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So long as there are no more Temu hauls
. Madam could always become a Next ambassador with all the stuff she buys and never returns. There’s gotta be something in the pipeline. As I said before they both mentioned doing a promotion. Madam thought Deleto was going to do it the day they went to Tesco’s in the electrically defunct MH but he said he couldn’t be bothered doing it that day - nothing new there then There are things we learned about the Travel Trolls in recent videos:
Mazzy is registered with a doctor's practice in Skegness. They went there in the van for Mazzy to pick up her "medicayshun." And Dan, who brags about never going to a doctor, says he's thinking of registering there too. Makes you wonder if they give the Nurseries as their address, even though it's not officially where they live.
Dan says he thinks "How Not to Get Pregnant" is a subject that should be taught in schools but isn't. (From one of their games, a set of cards with interesting questions to ask) And even though he didn't come out and say it, we now know the reason why he got married. Of course, his marriage took place in 2000, when he was 26, so you'd think he'd have figured it out by then. Dealing with social media came up, another irony, since they make their living on Social Media.
Mazzy expressed regret for dropping out of school. "As you know, I left school early, which I probably shouldn't have done." And she wished she'd learned how to measure stuff like food and curtains.
As for hygienic blunders, Dan keeps all the bits of his games in the same red bag the raw chicken came in. I suppose Mazzy washed it out. But it's still a bag that had raw chicken in it.
Finally, there were four little black things on the coffee table next Mazzy's cup. They looked like bugs, but they turned out to be her false eyelashes. I don't want to think about what contaminants have crawled onto those things that will be attached to here eyes very soon. Oh well, it is what it is.
Yes, I will keep on watching the Trolls. I live in the US and with the tit show we have going on here, Dan and Mazzy are a welcome distraction.
Mazzy is registered with a doctor's practice in Skegness. They went there in the van for Mazzy to pick up her "medicayshun." And Dan, who brags about never going to a doctor, says he's thinking of registering there too. Makes you wonder if they give the Nurseries as their address, even though it's not officially where they live.
Dan says he thinks "How Not to Get Pregnant" is a subject that should be taught in schools but isn't. (From one of their games, a set of cards with interesting questions to ask) And even though he didn't come out and say it, we now know the reason why he got married. Of course, his marriage took place in 2000, when he was 26, so you'd think he'd have figured it out by then. Dealing with social media came up, another irony, since they make their living on Social Media.
Mazzy expressed regret for dropping out of school. "As you know, I left school early, which I probably shouldn't have done." And she wished she'd learned how to measure stuff like food and curtains.
As for hygienic blunders, Dan keeps all the bits of his games in the same red bag the raw chicken came in. I suppose Mazzy washed it out. But it's still a bag that had raw chicken in it.
Finally, there were four little black things on the coffee table next Mazzy's cup. They looked like bugs, but they turned out to be her false eyelashes. I don't want to think about what contaminants have crawled onto those things that will be attached to here eyes very soon. Oh well, it is what it is.
Yes, I will keep on watching the Trolls. I live in the US and with the tit show we have going on here, Dan and Mazzy are a welcome distraction.
Thanks for giving us a breakdown of the latest vlog. Saves me from watching - not that I have been lately, mostly look at the watched numbers which are going down - I wonder why??
It couldn't possibly be due to the fascinating content they work so hard to provide for us.
Like Dan, I blame YouTube's algorithm.
OK, maybe the content could use a bit of improvement. But it's still YouTube's fault.
Thank you @Judy5cents for taking one for the team
If it makes you feel any better, you're not alone. We also have a tit show here in the UK.
The sleaze over here is sickening and depressing, regardless of 'investigations ' I think we all know what the outcome will be, the slippery feckers will worm their way out of it with the expensive lawyers.
If ordinary citizens were accused of similar or lesser crimes, they wouldn't be able to name a date to go into the police station for interview, there would be a dawn raid and a battering ram breaking down the door. Also, they have had months to dispose/move any incriminating evidence. When they walk away, they will shamelessly brazen it out, and move onto lucrative positions.
There really is low life in high places.
Political rant over.
Views are slipping.
The only one I watched was the 'He tried to fix it.. worst maintenance fail ever!', remember the shower door didn't shut right? turns out the plastic seal on the edge of the door just needed sliding up a bit. The door was only held on by one hinge at one point before he realised what the fix actually was.
The only one I watched was the 'He tried to fix it.. worst maintenance fail ever!', remember the shower door didn't shut right? turns out the plastic seal on the edge of the door just needed sliding up a bit. The door was only held on by one hinge at one point before he realised what the fix actually was.
See the coke is back on the table in the last couple of vlogs ..
Yes, the Diet Coke is back and has been for some time. Mazzy just doesn't mention it.
As the designated viewer for the group, here are the highlights (or low lights, as it was their usual video about nothing) from Thursday's vlog.
The biggest surprise was that Dan mentioned the daughter he left behind in Germany. When one of the viewers suggested self-defense should be taught in schools, Dan said "My 12 year old daughter has a black belt in karate." Which shows he does keep in touch with her, at least enough to know she's taking karate classes. And he's proud of her.
