Vanderpump Rules/The Valley #4

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New thread ahead of the reboot apparently due out later this year/early next! A run down on all the old VPR and Valley cast from the last thread.

Ariana - still booked and busy! Glowing reviews as Love Island host and not arsed about any of her VPR co-stars 🤣
Katie - in a relationship with sleeping with sirens member Nick Martin, seems happy, also distanced from VPR-land although professes to maintain a friendship with Ariana.
Scheana - wrote a tell-all book about her life and dropped the bomb that Brock had cheated on her when she was pregnant. Blasted Lisa V publicly. Still not been asked on to DWTS.
Lala - had her second baby girl Sosa. Had a cancer scare. Rumoured to be seeing Tom Schwartz but denied this. Made cameos on the Valley and grits her teeth through a friendship with Scheana and Brittany for a place on the show.
Tom Sandoval - been on numerous reality shows including americas got talent since end of VPR and has been embarrassed on all of them. Closed down his bar. Still with Victoria, is still “ruhlly ruhhlyy sorry”
Tom Schwartz - was dating a 20-something year old. Cameo on the valley. Seems to speak to Bravo and TMZ every other day about inconsequential things just to stay in the public eye - unsure if he’s shaken off the LA loonball Jo?
James - appears to still be booking DJ gigs following his arrest for DV. Ally continues to stay away from him, thankfully and seems well and thriving 🩷

The Valley continued on with Season 2 and Jax shockingly (🫩) admitting to a c addiction, after which he spent most of the season in rehab. He still managed to rage text Brittany almost everyday and watch her via the nannycams in their home. Came out and didn’t pay the mortgage. Left Brittany trying to cover finances for two homes, while she raised their son (with the ever present, ever suffering nanny). Anyway, Brittany has now moved on and this week pictures surfaced showing her looking happy with a new man.
Jessie and Michelle remain separated with Michelle dating the local crackhead and Jessie dating someone from Orange County. Michelle begs Jessie to leave her alone as he constantly looks to start arguments with her. Discussed on last thread who is actually at more fault for their fractious relationship but really they are both pains in the a.
Everyone’s favourites Danny and Nia were in the spotlight when Danny is accused by the whole cast of having a drinking problem - Jasmine relentlessly asks for an apology for his inappropriate drunken behaviour, stating it’s all fine until the next time the cameras are on when suddenly it isn’t. Nia defends Danny to the hilt which only enrages the other less hinged cast members.
Janet and Jason become monsters as Janet desperately tries to secure a third season. Everyone is wrong, everyone has wronged her, she loves Dave and Busters etc etc. Leads the charge against Danny amid carried over drama from Season 1 with Zack and Kristen and basically fights everyone. Jason may or may not wear a wedding ring while bar hopping.
My girl Kristen unbelievably becomes somewhat of a voice of reason. After navigating fertility struggles with now fiancé Luke she had her baby girl this summer 🩷

Let’s see what the new VPR brings…
 
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@I_C bread ppl sorry I missed your message on the last thread! It was episode 3 I think, very near the start of season 8.
I forgot how much I disliked the addition of Max, Danica etc.
 
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I’ve been rewatching VPR. Best reality show ever.

finally back to season 11 and oooommmgggggg Raquel is messy!! I can’t remember when her and Sandoval started their affair?
 
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I’ve been rewatching VPR. Best reality show ever.

finally back to season 11 and oooommmgggggg Raquel is messy!! I can’t remember when her and Sandoval started their affair?
allegedly after raquel was home from the girls trip to vegas and decided to crash the guys night they “hooked up” in the car outside toms house. When Ariana was inside 💀
 
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Has anyone watched the new season?

Initial thoughts -

What age is Marcus because he looks old!?

What does Paulo look like to be in his 50s and pulling these young women?

Did the old man with the moustache from the Belmont make it home OK?
 
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I actually liked it! For a first ep I was engaged and some stuff like the purple/pink backgrounds, external shots of the staff’s apartments, the intro all reminded me of the OG.
I did think Natalie was way too much and being overly dramatic for the camera, didn’t come across authentic at all. It’s like she’s channelling OG Kristen.
 
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Finally watching the first ep! So far I’m enjoying it - I guess there are plenty of producer driven plots but I think the cast are chaotic enough to be watchable and make it believable!
 
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I’m confused, is Marcus supposed to be some kind of heartthrob. Cos I don’t see it.
 
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I've just watched, can't really decide on it after 1 episode and also it takes me a while to remember who is who, so I'll give it a go! It's abit strange without the OGs mind!!
 
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“Where are you going we’re on a roof”

😂😂😂😂

From ep 2 of VPR. Natalie is annoying me so much. She overreacts to every tiny detail and it just feels like she creates a reaction for screen time.
 
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Ahhhhh I'm so confused absolutely hated the first episode.
The second wasn't great.
Can't see the attraction of the men and the women are batshit crazy.
Tbh Venus is just wrecking my head 🤣
He's a gowl.

There you have it.
But guess what I will tune in next week fml 🙃 🤪
 
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