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Thread title is from @Mabels1986
You win a year's subscription to the untested app (at the time of writing its unclear what it's worth because his pricing structure can only be described as 'chaotic and made up') and a crap planner you'll need a wheel barrow to carry around.
Thread summary.
-He fully went on a rant to start the thread. Something or someone set him off the deep end and he had plenty to say about the accusations of him drinking.
Basically, if you accuse him of drinking, poor spelling etc etc he will block and delete you.
I've been polite. His actual words would make a sailor blush.
- 75 hard failed - three tubs of ice cream eaten in one go. Not that he cares. He thinks it's ok. He even had a muffin for breakfast. The clown is still insisting that he's meeting the rules of hard 75.
- in full
mode. Rattling on about the kind of crap that he reads in the self help books he's so fond of that he's stolen from for his app and the 'habit transformation programme.'
He's been backing it up with full on aggressive so called 'tough love' rants. Telling people how they're lazy and making excuses etc. All because he's allegedly got his shit together for a change.
- He decided to call out another social media fitfluencer, Eddie A as an idiot
. You're an embarrassment JtC. It takes one to know one. Eddie isn't for everyone but remind us again why you're somehow qualified to call him or anyone else an idiot?!
- He insisted on doing a family meal prep. Feed four for £40 for a week (his weird Mon to Fri week) and made in 4 hours.
He bigged it up with a Bury market shop and then failed to deliver. Not a single fridge shot or reel to be found. No repetitive sharing. Nothing. Just about how he filmed it on a camera that didn't come out well. Sure John.
Well over a week later he published pics of the food plus the most bizarre menu ever that Tattlers think he'd spent that day quickly cooking up. He's no idea about kids though. They're expected to stay home from school to be near the microwave to reheat the meals he made such as soup.
A single piece of cake for breakfast. It would've been a very hungry week for that family of 4.
He later (much later) admitted he'd chosen meals for his lifestyle which somehow defeats the purpose of a family meal prep.
- Some whiteboard/ board stories. Not had those in a while. He cleaned it off. Then talked about his 2024 goals and his plans to put them on his 'non negotiable' white board (for context, this was weeks ago and by end of December the board was still blank so go figure). He then proceeded to ask people to respond to the engagement questions he's desperately become so fond of - we saw you wipe collaboration off this year's board. You need to up that engagement % John to stand any chance of any type of collaborative working relationship that pays.
He proceeded to rubbish people's goals that got submitted to him and be very mean about it. The true JtC is never far away.
- He kept talking about C. All nostalgic and soft voiced
. She and we have not forgotten how awful and controlling his treatment of her was.
- He says he's putting up a Christmas tree. An engagement poll to put it left or right of the TV. Working hard on his brand right there!
-
App launch news
Preorder this side of Christmas for a bargain one off price of £99 to access something blah. No usp. Stolen recipes etc. Or. You can wait for the January blues and pay £149 for a year of close personal contact with his toxic brand of motivation.
This offer is a one off and never to be repeated because he would sooner turn it off. Of course it would need to go live first in order to do that
Tattlers eagerly await the real app store reviews if they ever happen (and not the couple of fake ones posted ahead of a launch).
- November saw plenty of arrogance and self congratulations on his own weight loss whilst also calling everyone out for their laziness yet without any concept of the meaning of irony, he declared in November there's to be no new meal preps until the new year as he's so busy!!!!! Hysterical when you consider he used to say meal prep gave you back time and set you free to do other things like work and gym. More John the con(tradiction)
- Father Christmas arrived early. He decided to buy Christmas dinner for an insta follower because he's having a day to himself with two kebabs and two cheesecakes (normal day for him if you ask me). He won't give cash but will do an online shop that includes alcohol. Good luck with that the week before Christmas when delivery slots are as rare as rocking horse. He realised this and had a shit draw you couldn't see and said he would dm winners. Not heard of again.
