TheTimTracker

[GrittyFacedBoo]

The Slackers are going on a Staycation....to Saratoga Springs.

Jenn doesn't know what to wear....she's absolutely clueless and incapable of making any decision on her own.

They are staying in one of the Tree House Villas....because the average person can afford one of them at the drop of the hat. Totally relatable! They get a swamp view Tree House Villa! Rack Rate is roughly 947 + tax, with AP Discount it's 568 + tax.

Jenn is looking like a hot mess with awful hair and her one pair of painted on jean short shorts.

We get a tour of the Villa...the weirdest thing is the walk in shower/jetted tub combo in the Primary Bathroom.

They are going to Olivia's for dinner! They are getting take out because Tim is afraid to eat inside even being super socially distanced.

Jenn did that disgusting lip smacking thing on the first bite of fried pickles she ate.

They both got the fried chicken, I'm legitimately shocked that Jenn didn't get seafood, because you know that she never gets to order seafood.

Jenn who never does anything, says it nice to go on a vacation and do nothing....She needs a break from her break y'all.

They have to share a queen size bed, and Jenn complains that it's not her King Size bed she's used too.

I picture Jenn making Timbo sleep on a little bench stool at the foot of the bed like Jan did to Michael Scott.

Their jetted tub didn't bubble so Jenn was disappointed. It wouldn't shock me if these two complained to Management to get comped or discounted on their stay.

Any idea if they were hosted for this, or did they finally pay for something themselves?

 

[SheDaisy]

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So one of the stans posted this, as she was so excited she made the live show. Anyway, interesting that some comments are held for review. Wonder what Jenn has on filter so they don’t have to read comments that make her sad?



I am not completely familiar with the Dis vloggers, but I do know the lady goes in there quite a bit. She doesn’t seem to be paranoid. Unless I’m thinking of a completely different group.

Yeah. A few of the Dis people aren't completely paranoid. Dani is one of them. Although Pete's mom is elderly and already in poor health so he does have to be careful.

 

[peteykirch]

I think Tim's fascination with the crepe stand is that he's hoping to be the first person there when it opens..Vloggers get such a huge spike in views whenever they can claim they are the first to experience x,y,z. Timbo knows his product has been shite for months if not years, and yes even being the first vlogger to get and review a crepe could give him a push in Youtube numbers.

 

[nrs264]

Ironically here in the UK I've seen a number of articles recently that state tests show that bandana/gator style masks provide the least protection. Yet mr obsessive Tim still loves them

 

[Desdemona]

Could you imagine how low the views would be if he wasn't there? If it was the two of them opening mail from 3 years ago? Then Tim might actually have to get some kind of a job and oh the horror, Jen would be home all alone with Jackson. She would go live every day. Needing advice from their ever adoring viewers. Why is he crying? When do I pick him up? Should I feed him? What do I do????

Tim would still be in the job he had - that was never disclosed, but I think rumours were that it was to do with him working with disabled kids? - because his YouTube channel kicked up.
I was looking at there views, the mail vlogs weren't doing that great, like I think the lowest was 57k? But then the recent park visits was like 338k (approx), while videos with Jackson does get the views about 100k+. Likely they will probably need to figure out where they want to go with the channel to get more views, mail vlogs will either stop, or they might make them added on to the regular vlogs instead.

 

[peteykirch]

have you got a link to the reddit?

reddit.com/r/thetimtracker

 

[Bangarang0522]

Wonderful summary, as always! Jenn always looks like hot garbage, and I’m still perplexed as to why she feels that she has some sort of authority to have a beauty channel. I know she’s too lazy to keep up with it, but its mere existence is just plain ridiculous. Those stupid “I haven’t washed my hair in 10 days” bows she puts on really tend to accentuate that doofy open mouth smile she puts on for the camera. I think if Tim finally gives her the boot, I could probably tolerate watching a solo video series where he documents every Florida rain storm.

Tiffany Ann had an extra dash of crazy powder in her protein shake today in honor of Jackpot’s 8 month birthday.

