SmotPoker29
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Helllllo ladies, I'm sorry I wasn't able to make a new thread! My almost four month old is giving me a run for my money 
So to recap thread #61 (and forgive me as Trashy has blocked me on my main account and burner so some of this might not be factual - just going based off of the screenshots posted on Tattle)
Tracy has finally posted Crableg Papi, Crabby Daddy, Mr. Krabs, Craberto on her IG and she is still trying to sell this "I only post what I want you to see" narrative. No Pearl, you post everything and then think you got one off when we misinterpret something. It doesn't matter that we get stuff wrong occasionally (and by occasionally I mean we're usually right 97% of the time), what matters is that you are still 14 in a 34 year olds body. Bragging about FINALLY having a boyfriend that lets you post his actual face... buuuut not without filtering it first. Trying to be mYsTeRiOuS and sEcReTiVe when everyone knows exactly what you do and when you do it.
Tracy showed up to Thanksgiving dinner and I guess the theme was Great Value Version of Baby One More Time by Britney Spears. Wait for Christmas when the theme will be Great Value Oops I Did It Again where Tracy will don a red skin tight pleather jumpsuit courtesy of Princess Armor, of course. At least the kids looked reasonably dressed but I still don't think they own winter coats, hats, or gloves. Should we make a GoFundMe for them? It's getting cold here in Jersey and if it were up to Tracy, she'd let the kids go to school in tank tops and shorts all year round.
The Crab Conquerer is now getting promoted to Crabpa which means if he falls for Tracy's trap and marries her, she will be a mom of three and crabma of one. How cute, a whole little crustacean family.
Corey 1.0 has said that if Tracy has Crab Leg Daddy around the kids, he's going to be mad. So who wants to bet the kids have already met him and Corey has no idea?
I think Momma Maloney is getting sick of Tracy's shit especially now that she has a new boo. Tracy's parents were probably expecting her to finally be a mom to her kids after her 34th birthday only to find out now she's acting like a freshman in school who just got kissed for the first time. How long until mommy and daddy stop supporting her? I bet Crabpa won't like the extra hours on the pier catching more crab to support Trashy's spending habits.. but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, am I right?
Her followers are dwindling and she's already under 528,500. Will we finally see her follower count hit 527K? Maybe. But we all know 500K of that is still inactive accounts or bots.
It's been my pleasure recapping yet another thread where nothing changes.
So to recap thread #61 (and forgive me as Trashy has blocked me on my main account and burner so some of this might not be factual - just going based off of the screenshots posted on Tattle)
Tracy has finally posted Crableg Papi, Crabby Daddy, Mr. Krabs, Craberto on her IG and she is still trying to sell this "I only post what I want you to see" narrative. No Pearl, you post everything and then think you got one off when we misinterpret something. It doesn't matter that we get stuff wrong occasionally (and by occasionally I mean we're usually right 97% of the time), what matters is that you are still 14 in a 34 year olds body. Bragging about FINALLY having a boyfriend that lets you post his actual face... buuuut not without filtering it first. Trying to be mYsTeRiOuS and sEcReTiVe when everyone knows exactly what you do and when you do it.
Tracy showed up to Thanksgiving dinner and I guess the theme was Great Value Version of Baby One More Time by Britney Spears. Wait for Christmas when the theme will be Great Value Oops I Did It Again where Tracy will don a red skin tight pleather jumpsuit courtesy of Princess Armor, of course. At least the kids looked reasonably dressed but I still don't think they own winter coats, hats, or gloves. Should we make a GoFundMe for them? It's getting cold here in Jersey and if it were up to Tracy, she'd let the kids go to school in tank tops and shorts all year round.
The Crab Conquerer is now getting promoted to Crabpa which means if he falls for Tracy's trap and marries her, she will be a mom of three and crabma of one. How cute, a whole little crustacean family.
Corey 1.0 has said that if Tracy has Crab Leg Daddy around the kids, he's going to be mad. So who wants to bet the kids have already met him and Corey has no idea?
I think Momma Maloney is getting sick of Tracy's shit especially now that she has a new boo. Tracy's parents were probably expecting her to finally be a mom to her kids after her 34th birthday only to find out now she's acting like a freshman in school who just got kissed for the first time. How long until mommy and daddy stop supporting her? I bet Crabpa won't like the extra hours on the pier catching more crab to support Trashy's spending habits.. but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, am I right?
Her followers are dwindling and she's already under 528,500. Will we finally see her follower count hit 527K? Maybe. But we all know 500K of that is still inactive accounts or bots.
It's been my pleasure recapping yet another thread where nothing changes.
” and they keep disappearing 
