UBV baldy washer

[Jklaowv]

Catchup:

The carwash king has earnt his own thread by growing an ego bigger than Plouise. (Paige to me)
Obsessed with posting quotes as incoherent as her
Likes to film himself filling up his tank to a grand total of £37.00
Won't allow us poor peasants to sit at his table because we've paid our taxes
Wears specially made caps for his big ED
Legend has it he shags his SVR exhaust

#notarsed

Have I missed anything?

 

[RC12]

Maddie won’t remember them

 

[Surviving ubv]

Thai doesn’t even make sense?? What an idiot.

I think he is trying to say if you haven't had your car washed your kids are safe

 

[Zantezoo]

I smell a rat …. I was pretty sure winner circle members get exclusivity on any of their needs ? Thought it was a drop everything for those who matters clubs ?

2 of the busiest people in north of England

 

[Ninetiesbitxh]

What does he girlfriend know about running a business, she’s just left fucking school

 

[jb90123]

17 year old’s “getting it” accessories. What an inspirational little n*nce this man is

 

[Winnerscircle]

When your BF is your dad and best friend in one

 

[the_painter]

I can't understand how people pay £300 to a child about business advice . has she ever ran a business , or studied business ? I'm guessing its showing people how to do tik toks I can get my daughter to do that for free

 

[Boujee_Teaa]

Fuckkkk me this thread has taken off and I’m absolutely here for it Prince Andrew of the detailing world has killed me off

Maddison has clearly been groomed, but let’s not forget the absolutely stinking self obsessed attitude she has on her. Anyone remember months ago when he said he was going to employ someone but Madison said under no circumstances can it be a girl? And on them birthday videos they was both laughing coz she said something rude to another girl, how doesn’t he see how immature she is. My daughter is 4 years younger than her, and best believe I’d be dragging her home by her hair if she tried to get in a big ugly baldy sweaty mans bed! Everyone involved in that situation just knocks me sick

 

[Boujee_Teaa]

Cheaper to live at yer MA's house or sleep in your unit . but apparently he has property already

If he had any properties of his own then we would know about it. He can’t go for a Nando’s without telling Instagram

 

[QueenT93]

Sorry but why is a man old enough to be her Da calling his girlfriend “My Little Queen”
He actually gives me the pure ick.
I don’t care what car you drive or how good you are at polishing your bald head - there is nothing on this planet that would make me want to spend one single minute with him.

 

[Lurker76]

He really believes everything he says about himself. Got new stickers on his van, a gold crown cause he’s the king. zero shame

Turns out the king of car care is really the Prince Andrew of the detailing world

 

[ubvisanonce]

Dad can you check my homework?

 

[theobald]

I'm in stitches. FUNCTIONAL HQ? ITS A FUCKING UNIT ON A RUN DOWN INDUSTRIAL ESTATE IN ST HELENS. 'Powertalks clients go away and thrive in every industry with our knowledge' Love I've spent more time eating hot dinners than you've been legally allowed to work and as for the dream home together I'm dead, are you shagging your way to that or do banks approve mortgages for under 18's now? She wouldn't even be able to provide 2 years worth of wage slips to the mortgage lender because she would of still been in school literally dead

 

[Gusgusg]

Love how he says People look at his lifestyle. He lives with his mum, shags his jailbait bird on a couch in his unit and goes to Nandos twice a week! Hardly the lifestyle to strive for.

 

[Surviving ubv]