Tiffany Ann is the definition of stalker. Who writes that about a kid and family they never met? Tim and Jenn should've stuck with oh were not going to show the baby on camera that often that they said when Jenn was pregnant. That went out the window the day he was born. They mentioned Tiffany on a live stream which is a terrible idea because then you're signaling you're ok with what she's doing. She also gets offended and won't leave them alone if they don't respond to her. A little over a week ago she mentioned to Jenn on Twitter that she sent Jenn a message on Instagram. Tim and Jenn opened up to this crazy lady because they love the attention. Now they need to deal with the consequences.

 

[2020planner]

As someone who lives in a place where we get all four sessions in a day, how is Tim not more prepared for the Florida weather? Bad enough in his last vlog he wore all black in sweltering heat, but to not have his brolly with him?
Why does he keep going to that crepe stand? Wouldn't there be an announcement online about it being open?
I didn't know that catchphrase, but we don't have Whimpy over here so I think that's okay.
Why does he do this 'coaster update' when barely anything has happened? Why does Jenn leave it in? Just kidding I know why, more views.

RE: Crepe Stand. I seriously think he's on autopilot at this point because you can just tell he does *not* want to be there. It was like the other day with the ridiculous hot dog obsession ("do you think they have hot dog coffee?" Yes, Tim. They have hot dog coffee. OMG).

I think he goes to the parks now and, almost like a "safety blanket" of sorts, sticks to that one thing and beats it to death throughout the vlog or series of vlogs.

And re: rain. I have no clue why he acts as if he just moved to Florida last week and is astounded that rain happens and that the skies frequently look "ominous" (his favorite word). And proceeds to act this way every. single. time. it. rains. while he's filming. At this point, I think it's just another one of his gimmicks, similar to acting stupid, asking questions you know he knows the answer to, etc. He's a lifetime Florida resident and it's all an act for the camera. Simple as that.

 

[Bangarang0522]

Wow. I had no idea that happened at HHN too. I *do* recall it happening at MNSSHP and it blew up on Twitter with a bunch of people tweeting pics of it and even tagging Disney with the pics! Big no-no, Trackers! LOL

It might've been MNSSHP. Just knew it was around Halloween and couldn't believe the idiot stans were lining up to meet them.

 

[KINGAA]

The other day in their live Vlog, someone asked something about Jackson's cousins (maybe referring to Tim's brother Adam's kids) and they said no, that he hadn't met anyone yet. But 1, he couldn't be around anyone else until he had has his shots and 2. then Covid hit. I can't imagine that no one in their families have ever seen this baby! The shot thing is RIDICULOUS!! Who makes everyone in their family wait until the babies have had their shots before you can meet them. WTF!

I’ve been to the hospital to hold babies of family and friends... they were hours old so that is a load of rubbish!

 

[havinalol]

Krispysmores visited with Tim and Jenn in Nov or Dec before the whole pandemic started at their house and at the parks. It seemed really forced though like they were trying to prove they have friends because they always say oh we were hanging out with friends but they don't like to be on camera. So they hung out with them to get other people on their videos

No one lasts long on Tracker Island. After Krispysmore it was Nicole and Jim mainly because Jim is a CM. Haven't seen much of them after Jackson was born. Jim also didnt take Tim to the CM preview which looks like they don't really talk to each other anymore. Although that always seemed like Jenn and Nicole were friendly and Tim and Jim just tolerated each other. And I posted earlier on this thread that I think Jim hates Jenn.

Jim and nicole have been quarantining this whole time. Nicole said they wouldnt be going to disney for a while.
And also jim isnt back yet at work because there's talks going on with the union and WDW about characters and face masks

 

[Minniemousesshoes]

Jenn was going on about how Jackson didn't like the food he was getting while at the same time you could see Jackson diving for the spoon and shoving the food in his mouth.

some was coming out but he wasn't spitting it out - it's just he's not that good yet at making the food go down.

and she even saw that while editing and left it in - making herself look bad.