Doesn't change my opinion of him, but it's good to know.
The real big laugh came at the end of the vlog when they talked about going to the zoo. They used the word "zoo" at least ten times, until Dan realized what he was saying and corrected it to "wildlife center." He added that they don't like the word "zoo." If you look up the Lincolnshire Wildlife Park, you see a picture of a tiger behind a wire fence. Definitely a zoo. Don't know how they're going to spin that when they film it. "They're not in cages, they're in enclosures!"
Dan got a new head for his electric razor, and spent five or six minutes talking about shaving. And of course Mazzy had to say "Buy cheap, buy twice" a few times.
Then he made a waffle out of leftover mashed potatoes with the waffle iron. I think it was the first time I've seen him eat an entire serving of something cooked in that kitchen. They made food that was actually edible. He wiped his hands on his pants and hoodie several times in the preparation. Hey, it's just mashed potatoes and olive oil, not chicken guts.
Then they played a new game (is there no end to all the games they can find to play for "content?") in which Dan described a picture of a person and Mazzy tried to drew it as he described it. ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Can't wait until they go to the zoo--uh Wildife Center.
As the designated viewer for the group, here are the highlights (or low lights, as it was their usual video about nothing) from Thursday's vlog.
The biggest surprise was that Dan mentioned the daughter he left behind in Germany. When one of the viewers suggested self-defense should be taught in schools, Dan said "My 12 year old daughter has a black belt in karate." Which shows he does keep in touch with her, at least enough to know she's taking karate classes. And he's proud of her.
Doesn't change my opinion of him, but it's good to know.
The real big laugh came at the end of the vlog when they talked about going to the zoo. They used the word "zoo" at least ten times, until Dan realized what he was saying and corrected it to "wildlife center." He added that they don't like the word "zoo." If you look up the Lincolnshire Wildlife Park, you see a picture of a tiger behind a wire fence. Definitely a zoo. Don't know how they're going to spin that when they film it. "They're not in cages, they're in enclosures!"
Dan got a new head for his electric razor, and spent five or six minutes talking about shaving. And of course Mazzy had to say "Buy cheap, buy twice" a few times.
Then he made a waffle out of leftover mashed potatoes with the waffle iron. I think it was the first time I've seen him eat an entire serving of something cooked in that kitchen. They made food that was actually edible. He wiped his hands on his pants and hoodie several times in the preparation. Hey, it's just mashed potatoes and olive oil, not chicken guts.
Then they played a new game (is there no end to all the games they can find to play for "content?") in which Dan described a picture of a person and Mazzy tried to drew it as he described it. ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Can't wait until they go to the zoo--uh Wildife Center.
@Judy5cents, many thanks for taking at least one for the team and writing it up so we don’t have to watch them.
I haven’t watched the travel trolls since the bloody awful birthday cry baby video because I have been busy. Anyway, the paint has now dried so I should be available to waste time watching travel trolls videos again.
The thing is that I feel I have now broken the habit of watching them; I don’t miss their drivel; I don’t miss his jokes; I don’t miss her crappy cooking or screeching; I don’t miss the vacuous so-called content. I don't miss those stupid spidery eyelashes blinking up and down.
I do miss shouting “you lazy b***ards, you stupid sods, you incompetent t**t” etc at the TV. I missed them talking about going to the zoo, but they probably won’t go anyway.
I will force myself to watch them again, but not tonight.
I haven’t watched the travel trolls since the bloody awful birthday cry baby video because I have been busy. Anyway, the paint has now dried so I should be available to waste time watching travel trolls videos again.
The thing is that I feel I have now broken the habit of watching them; I don’t miss their drivel; I don’t miss his jokes; I don’t miss her crappy cooking or screeching; I don’t miss the vacuous so-called content. I don't miss those stupid spidery eyelashes blinking up and down.
I do miss shouting “you lazy b***ards, you stupid sods, you incompetent t**t” etc at the TV. I missed them talking about going to the zoo, but they probably won’t go anyway.
I will force myself to watch them again, but not tonight.
@mrsfeather Its a dirty job but somebody's got to do it.
Thanks Judy5Cents, for watching for us, it’s been at least a month since I’ve watched - not that I’ll swear off forever because sometimes I read something here that’s intriguing & off I go reaching for the remote. (And I’m with you, too Judy - they are a distract from the insanity over here…or over there).
Speaking of the frightening eyelashes, my daughter wears them occasionally & once she took them off, stuck them on the shower door & forgot them. Needless to say, I thought they were spiders & had to get my hubby to go check them out. Imagine my embarrassment when he brought them out in his hand & asked, “is this what you were afraid of?”.
Someone posted a long while back the link to Dan’s blog (back in the day before vlogs) & he was living in Germany, learned of the impending baby. Didn’t seem terribly happy about it at that time so it’s good to hear he’s got some contact & is proud of the daughter.
Speaking of the frightening eyelashes, my daughter wears them occasionally & once she took them off, stuck them on the shower door & forgot them. Needless to say, I thought they were spiders & had to get my hubby to go check them out. Imagine my embarrassment when he brought them out in his hand & asked, “is this what you were afraid of?”.
