TheTimTracker

[2020planner]

Salvo! WDWNT spots a wild Tim Slacker in the MK.

The lady walking in front of Tom nearly lost her mind seeing Timbo.

To which Tim then likely dove into the nearby bushes when she tried to approach him.

arrgggh...eeek...a human! can...not... have...human...contact...!!! not...even...while...masked....!!!

 

[HomersMumu]

Wow this whole thread is really blasting it if we are near a new thread!
@HomersMumu most of us felt off after a time, I found it more when Jenn was in the videos that things didn't really have a good feeling towards them. But that was more due to how Tim would just stare at Jenn when she was talking and it kind of made me feel a bit uncomfortable considering she kept looking at him for reassurance.

Yeah so true, they seem to have a strange dynamic. From what I've learned from reading this thread I do not doubt that she is a high maintenance person to "do life" with. Also they both are putting on this act of not knowing anything and barely having any life skills. Didn't they seem to be smarter before?? Especially Jenn though, which adds to the feeling of insincerity.

 

[Wendilyn22]

Did anyone else notice the caption for the Epcot Video? ‘After Reopening’ - are they really trying to con us like this?

This video was posted on the 16th July, so Tim either went to Epcot on opening day (15th) - or the day after (16th) and Jenn got the Vlog up the same day.

Sorry to break it to you Tim, but that’s DURING reopening!

They have obviously seen some of the back lash that they said they weren’t going to the opening of the parks, but have repeatedly done so. And are now trying to backtrack and make it look like they weren’t there for opening.

I think anyone would consider being in the parks within a couple weeks of the reopening ‘opening content’ - especially as the parks have been down for 4 months!

First the PO Box, now the ‘Opening-content’ - we need to start calling this pair the BACKtrackers!
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Adam the Woo was at Epcot on it's reopening day, July 15th, so that is the day Tim was there. I guess Jenn is trying to count the cast preview as an actually opening?!

 

[Bangarang0522]

Tim is at Universal, and he is super somber that HHN has been cancelled for 2020, but deep down he seems relieved he doesn't have to vlog it in the middle of a Pandemic.

Tim pandering for comments for peoples opinions on if Busch Gardens will do their Halloween thing or cancel like everyone else.

Tim nervous that there seems to be "a lot" of people at Universal versus Disney.

Tim wants to know if they are going to sell HHN 30 merch at the Tribute Store, or if they will save the merch for next year even though that would be technically HHN 31 if they are going by years not the total number of events.

Tim promoting his old HHN videos for those who will miss HHN this year.

Maybe we will get one of those dopey reenactment videos from their house like they did for the Epcot Festivals where they will make Jenn dress up like some sort of Gargoyle or Succubus to steal the life essence from Tim and Jack$on.

Stupid Tim giving out his super duper secret location of where he would eat at in Universal, now all of his fans will crowd that location pretending to be the Dim Slacker.

Tim walks up to a new crepes stand, that isn't open and wonders how refreshing and delicious each crepe will be. He says whenever they open they will order everything and take it home, because you know crepes are notorious for how well they travel.

Tim spending way too much time looking at the Jurassic Park Coaster wondering what it will be like.

Tim confused since Hagrids has a physical 45 minute wait, and a virtual queue he needs to know what is the correct answer. Turns out the answer is both.

Tim starts to panic around the outside of the Hagrids ride since there is an influx of people.

He was there at 5:15PM for a 6PM closure because they are incapable of doing anything before 1PM.

He seemed to give Disney some props since he said it seemed Universal wasn't enforcing their mask policy of no neck gaiters.

The line crepes are notorious for how well they travel got me. My wife's looking at me like I'm nuts while I laugh hysterically

 

[becbecbec]

I was just thinking why not do what you need to do, then sanitise last before eating!

 

[peteykirch]

So this gem of a video appeared on a suggested watch list from Youtube for me....



Tim complained more about eating a condiment-less hotdog than eating a raw onion.

 

[2020planner]

Yeah them playing dumb asking silly questions that anyone with half a brain could figure out by basic logic and reasoning is one thing that is like nails on a chalkboard for me.

Part of it with Jenn seems she needs constant support and validation so she asks these questions in order to get it. Just watch how often she asks Tim "Is she doing something right/correct?" it's a bit overwhelming.

Tim really loves pointing out stormy clouds that could bring rain. I live in NJ and even I know that Florida gets that 3PM thunderstorm, which is when they tend to go out because well Jenn is the antithesis of a morning person. I remember when they tried to "rope drop" Animal Kingdom to ride Flight of Passage, and it was a complete failure. This is when they were in Sanford, they purposely got up at 5AM, and didn't get to the parking lot a little after 9AM as the park opened, and then complained the entire time that rope dropping is impossible.

Well, I know I forwarded Florida Resident Edits a video of Tim and Jenn drunk at the Boardwalk going to CM only areas, but the channel has yet to use it.