Hold on to your daughters this is going to be a looooooong one:
- how the fuck did him and maddie even get started? he’s taking the piss advertising for a fiat 500 for video content? 1 month out of school and she’s top employee at the ubv sex dungeon? you can remove all the leaving school photies and the posing with 16 balloons all you want but the fact of the matter is, she actually looks and acts like a baby? Face of a child, body of a child and acts like a child? But
-why the fuck is that kids ma so quiet? Scared of the pip head who clearly skips leg day forever, maybe? Because let’s face it the only people he intimidates is woman? Because I don’t see him popping off doing his I’m dead hard act to that other detailer that’s ripping him a new arse hole? (Well in mvd an actual man calling him out, and big dead hard ubv is flapping it)
- how the fuck has he gone from a car cleaning man, slagging off ‘poncy detailers’ to becoming one yourself and using a little girl as some sort of porn star to lure in these gullible 19 year olds, hoover a car and you’ll get yourself a child bride and a whip on finance 🫠 what a fucking baldy tit head, it’s easy To get a car and kid but you still sleep in ye ma’s and still get a bath with ye arl fella! Where’s ye house power couple? Can’t even rent a gaff? Hence why he was banging your head in, in the unit I mean talk about cheap? Maddies waited about 3 years for this all inclusive to Mexico and he’s going round snapping his fingers buzzing because he’s been through the cocktail menu with the watered down voddy? Fucking full on Ming! Imagine doing 10 hour flights for a week? An 18 year old fella can do that for you maddie the baddie!
- I wouldn’t be surprised if the shit he spewed about Ben was all a load a shit, I mean what? Ben was acting casa nova? And ubv was just sitting there watching? Ubv has used Ben as a scape goat because he was grooming a kid? What 18 year old begs to be a wife? Then dream house and kids? Using her as slave labour poor kids at that unit from bells then straight the gym to pull her kecks down and pose with that nob in the mirror? to be a kid again aye
- how funny that he’s got maddie making 300 quid business plans to teach grown arse men how to make an insta and some reels because it’s the only she’s good for let’s face it? What a baddie aye?
his long awaited fall is coming maddie will be lucky to get a trip to St. John’s for a jarg pair of runners, there’s no coming back from being a dirty piece of bacon

 

[Boujee_Teaa]

I am howling at him buzzing his tits off that his video of ‘maddie’ driving his car hit 1m views, when if you look at the comments it’s just pure abuse over how vile their age gap is and how much he looks like her daughter the only thing he can hit back is what cars they have, much rather have a shitty car than have to sign the register pal!

also since it’s gone public about maddie he’s full on shaded Ben hasn’t he? Ben’s the one putting the graft in yet he’s on the back burner all the time now because Liam’s 2nd child thinks she’s got the best business head when really she’s not even old enough to have finished a-levels yet so how does she have enough business experience to pass on to business owners? The audacity

 

[ubvisanonce]

Hi Liam
I'd just like to clarify..I'm not a detailer.. I am a 30 year old woman who happened to come across you during your P Louise days - which once again was amusing times.
No one is even arsed anymore what you offer as a 'trainer' 'detailer' 'king' because the minute you became a perverted predator anything you might of been once worth in your 'industry' was slowly but surely gonna be the end of you.
No one and I mean no one on this planet will succeed when they are a pedophile. You may get away with it for a while which I'd say you have done, but that's only because people wasn't and some still not aware of the full picture. Only the one you portray. You've groomed a child, who you employed fresh out of school. Not only did she then remove any acknowledgement of her age, but she then made herself appear older with YOUR money, you've groomed her. There is no other way you can portray it. So you can sit on your couch in your unit thinking all these 'detailers' hating on you and your 'apparent success' but the truth is, your being spoken about by all walks of life because you are a pedophile. No one is arsed about your business, what you sell, what you don't sell they are arsed that your an out and out monster who has tried to make it acceptable to shag a child and then pretend use are the real deal. You've tried making money off her with your seedy vids to draw trainees in for days where Maddie will parade her child's ass about. And now you've got her sat upstairs selling business advice haha ffs.
I have a daughter myself hence why I'm voicing my disgust at your vile behaviour.
P.s get ya kids teacher of ya Instagram for ya kids sake you sick cunt

 

[Ninetiesbitxh]

Couple of weird things on their profiles..

Madison’s captioned her picture where she’s stood in front of his Range Rover “The Real Boss ” and then he’s mentioned her turning up to their wedding in a festival outfit on his stories ‍.

He’s then posted saying he’s dying with a cough then gone on to post him and Maddie in the gym.. going shopping etc etc. Pretty sure you should get a Covid test..

UBV’s new “thing” for engagement at the minute seems to be mental health. I’d never knock anyone for sharing or seeking help but he said “if you’ve read my guides you’ll know about my struggles with mental health.” Eh??? It’s a guide on how to wash cars not your autobiography

 

[Manonthemoon]

Idiot