Someone posted a long while back the link to Dan’s blog (back in the day before vlogs) & he was living in Germany, learned of the impending baby. Didn’t seem terribly happy about it at that time so it’s good to hear he’s got some contact & is proud of the daughter.
Either that or buy another static.
RANT
I don’t know if you’re all aware that mazzy’s palate is so refined it puts her on par with a Michelin Starred Chef last night she produced a vlog that partly involved cooking a pasta sauce out of a jar .
The sauce was a tomato feta and basil . She opened it! Then said to Dan NO this won´t go with minced beef its a tuna pasta sauce!
What!! She then proceeds to add some additional ingredientces Including chorizo ( also salty)without tasting she questioned did it need seasoning? Then added salt?
Surely anyone with half a brain knows feta is salty, by not tasting it it could of well been over seasoned .
Just another example of know it all know nothing ! Which btw applies to them both .
I personally think The know it alls know nothing at the nurseries is a strong contender for the next new thread.
I don’t know if you’re all aware that mazzy’s palate is so refined it puts her on par with a Michelin Starred Chef
last night she produced a vlog that partly involved cooking a pasta sauce out of a jar .The sauce was a tomato feta and basil . She opened it! Then said to Dan NO this won´t go with minced beef its a tuna pasta sauce!
What!! She then proceeds to add some additional ingredientces
Including chorizo ( also salty)without tasting she questioned did it need seasoning? Then added salt?Surely anyone with half a brain knows feta is salty, by not tasting it it could of well been over seasoned .
Just another example of know it all know nothing ! Which btw applies to them both .
I personally think The know it alls know nothing at the nurseries is a strong contender for the next new thread.
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OK, I gave in and endured the vlog called “He Tried To Fix It… WORST Maintenance Fail EVER” and what did I learn? Here is a list of things that I learned.
“Let us know in the comments below."
- The doorbell is useless. He bought one that doesn’t have a sounder inside the hutch so the only person who can hear the bell is the person on the doorstep ringing the bell! Anyone inside is oblivious to visitors unless the visitor knocks on the door so defeating the purpose of a doorbell.
- It’s hot in the hutch. Could that be because they have rotisserie on full blast to burn a “super extra large” chicken? Maybe “super extra large” is too big for the rotisserie as those wings looked like they had been cremated. I don’t know how big “super extra large” would be, but my better half and I usually buy the Tesco medium chicken which is more than enough for the 2 of us. I’ve never seen a ”super extra large” chicken in Tesco, but I will keep looking.
- Dan was shattered but he doesn’t know why. Nor do we Dan, you only walked to the garden and back. It’s not as though you have 5 acres to wander around.
- They fixed the shower door! She certainly had a better idea how to fix it than he did. It turned out to be such a simple fix, but gave him the opportunity to show us that he “has all the gear but no idea”. We knew that anyway.
- He’s cooking some slop by heating a jar of sauce. But wait a minute, she has just cooked a “super extra large” chicken for the both of them. What happened to that? Did it end up in the bin; was it cremated beyond edible? Why is there no “super extra large” chicken rotisserie cooking vlog? Do they have a “super extra large” bin?
- He’s still reading out crap jokes just to pad out the video.
“Let us know in the comments below."
In her latest vlog, Mazzy prepared the topping for one of the pasta dishes that Dan was so keen on making until he tried doing it and now he can't be bothered.
As always, she made a huge amount of meat and sauce, which she divided into single portions for Dan to eat later.
And as always, there's enough in each single portion to feed a family of four. I expect she won't be eating any if it, opting for her usual chicken wrap.
Who puts canned tuna in tomato sauce? (It would definitely have to be canned, as I can't see them ordering fresh tuna from a seafood counter). I suppose it's a thing, but sounds unappetizing to me. The only tuna pasta dish I can think of is that old standby, Tuna Noodle Casserole, made with a can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom Soup. And of course, tuna and noodles.
Then she cleaned out the kitchen cabinets. I suppose in her next vlog she'll organize Dan's sock drawer. And then it will be paint drying.
We were shocked and amazed to see that she had a food thermometer hidden in the cabinet. She really should try using it. Her next roast beef meal might actually be edible.
As always, she made a huge amount of meat and sauce, which she divided into single portions for Dan to eat later.
And as always, there's enough in each single portion to feed a family of four. I expect she won't be eating any if it, opting for her usual chicken wrap.
Who puts canned tuna in tomato sauce? (It would definitely have to be canned, as I can't see them ordering fresh tuna from a seafood counter). I suppose it's a thing, but sounds unappetizing to me. The only tuna pasta dish I can think of is that old standby, Tuna Noodle Casserole, made with a can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom Soup. And of course, tuna and noodles.
Then she cleaned out the kitchen cabinets. I suppose in her next vlog she'll organize Dan's sock drawer. And then it will be paint drying.
We were shocked and amazed to see that she had a food thermometer hidden in the cabinet. She really should try using it. Her next roast beef meal might actually be edible.
Their views are slowly going down still - only one over 10,000 in the past two weeks.
A riveting vlog as always based on them venturing outside the static for a 5 minute walk down the lane 