 

[SheDaisy]

I know this thread is about Dim and Jenn, but did anyone watch Ryno's vlog about his first experience at the Parks since they reopened....he seems more fearful than Tim but actually attempted to do things....he nearly had a panic attack on MMRR because the line nearly stopped and then when he the ride whips you around he touched part of the ride vehicle. He already was a confessed germaphobe, this pandemic has made him a neurotic mess.

Yeah I was watching that earlier. He said that he's not even taking his mask off to drink water. That's so unsafe. He's going to get heat stroke and pass out.

In the past he's always said he doesn't mind meeting their viewers. I can imagine it now. Someone sees him and wants to say hi. He sees them and takes off running. Screaming like a little girl as he runs away. If he's that paranoid, he needs to not go. Then to hear him describing the bag that he takes with him to check his mail. Wow....

 

[Desdemona]

Tim is at Universal....Number 1 to look at the Jurassic Park Coaster Constructions...he wants to look at the Crepe Stand again, and he wants to see the attractions that they are closing "temporarily"

34 seconds in, and we get a mention about an impending rain storm.

Tim getting meta by saying "Do I mention about how about it rains everyday in Florida?"

For Timbo if sees more than 1 person in any direction = A LOT OF PEOPLE!

The crepe stand, yep, still not open disappointing TIm because it looks completely finished on the inside.

Tim is insisting on finding an area to hide out and avoid the weather. Tim you live in Florida, why aren't you prepared for the elements?

Tim got stuck out in the open during the beginning of the storm...he got soaked.

Tim states that there is no filming on Universal rides, but states he used to do it when the "restrictions were more lax" *cough* bullshit you wore your camera glasses and recorded against the rules.

TIm wanders around aimlessly. He finally makes his way to the Jurassic Park Coaster...he zooms in and states I can't tell what they are doing, he then spends a few minutes armchair imagineering what the ride will be.

Timbo doesn't understand "It's always Tuesday" when it deals with Whimpy...TIM YOU IDIOT EVERYONE KNOWS WHIMPYS CATCHPHRASE IS "I'LL GLADLY PAY YOU TUESDAY FOR A HAMBURGER TODAY"

Tim then does some more what-if design work for the Jurassic Park Coaster, finds a spot to hide from the rain and closes out the vlog.

As someone who lives in a place where we get all four sessions in a day, how is Tim not more prepared for the Florida weather? Bad enough in his last vlog he wore all black in sweltering heat, but to not have his brolly with him?
Why does he keep going to that crepe stand? Wouldn't there be an announcement online about it being open?
I didn't know that catchphrase, but we don't have Whimpy over here so I think that's okay.
Why does he do this 'coaster update' when barely anything has happened? Why does Jenn leave it in? Just kidding I know why, more views.

 

[HotDawg]

Maybe if they didn't put their kid on camera literally from the moment of his birth, they wouldn't have that issue.

I agree but there’s no excuse for abusing a baby. I hate it when people use their kids for social media attention and $$$$ but it’s not on the same level as what was done. That said, fortunately, it’s a few sickos and they are a tiny minority.

 

[Smallpotato]

His video yesterday was hilarious, scared to touch anything, won't go anywhere near anything indoors, has no actual clue about mobile ordering etc. when the info has been out for what seems like weeks now. How anyone can look up to this prick is baffling, it truly is.

It's pretty obvious they can't sustain their lifestyle without going to the parks - oh and Adam the Woo made quite a fuss of him when he saw him outside the Speedway, Tim cut all of that out - doesn't like competition does he?

I think this is why I find Tim’s videos so hilarious... he just seems so clueless to everything! He would surprised if Mickey Mouse showed up!

