Things you would like invented

[Gembo]

A machine that washes, dries and straightens my hair while I sit and watch tv!

 

[Justwishfulthinking]

A machine where you lie down and nap but had the effect of toning body. X

 

[Prefrontalmedialcortex]

A time machine so I could go back in time and relive precious moments with people who are no longer here.

 

[VickyLou]

Chocolate that has practically zero calories!

 

[WilmaHun]

A fast forward button so I could fast forward bad days and workdays and a pause button so I could pause and enjoy the moment when things are going good

 

[Captainmouse]

A gadget that when you press a button, de-activates the engines of illegal escooters on the pavement

 

[Definitely Maybe]

Door mats that clean and disinfect the soles of shoes so you can safely walk in them inside the house !

 

[Piff paff puff]

A perfume that changes its scent everyday.
I can never finish a bottle no matter how much I like it at the beginning, I get bored of it before I'm a third through

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Fat melting soap. For those hard to budge bits

 

[Glamourelle]

A device that lets you download your dreams because some of mine are so bizarre!

 

[jaymie]

A skin care that does everything, no individual toner, serum, oil, moisturiser, just one magic bottle

 

[MyJunk]

A catflap which can detect when the cat is carrying a mouse into the house - it should automatically lock - I'm on mouse alert every day

 

[GingerSquirrel]

It could offer advice as well like "WTF have you got on now , no , go away and change I won't have you leaving the house looking like that"

That was invented when I was a teenager. It was called My Father. The original model is still available, but would be classed as an antique (or more politely ‘vintage’) now

 

[CarolLO]

Door mats that clean and disinfect the soles of shoes so you can safely walk in them inside the house !

You can find on Amazon, they’re called shoe sanitizer mat

 

[ellzlouelc]

contact lenses that when you blink hard they take a picture of what you’re looking at, sometimes getting your phone out just isn’t convenient.
lockers that hold your shopping bags (in the middle of a shopping centre for example), so that you don’t have to carry around all the bags.
0 calorie pringles

 

[under the ivy]

Calorie free chocolate and sweets

 

[HowlOwl]

Spectacles which can automatically focus on whatever you are looking at.

 

[Hbirdette]

A dummy which doesn’t fall out of my babys mouth every. five. seconds.

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

A machine which I could step into and just be dressed and ready for the day.

 

[TripleC's]

Hindsight glasses , you can see hindsight when you wear them ,

although they are not varifocal so not advised to try and read or watch TV with them on , I would have to invent a warning label that could be read while wearing these glasses i suppose, so it would simply say

"warning these have not been invented for use of reading or seeing something in the distance , spectacles have already been invented for that, these are purely used for seeing hindsight , perhaps wear them to see in hindsight how you get on wearing normal spectacles for TV or books ,,, ,,, see normal spectacles are much better"

my invention is not to be misused , I must insist that my hindsight glasses are not worn as part of a robbery disguise or to maim or pimp another human

Anyway that's my invention , I'm asking for £3 million for 5% of the business.

a mirror that suggests what to wear with a item you already have on.
shoes that grow/adjust to your feet!

It could offer advice as well like "WTF have you got on now , no , go away and change I won't have you leaving the house looking like that"

Perhaps get gok wan to do the voice , or some other "fashion expert" this morning insists on employing

Spectacles which can automatically focus on whatever you are looking at.

Perhaps we could merge our inventions , I am offering half of my hindsight spectacle business for a 50% stake in your focus spectacle business , that way we can focus hindsight better using only one pair , do yours come in varifocal btw, I think its a winner tbh

"Do you have to have 2 pairs of glasses for seeing hindsight and watching TV, well now you only need one pair with our varifocaled focus vision hindsight spectacles"

I think a starting price of £299 would be ideal