- More time saved by meal prepping his one off during this thread
and he used this time wisely to do a spot of online trolling. A woman called him out for it on Facebook. I'm convinced that he sees this Trolling he does as work because he's at it so often. Twisted.
- He spent a few days fannying with the Christmas tree lights.
- The planner books with the stolen recipes arrived on their slow boat from China.
-Went to Manchester to try on a £660 coat and complained about driving in Manchester then didn't mention the coat again for weeks
- Work on the app continued with stealing recipes and photos. He complained about converting recipes with measurements in cups. Top tip JtC. Test it for yourself and do the work. Also, do it well ahead of a launch and not a couple of weeks before.
- Drove the dog to the groomers. Another day in the life of a hard working man 🥱. He decided to spice it up though by recording himself driving off his driveway . Just another law abiding day, not.
- Meal planners went up on presale. An actual product launch. Well. A sort of half arsed, rushed, get it live kind of launch of his new website and app. Poorly done, very amateur looking and clearly needing refinement. Of course, he set upon anyone that commented on that. But being triggered remains a 'you' thing he says. Can't reflect that view on himself though. One rule for him and another for the rest of the world.
At the time of writing this, the app is £149 for a year but sign up as part of the first 500 and you'll get it for £99. Offer closes at 500 or January, whichever is sooner.
Nice sensible Christmas launch pricing structure when most people are broke.
- The planners went live on the website. He's shilling everything in earnest. The nightly dog walks became more repetitive than ever.
He did however say the app would never be £99 again. He couldn't afford it and he'd sooner turn it off. So even though it's £149 full price - expect it to be £110 for example. It's hardly flying out of the app store as it's a crowded market. Eddie, Sean and others have or will all launch similar.
- He posted the decorated tree. Was done far too well for him to be responsible and indeed, he admitted to having had help. Seems the help is a new lady friend with a dog. Run girl. Before he crushes your spirit and weighs you.
Someone messaged him a little tongue in cheek about the tree content. He went on the attack. Shared the profile on stories. He didn't share the verbal abuse he gave back in DM's though. That's what bullies do. Half a story.
Realising he was coming off badly he turned comments off. Carefully curated to make him look the victim. This bully is especially fond of attacking people in this way. He uses it for entertainment.
All his female followers are apparently a size 22, wear leggings and are lazy - I mean seriously, sweeping generalisations and wildly inaccurate.
- Turns out tree lady is his new girlfriend. He generated a Q&A so he could tell us everything he wanted us to know, including how she's perfect for him because she gets up at 6am. So it effectively means that all the stories he shared about the dog gloating and preening because he got some action were in fact his nasty way of sharing that it was him that got some action.
-He's just sooooo busy. Far too busy to meal prep. He would say it's work. We say different. Gloating about your own weightloss and calling your followers lazy on every single nightly dog walk isn't work.
- A very quick escalation and the new gf moved in for three days on 22/12. He patronisingly said that she had packed so neatly it was a huge green tick for him. All we saw was
in that same post rather than green ticks. So far from running fast in the opposite direction, she moved in for Christmas. They went out for the evening with both dogs. He made sure to show her from the waist down. Trophy gf 2.0 in the making.
Shopping trip to the 'town' of Manchester for the new couple to get his new coat. Back home for him to out someone who messaged to say he should basically be cuddling with his new gf. This turned into him showing her stroking his naked legs . Grim and not for the faint hearted.
Trophy gf 2.0 (TGF 2.0) seems to be going along with him no matter the red flags.
- Christmas. TGF 2.0 turned out to be unseen for the three days of Christmas. Seems she did pack for three days - to stay somewhere else! A wise woman indeed.
So he treated us to a few insights over that period. He pretend combed Fifi. No sign of the dog. Just fur. No sign of the owner.
He ordered a kebab at the stroke of midnight Christmas eve into day.
He got up. Had a daim cheesecake for breakfast and declared it a winner. Ate half a Toblerone cheesecake and declared it shit and said he'd binned the rest. Will watch out for it though as he can't be trusted with the concept of 'the truth'.
