable. I'd have to rip every single bit of wallpaper down and repaint the whole house from top to bottom. It's a mess

 

[Titfer]

Still like her?

 

[Bunbun1]

All aboard the self diagnosed “suspected adhd” train! TOOT TOOT!

 

[Skewbedu]

The week Nd retreat is £550! What?! And that is if you are sharing a room with some other poor soul. But don't worry you can split the payment. This is absolutely chiselling people at this point. It's a cost of living crisis and she's encouraging other (likely) young mum's to spend this sort of money and maybe get into debt while she stays at home thrusting and gurning.

Incredible.

 

[VCJR]

Has anyone seen the video of her running around the garden, dressed as some kind of freaky vagina?
For world book day.
And scratching her fanny and then sniffing her fingers .
She should be locked up.

I just added some screen shots.
She is apparently, "The Muffalo" .
Dirty, skanky, old tart.

 

[Slip slip knit]

It’s quite cringeworthy to see all the white women in the comments forgiving her and pumping her up. It’s our job to listen not to keep trampling over and drowning out black voices

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

You are home all fucking day! Why can’t you look after your own fucking child! All that fucking about has come back to bite you in the arse lolView attachment 841871

omg where do I begin with this?

Nursery staff work their arses off & are criminally underpaid for the amazing service they provide, I don’t understand how you can speak about the people that your child grows to love like this? Like these are the people that give your LO a cuddle and a kiss when they’re feeling overwhelmed or misjudged a new move and fell over, why would you be so vile about them?

Also sorry but you have to accept that nursery “parenting” will always differ from your own. Like yes I’d love to drink from an open cup but I’m not having to manage x children and 600 spillages a day, so I’ll let them choose the spout cups that work for them. Similarly, sometimes she comes home a lost property ragamuffin and I cringe but I didn’t have 3 kids glued to me as I tried to strip and change the paint monster with one hand, so I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt.

Tbh this all boils down to fundamentally her not enjoying being a parent. Sad tbh.

 

[Pangolina]

I saw a post from her ranting that she was the one expected to drop work to collect her ill child from nursery because she's the mum and her job is taken less seriously.
Come on.
If my husband's "job" was pissing about making videos of silly songs and me slagging off my kids, I'd be incandescent if he thought I should be the one to leave work to do pick ups so he could carry on with that. Imagine explaining to your boss "sorry my husband can't go, he has to make a video about wanking while dancing around in a leotard".

 

[Laracroft007]

Is this thread about Victoria emes? If so I have just discovered her and she is vile she makes me so angry!

 

[Jumbojet1251]

She’s shilling a product made for us to feel terrible about our bits. A product we don’t need as we do this weird thing called “washing“. Some feminist. Women supporting women hey. And she does this by dressing up as a battered fanny and making a complete show of herself.

Every single post she does pushes us down further. Like women are a laughing stock but not in the way she hopes she’d get a laugh.

She is abysmal and I can’t wait for her and Knee deep in life to pull the plug when they realise the joke stopped working years ago.

 

[Skewbedu]

So she is transitioning into a foodie/nutrition/exercise insta gob now? So the interiors have gone and the fashion hauls haven't really been a thing. When will she realise she was a one viral video star and give up and get a proper job?

 

[Pingpong21]

She’d be the absolute last person I’d take any sort of fitness / nutritional advice from!! What the *bleep* does she know?!? Jokes

 

[Slip slip knit]

Also why didn’t her husband think ‘she’s got a lot going on with her dad I’ll sort the kids stuff out’ so I don’t think it’s completely all her fault

 

[Notenoughgin]

Victorias sons teacher is going to be delighted when this fuckwit mother who FORGOT TO ENROLE HER DAUGHTER IN SCHOOL, presents them with a book on how to develop skills for dyspraxic and dyslexic kids. like teachers haven’t enough to do.

 

[Duchesspink]

I really don't think she's funny or even mildly comedic.
There are only so many times you can pull that gurning face, shout minge, clit, hairy nipples before it loses the comedy value.
I dont think she's joking when when whines about her children, I genuinely feel that she would prefer they weren't there.

She dresses like an overgrown toddler, face like Davina McCall on speed and Anton du Bekes teeth gringing into her lip.

I'm sure her kids will be delighted when they are older to read about what cunts they are and how they ruin her life.

 

[Skewbedu]

Is her insta career at an end? It feels like she has no content left. The house decor account was a brief thing but she never seems to do any design/DIY/decor stuff now. Her normal account just seems to be - here's what I had for breakfast {add random "monge" to post}
TU have a sale on again, here I am in a big collared shirt (add "slags" for effect to show I'm edgy) and here's me moaning about my kids while I do my thrusty elbow dance.

So she must be making her money from the podcast and Rebel Mums Club.
God help us!

 

[ThisIsMyDragName]

If my Mum had ever done anything like this, I would have emancipated myself from her.

 

[skronkywildcat]

Kids don’t want a rebel mum they want a nice mum, a bag of haribo and a trampoline.