I do recall that Boardwalk video. Not exactly a years'-later Disney vloggers' finest moment. I also recall the rope drop incident. I also remember when they went to a buffet at 11-11:30 a.m. and wondered why breakfast was no longer being served. [?!?]

I think that another exaggeration that would get on my nerves is Jenn's constant talking about how long it takes her to edit videos. (once, she even complained of a new ailment - carpal tunnel syndrome - due to their "aggressive" editing schedule).

Your comment re: the 3 p.m. thunderstorms and my reference to "ominous clouds" would always amaze me because I would be able to tell the time of day Tim was in the parks roughly by the placement of the sun, angle it was hitting certain attractions' exterior, etc. which would then be wrapped up by a rain cloud approaching as he pointed it out for the umpteenth time and scurried out.

He would probably be in the parks for about 3-5 hours tops on any random vlog day (5 may even been too generous), yet Jenn would continually say it would take her anywhere from 10 to 14 hours to edit a video - longer than a typical person's workday!

Highly highly unlikely - and again, only to elicit comments from the viewers about her dedication, hard work, suffering, etc. Reality is - she gets up late (even with Jackson, as evidenced by their Mother's Day vlog), likely does not have good time management skills, and gets sidetracked watching TV, scanning social media, etc.)

All so disingenuous.

 

[RubyRu]

I came across this thread by chance. I was a part time watcher of the Trackers as I love WDW but this has really opened up my eyes about Jenn.

 

[peteykirch]

You would think with a new camera you would look over the manual, or if you dislike manuals you could find a YouTube tutorial about the camera and it's many different functions!
They have more money that sense really.

I'm shocked they didn't get blacklisted at Best Buy. Tim would always return cameras right before the warranty expired and would swap it out for something brand new. I remember one video where Tim (doing his usual no research) went to Bestbuy on a Sunday morning, not realizing they weren't open until 11am, so instead of going home, he sat in his car for like 2 hours vlogging on and off.

 

[Bangarang0522]

Tim in a vlog said he was going to reopening. He even asked Jenn what to wear to the openin. I believe yesterday was cast previews, and the reopening is on Saturday

They can't keep their stories straight. Before Disney Springs reopened they released a vlog about it opening and Jenn said word for word if you're looking for reopening content you wont find it on our channel. I don't care that they go to reopening, just dont say that you aren't so you can get comments from stans praising you for putting health and safety first then going anyway.

He'll definitely be at the preview today or tomorrow even though he says he doesn't feel safe at parks. He was at Universal a couple days ago and posted that vlog yesterday

 

[SheDaisy]

I think it got closed right after they announced and all the drama happened. Is that when they claimed they were being harassed. I am sure she was too scared to keep it open.

They said they closed it like 3 years ago. At least I thought that's what they said.Although knowing them, they probably lied about that too. They can't help but lie about everything.

 

[SheDaisy]

The winners will get those give-away masks approximately three years after they get a COVID vaccine.

Pretty much.

 

[Tavi Huit]

No video for a couple of days from the trackers.
I expect a we are being bullied etc video soon with a sad faced thumbnail- to garner sympathy and distract from the old homophobic and racist videos, followed by a deeply insincere thanks guys for understanding blah blah blah speech.

 

[nrs264]

did they though? could it have been compared? a free gift isnt usual is it?

 

[SheDaisy]

I just had a thought when he fell of the kerb and hurt his ankle.
Was it because someone called his name and he was trying to run away from them

No, he was looking at his app when he walked off of the curb.

 

[Pop!91]

Uhh apparently you havent been on guru gossiper lately lol

Why, what’s been said?

 

[Desdemona]

I remember a while ago Tim saying that he wanted a Tesla, nice that the YT money gave him that. - this is sarcasm.
It's just so much to see them just buy a Tesla when they were only going to look, which makes me think that they were always going to buy that model but decided to do it for YT because content and so Tim doesn't have to go to the park, plus so that Jenn doesn't have to edit the park vlogs where her husband is clearly uncomfortable being - at least the Disney parks.

 

[2020planner]

You'd think Dim and Jenn would've been smart enough to only open the stuff postmarked years ago.

Also, they had that PO Box when they were living in Sanford...

Are they seriously driving back to Sanford every week to pick up stuff?

I think the P.O. Box was downtown. I'm thinking somewhere near Mills Ave because they'd always reference going to the P.O. Box and then eat at that one restaurant that I can't remember at the moment.

 

[Desdemona]

On the off chance people sent them cash or gift cards.

With the gift cards there is a chance that they would have a time limit on them. At least from where I work our gift cards only last like a year or two years before expiring.

 

[Icemaiden01]

Oh the always ordering a burger thing grinds my gears.... it’s fine not to like certain foods but until you try something you can’t possibly know if you like it or not. Take the risk Dim; not like you’re paying for most of it