- He decided to test his market for 'only fans'?! I joke, but he did indeed go naked but for shorts to show us his body. I'm not going to go all JtC and do any body shaming. I'll let you conjure with your own images if you missed it.
He declared he's gained a stone overnight. Frankly, not shocked between fluid, retention and the sheer weight of the kebabosaurus he ate.
He then ordered two kebabs on Christmas day in a piss poor attempt to make it look like TGF 2.0 was having one of them.
Fun festive fact - He declared his giant kebab to be an eyeballed 5k calories.
- He had a hot shower and tried to convince us he'd only ever cold showered for 75 days. Do better with the lies John. And shower more often.
- He remembered Joan and visited on Christmas day. Then came home to eat more crap, crunching cola cubes etc.
A Christmas miracle on boxing day. TGF 2.0 and Fifi appeared again. Three days later. She packed for three days alright. But not to go to his. Wised up we think.
- He's also weighing daily and showing the scales going up. Stood on them with weights in pockets I think.
- Boxing day. Midnight. And he's a troubled man. Walking the streets where he used to drink and saying he won't drink but has a head full, talking of drink, kids etc etc etc. Home with a big maccies binge which he says is instead of drinking. No sign of TGF 2.0 - Has he been dumped?
Early next morning and more calendar based faux motivation culminating in his offering another 150 places on his unlaunched app at £99 that he was NEVER ever offering at that price ever again.
- Never lazy
, JtC got up and worked from dawn on his app. Reality check - he fannied about for hours, burning his breakfast and finally went into the office at midday. Having entered the twilight zone (also known as abusing people commenting on his posts / asking rational questions on his posts and posting an engagement box on whether his gut looked big in the £600 coat) for the morning he had to cancel his lunch with 'Tracey' due to sheer amount of work he had to do in the afternoon.
- Top tip John. Stop watching Netflix all night. Having a real job would kill this man child. A good hard dose of the real world is what he needs.
Anyway, the hard work was actually buying his own app it seems . TMP
math isn't mathing. His numbers have been all over the place. Whether it's what he thinks his app is worth compared to the price he sells it for or the numbers of discounted £99 places available - he doesn't give consistent maths. All of which suggests that despite what he says, it's slow to shift and he's having a panic drumming up interest and sales. This makes us all think that the untested and as yet to formally launch app is far from ready for market.
Stand by for excuses and angry rants. He did however wish C well with her new business launch but that won't last if clients choose her over him.
- All I'll say is this. 4m followers. And less than 1k discount app sales. Lord Sugar must be quaking in his designer boots in his Florida mansion and on his large yacht.
- seems he may be finishing this thread a single man. TGF 2.0 has not been mentioned in days although weirdly he's posting about her dog whom he refers to as Frank's Gf.
- finishing the thread in a rant, he shared a vile rant about a lady that sent him a message about the dog. She was polite in telling him he needed a seat belt but he pressed the self destruct button by sharing her profile, all the reasons why his actions were fine and finished with a personal attack on her by sharing a photo and saying she needed a bra. Body shaming. How this fool has so many fooled is beyond me.
Fastest thread yet.
Number of meal preps done in the timeline of the last thread - 1 though it's considered unlikely as noted above. More likely to be - 0
Words that he (a best selling author don't you know)often throws around but still can't correctly use in a sentence.
Ill
Procrastinate
Words that he will never ever use:
Sorry
Alcoholic
Therapy
A compilation of forgotten intentions or rarely mentioned to the point of deliverables.
10k meal prep book give away to the NHS
1 million followers 'give away'
Self published third and fourth books
App
Online Qualified nutrition - no sign of the certificate yet
Mentoring a family
121 support @ £200 a head
Podcasts
Buying a house
Building his own home in the Highlands
Meal prep outlets
New purchasing decisions that made stories but will fade away in due course:
Ferrari
Second Rolex
Campervan of his own
Canada goose coat
You win a year's subscription to the untested app (at the time of writing its unclear what it's worth because his pricing structure can only be described as 'chaotic and made up') and a crap planner you'll need a wheel barrow to carry around.
