I’m going to have to ban my partner from watching his tit down stairs they make me so annoyed
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'I told you guys I'm not going to waste your time talking about the secret project'
*Mentions it every video*
One day he won't put his child in a stuphid situation for a clip.
*Mentions it every video*
One day he won't put his child in a stuphid situation for a clip.
Poor Alfie covered in snot while his dad bounces him up and down on his knee, can barely keep his head up. Hold him properly in a nice dark room and comfort him Tom he's clearly not well you a!
'Lydia cooks every night and I do the washing up'
*proceeds to put dishes in dishwasher*
Technically banned and not.
Banned in Northern Ireland, parts of Scotland and businesses are banned from having one in England and Wales. Old Victorian sewage pipes that can't handle food.
A cake for 2.6mil. He gets about a 10th of that on views. Youtube will probably do a purge soon and he'll loose thousands.
Also secret project mention not even 5 minutes in. Same as yesterday.
And tomorrow's will be probably full of it because looks like he's signed. Well he tweeted out a piece of paper and a pen emoji/s
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Also secret project mention not even 5 minutes in. Same as yesterday.
And tomorrow's will be probably full of it because looks like he's signed. Well he tweeted out a piece of paper and a pen emoji/s
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And he's about to get worse.I’m going to have to ban my partner from watching his tit down stairs they make me so annoyed
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I swear to god if the secret project is just a patch of land/old building for him to destroy, he’s royally ducked over his viewers. I can’t think what else it could be? Unless he’s bought a new house to renovate? But then, what about the house next door? Hmmm
It has to be more than that if he talking about it changing his families lives, has to be some sort of business prospects there
He's always saying stuff like that.
It's probably just an old farm and land that he will duck up with dirt bikes and say he could create his own festival/rent out the land for festivals.
'think about it guys a huge stage here, tents over there in that field. Can get local bands to play. Can get other you tubers such as the sidemen to make appearances and meet you guys'
I guess we'll find out today because he signed the contract yesterday.
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There was some weird colour correction on yesterdays vlog because that woman's face wasn't that read in a photo he put in his Instagram story.
Don't forget he likes to exaggerate and makes things more exciting than they actually are. In his mind, changing his families life is being able to ride a quadbike through some puddles.
The way he's been talking it just Sounds like it's an old farm and land
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'it's therapy you guys. My family can just come out here, ride a few quads, bikes and forget about their worries'
Did he say it was gonna benefit the viewers/community or did i make that up?
He says so much he probably did.
He will have definitely said it would benefit viewers because he'd be able to do so much content etc.
Alfie Deyes used to say that everytime he got a new office, and it never improved the content.
Nah, he never said. People still ask.
It’s so jarring
He paid two cleaners to clean part of his house and it's like they were never there lol
Alfie shouldn't have been in the doctors on Monday. Not maybe going at the end of the week.
Alfie shouldn't have been in the doctors on Monday. Not maybe going at the end of the week.
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