TMPK #26 A new era 😲

[Defiantlyshorizo]

Do you think compo has been out on his bike cycling up Preston dicks ringing his bell ? What man of his age wears tracksuit bottoms tucked into long socks ?
actually didn’t compo wear his trousers inside his socks

 

[gogogal]

If only he knew!!

Where is everyone? Did they give up on him?

 

[Finally Arrived]

He's the gift that keeps on giving recently isn't he!
Two gorgeous planks of wood 🪵 🪓
Ordered by a plank of wood. 🪾

Had to be ordered for delivery of course.
Because they were carved from the walnut trees of Madagascar ..... And Varnished with the tears of a blind snow leopard.

(Will be available on Vinted in 10-12 weeks)

 

[Shielder2021]

Quality gold

Hello hello

 

[DoodlebugMomma]

So all the veggies get cut up separately, put into separate containers, but then all mixed together in burritos? As usual he's done a make-work project to look productive.
No wonder simple meal preps take him all day.

 

[Defiantlyshorizo]

I can’t post a link to anything however the people that have commented lately have never posted on any of his threads before therefore weren’t active contributors so links will not be sent

 

[Defiantlyshorizo]

She’s desperate & weak . I hate to see that in a woman . Imagine at their age that this is your life playing stupid games like this

 

[Defiantlyshorizo]

So if this voice message is the 1st July then why go & celebrate his sobriety

 

[Finally Arrived]

That is absolutely disgusting on all levels.
Let's try and forget his man tit for a minute (memory bleach needed desperately)

He never trained that dog properly. Just used to scream at him and throw him in the tiny dog jail at the rental. No wonder he's pissing everywhere with no training and no routine at all!
It's easier to just stick a nappy on him than drag your arse out of bed before lunchtime, right John!?
He honestly makes me sick!

 

[Finally Arrived]

Was it even a freebie? He's done next to no advertising about it?! More fool the company of they did give it for free!

What happened to putting the whole thing on YouTube for the benefit of the haters??!!

I actually highly doubt it was free. He always blags he's got free stuff because he thinks it makes him look successful.
I imagine he's paid for a cheap deal, and that's why he's got crap results.

 

[Shielder2021]

Hello tattle friends. Jonny is bullshitting again. He can say this line when he's driving "I ain't going on no plane fool" To mummy when he next needs her

 

[Defiantlyshorizo]

Insta versus reality . He loves a bit of AI & filters . I have never known a man to pose like this for a photo , never mind use it as a profile pic . Think John has something to tell us

 

[lacie121]

Don’t worry all who thought he’d fail again at “doing what he said he would” and / or actually meal prepping and not regurgitating the same old deals, we have a development on today’s “meal prep”………he made himself breakfast, Ali breakfast for one! Wow amazing meal prepping from the king himself this week again! there you go peeps

 

[DoodlebugMomma]

How John filters and photoshops himself to look, compared to how he truly looks in real life unfiltered when he isn't posing for the camera .

 

[justsayin861]

With that pose and the way he minces when walking, you'd think he was trying to get a new man in his life

 

[Finally Arrived]

I'm actually concerned for him, with only these two reprobates for role models.

 

[Finally Arrived]

Jesus there really is a lid for every jar! I would say they deserve each other but the over sharing of that poor little boy irks me.

I think you mean a lid for every pot!
Crackpots, the pair of 'em

But yeah... It's very sad for the boy. He does seem like a lovely kid, but he's gonna grow up with lots of issues under John's influence.

 

[Finally Arrived]

Let's not forget what loves young dream was saying about her a few months ago.
While she was faking pregnancy like a 15 year old would to keep Sammy-spot face down the park interested.

 

[Shielder2021]

So M is a stalker ? He wants nothing more to do with her ? But he picks her up & drops her when he pleases . Took her white water rafting & now once again a week later he’s calling her a maniac . Nice to see M finally biting back . Who’s the stalker now John ?

I don't know who is the bigger idiot

 

[Modette52]

What makes me laugh is how he is allegedly training with his personal trainer, only eating burritos and fruit blah blah, but he never looks any different!! Always posts the same 2 old photos and it winds me up how uneducated he is about mounjaro, he literally has no clue what he is talking about!!