Thread summary.
-He fully went on a rant to start the thread. Something or someone set him off the deep end and he had plenty to say about the accusations of him drinking.
Basically, if you accuse him of drinking, poor spelling etc etc he will block and delete you.
I've been polite. His actual words would make a sailor blush.
- 75 hard failed - three tubs of ice cream eaten in one go. Not that he cares. He thinks it's ok. He even had a muffin for breakfast. The clown is still insisting that he's meeting the rules of hard 75.
- in full
mode. Rattling on about the kind of crap that he reads in the self help books he's so fond of that he's stolen from for his app and the 'habit transformation programme.' He's been backing it up with full on aggressive so called 'tough love' rants. Telling people how they're lazy and making excuses etc. All because he's allegedly got his shit together for a change.
- He decided to call out another social media fitfluencer, Eddie A as an idiot
. You're an embarrassment JtC. It takes one to know one. Eddie isn't for everyone but remind us again why you're somehow qualified to call him or anyone else an idiot?!- He insisted on doing a family meal prep. Feed four for £40 for a week (his weird Mon to Fri week) and made in 4 hours.
He bigged it up with a Bury market shop and then failed to deliver. Not a single fridge shot or reel to be found. No repetitive sharing. Nothing. Just
about how he filmed it on a camera that didn't come out well. Sure John.Well over a week later he published pics of the food plus the most bizarre menu ever that Tattlers think he'd spent that day quickly cooking up. He's no idea about kids though. They're expected to stay home from school to be near the microwave to reheat the meals he made such as soup.
A single piece of cake for breakfast. It would've been a very hungry week for that family of 4.
He later (much later) admitted he'd chosen meals for his lifestyle which somehow defeats the purpose of a family meal prep.
- Some whiteboard/
board stories. Not had those in a while. He cleaned it off. Then talked about his 2024 goals and his plans to put them on his 'non negotiable' white board (for context, this was weeks ago and by end of December the board was still blank so go figure). He then proceeded to ask people to respond to the engagement questions he's desperately become so fond of - we saw you wipe collaboration off this year's board. You need to up that engagement % John to stand any chance of any type of collaborative working relationship that pays.He proceeded to rubbish people's goals that got submitted to him and be very mean about it. The true JtC is never far away.
- He kept talking about C. All nostalgic and soft voiced
. She and we have not forgotten how awful and controlling his treatment of her was.- He says he's putting up a Christmas tree. An engagement poll to put it left or right of the TV. Working hard on his brand right there!
-
App launch newsPreorder this side of Christmas for a bargain one off price of £99 to access something blah. No usp. Stolen recipes etc. Or. You can wait for the January blues and pay £149 for a year of close personal contact with his toxic brand of motivation.
This offer is a one off and never to be repeated because he would sooner turn it off. Of course it would need to go live first in order to do that
Tattlers eagerly await the real app store reviews if they ever happen (and not the couple of fake ones posted ahead of a launch).
- November saw plenty of arrogance and self congratulations on his own weight loss whilst also calling everyone out for their laziness yet without any concept of the meaning of irony, he declared in November there's to be no new meal preps until the new year as he's so busy!!!!! Hysterical when you consider he used to say meal prep gave you back time and set you free to do other things like work and gym. More John the con(tradiction)
- Father Christmas arrived early. He decided to buy Christmas dinner for an insta follower because he's having a day to himself with two kebabs and two cheesecakes (normal day for him if you ask me). He won't give cash but will do an online shop that includes alcohol. Good luck with that the week before Christmas when delivery slots are as rare as rocking horse
. He realised this and had a shit draw you couldn't see and said he would dm winners. Not heard of again.- More time saved by meal prepping his one off during this thread
and he used this time wisely to do a spot of online trolling. A woman called him out for it on Facebook. I'm convinced that he sees this Trolling he does as work because he's at it so often. Twisted.- He spent a few days fannying with the Christmas tree lights.
- The planner books with the stolen recipes arrived on their slow boat from China.
-Went to Manchester to try on a £660 coat and complained about driving in Manchester then didn't mention the coat again for weeks
- Work on the app continued with stealing recipes and photos. He complained about converting recipes with measurements in cups. Top tip JtC. Test it for yourself and do the work. Also, do it well ahead of a launch and not a couple of weeks before.
- Drove the dog to the groomers. Another day in the life of a hard working man 🥱
. He decided to spice it up though by recording himself driving off his driveway . Just another law abiding day, not.- Meal planners went up on presale. An actual product launch. Well. A sort of half arsed, rushed, get it live kind of launch of his new website and app. Poorly done, very amateur looking and clearly needing refinement. Of course, he set upon anyone that commented on that. But being triggered remains a 'you' thing he says. Can't reflect that view on himself though. One rule for him and another for the rest of the world.
At the time of writing this, the app is £149 for a year but sign up as part of the first 500 and you'll get it for £99. Offer closes at 500 or January, whichever is sooner.
Nice sensible Christmas launch pricing structure when most people are broke.
- The planners went live on the website. He's shilling everything in earnest. The nightly dog walks became more repetitive than ever.
He did however say the app would never be £99 again. He couldn't afford it and he'd sooner turn it off. So even though it's £149 full price - expect it to be £110 for example. It's hardly flying out of the app store as it's a crowded market. Eddie, Sean and others have or will all launch similar.
- He posted the decorated tree. Was done far too well for him to be responsible and indeed, he admitted to having had help. Seems the help is a new lady friend with a dog. Run girl. Before he crushes your spirit and weighs you.
Someone messaged him a little tongue in cheek about the tree content. He went on the attack. Shared the profile on stories. He didn't share the verbal abuse he gave back in DM's though. That's what bullies do. Half a story.
Realising he was coming off badly he turned comments off. Carefully curated to make him look the victim. This bully is especially fond of attacking people in this way. He uses it for entertainment.
All his female followers are apparently a size 22, wear leggings and are lazy - I mean seriously, sweeping generalisations and wildly inaccurate.
- Turns out tree lady is his new girlfriend. He generated a Q&A so he could tell us everything he wanted us to know, including how she's perfect for him because she gets up at 6am. So it effectively means that all the stories he shared about the dog gloating and preening because he got some action were in fact his nasty way of sharing that it was him that got some action.
-He's just sooooo busy. Far too busy to meal prep. He would say it's work. We say different. Gloating about your own weightloss and calling your followers lazy on every single nightly dog walk isn't work.
- A very quick escalation and the new gf moved in for three days on 22/12. He patronisingly said that she had packed so neatly it was a huge green tick for him. All we saw was
in that same post rather than green ticks. So far from running fast in the opposite direction, she moved in for Christmas. They went out for the evening with both dogs. He made sure to show her from the waist down. Trophy gf 2.0 in the making.Shopping trip to the 'town'
of Manchester for the new couple to get his new coat. Back home for him to out someone who messaged to say he should basically be cuddling with his new gf. This turned into him showing her stroking his naked legs . Grim and not for the faint hearted.Trophy gf 2.0 (TGF 2.0) seems to be going along with him no matter the red flags.
- Christmas. TGF 2.0 turned out to be unseen for the three days of Christmas. Seems she did pack for three days - to stay somewhere else! A wise woman indeed.
So he treated us to a few insights over that period. He pretend combed Fifi. No sign of the dog. Just fur. No sign of the owner.
He ordered a kebab at the stroke of midnight Christmas eve into day.
He got up. Had a daim cheesecake for breakfast and declared it a winner. Ate half a Toblerone cheesecake and declared it shit and said he'd binned the rest. Will watch out for it though as he can't be trusted with the concept of 'the truth'.
- He decided to test his market for 'only fans'?!
I joke, but he did indeed go naked but for shorts to show us his body. I'm not going to go all JtC and do any body shaming. I'll let you conjure with your own images if you missed it.He declared he's gained a stone overnight. Frankly, not shocked between fluid, retention and the sheer weight of the kebabosaurus he ate.
He then ordered two kebabs on Christmas day in a piss poor attempt to make it look like TGF 2.0 was having one of them.
Fun festive fact - He declared his giant kebab to be an eyeballed 5k calories.
- He had a hot shower and tried to convince us he'd only ever cold showered for 75 days. Do better with the lies John. And shower more often.
- He remembered Joan and visited on Christmas day. Then came home to eat more crap, crunching cola cubes etc.
A Christmas miracle on boxing day. TGF 2.0 and Fifi appeared again. Three days later
. She packed for three days alright. But not to go to his. Wised up we think.- He's also weighing daily and showing the scales going up. Stood on them with weights in pockets I think.
- Boxing day. Midnight. And he's a troubled man. Walking the streets where he used to drink and saying he won't drink but has a head full, talking of drink, kids etc etc etc. Home with a big maccies binge which he says is instead of drinking. No sign of TGF 2.0 - Has he been dumped?
Early next morning and more calendar based faux motivation
culminating in his offering another 150 places on his unlaunched app at £99 that he was NEVER ever offering at that price ever again.- Never lazy
, JtC got up and worked from dawn on his app. Reality check - he fannied about for hours, burning his breakfast and finally went into the office at midday. Having entered the twilight zone (also known as abusing people commenting on his posts / asking rational questions on his posts and posting an engagement box on whether his gut looked big in the £600 coat) for the morning he had to cancel his lunch with 'Tracey' due to sheer amount of work he had to do in the afternoon.- Top tip John. Stop watching Netflix all night. Having a real job would kill this man child. A good hard dose of the real world is what he needs.
Anyway, the hard work was actually buying his own app it seems . TMP
math isn't mathing. His numbers have been all over the place. Whether it's what he thinks his app is worth compared to the price he sells it for or the numbers of discounted £99 places available - he doesn't give consistent maths. All of which suggests that despite what he says, it's slow to shift and he's having a panic drumming up interest and sales. This makes us all think that the untested and as yet to formally launch app is far from ready for market.Stand by for excuses and angry rants. He did however wish C well with her new business launch but that won't last if clients choose her over him.
- All I'll say is this. 4m followers. And less than 1k discount app sales. Lord Sugar must be quaking in his designer boots in his Florida mansion and on his large yacht.
- seems he may be finishing this thread a single man. TGF 2.0 has not been mentioned in days although weirdly he's posting about her dog whom he refers to as Frank's Gf.
- finishing the thread in a rant, he shared a vile rant about a lady that sent him a message about the dog. She was polite in telling him he needed a seat belt but he pressed the self destruct button by sharing her profile, all the reasons why his actions were fine and finished with a personal attack on her by sharing a photo and saying she needed a bra. Body shaming. How this fool has so many fooled is beyond me.
Fastest thread yet.
Number of meal preps done in the timeline of the last thread - 1 though it's considered unlikely as noted above. More likely to be - 0
Words that he (a best selling author don't you know)often throws around but still can't correctly use in a sentence.
Ill
Procrastinate
Words that he will never ever use:
Sorry
Alcoholic
Therapy
A compilation of forgotten intentions or rarely mentioned to the point of deliverables.
10k meal prep book give away to the NHS
1 million followers 'give away'
Self published third and fourth books
App
Online Qualified nutrition - no sign of the certificate yet
Mentoring a family
121 support @ £200 a head
Podcasts
Buying a house
Building his own home in the Highlands
Meal prep outlets
New purchasing decisions that made stories but will fade away in due course:
Ferrari
Second Rolex
Campervan of his own
Canada goose coat
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