 

[2020planner]

If Tim is that uncomfortable going to the parks, he shouldn't be going to the parks, there is no point in him risking his own health for views if he feels that way. Plus in the Florida heat, you need to take off your masks in those safe zones, there have been vlogs that show medical staff around people who have passed out because they wore them so long without a break.
Again he's doing it for clicks and views, but I think their followers will want to see more genuine vloggers going about the different parks instead of him, showing them resting in the mask free zones, describing the social distancing that is going on and if it's that bad some vloggers do just up and leave because it's not worth sticking around - but even with the negative points the parks can take that and use it to put more training on the staff or even get more staff on the ground to make sure the rules are being followed.
I went off there, my main issue is if Tim talks consistently about being uncomfortable in the parks, he shouldn't be at the parks and stick to the home vlogs, even if it costs them money, surely their own health is more important?

I think that they're going to be doing more home vlogs, in general, and the comment Jenn made about more home vlogs was just because Tim probably realized - more than even being paranoid, the more I think of it - that it's incredibly incredibly uncomfortable to wear the mask for hours on end in a theme park.

I just don't think he has such a love of the parks anymore akin to a Michael Kay, for example, to tough it out to be in the parks because he really WANTS to be there.

I think that so much of the complaining and pointing out everyone doing "bad" stuff by not following the rules is simply for show. Because if you were REALLY afraid, you would not only not touch merch at Busch Gardens, but you ALSO wouldn't pick up random objects inside a Friends pop-up - thereby contradicting your paranoia about touch. At that rate, you actually wouldn't even GO to a Friends pop-up to BEGIN with! Was he actually invited out there by the company putting that on? Because that's the only reason I could see him go for that out of the blue.

Because, as Pop!91 said, it just screams of hypocrisy.

Remember "you won't see that kind of content on our channel" and then he rushes out to the parks. Only to complain rather than show all the GOOD that these places are doing and how AWESOME it is that PEOPLE ARE WORKING to feed their families and keep these Orlando "icons" ALIVE! (you can be safe AND keep the economy going and people employed to keep a roof over their heads)

Now they're back to saying they're going to do home vlogs. Because it's just easier. And, inherently, they're both just lazy folks who were in the right place at the right time to explode a channel about the theme parks right at the onset of theme park vlogging, and now they feel they can take it easy simply showing people what the baby did today and here's us making cookies for the 1,000th time and pizzas on tortillas. Riveting material.

I guess I was all over the place with my rambling here, but those are my thoughts!

 

[2020planner]

Jenn when she was preggers and they tried to be knowledgeable about what rides an expecting mother can ride safely was so painful. She kept asking Tim for reassurance that it's okay for her to ride something like Haunted Mansion that 100 year old frail people can ride with no issues.

Then again Jenn was doing everything possible to screw up her pregnancy between her diet, the constant travel, being on her feet a bunch in the Florida heat/humidity plus the fact she flew cross country in her third trimester.

Yes. She also did water slides at Dollywood, did the fast river at Volcano Bay (which clearly says no pregnant women), and rode on a super bumpy swamp buggy ride. That's what I recall just off the top of my head.

 

[KINGAA]

Just interested to know if you know them personally Kingaa. Do you live near them .

No, weird question. I’m just going off her behaviour on Social Media which is a very very different person to the one we see in videos.

 

[2020planner]

This, but I stopped feeling good and like I'm friends with them very quickly. They started seeming very fake to me. I mean, who knows how someone really is when the camera is off. However, when they started subscribing to all those food boxes and wanting their views to also, so they could get free money for it. It makes me angry that their fans are taken in by them.

Then that $2000 sweater was the last straw for me. I'm like seriously? I understand if he can afford it, then fine. But don't act like it's no big deal and that you have $2000 to just throw around for something that's not going to get much use in Florida.

Yep. And they also linked their Amazon affiliate status to all of Jackson's baby stuff that they decorated his room with or were using for him. They couldn't even just show the stuff or list the stuff. They HAD to link it.

I mean, yeah...I suppose it makes good business sense.

But just comes across as ridiculous when you actually are trying to profit from people buying just what you bought for your baby - and without even truly reviewing it, talking about a product's pros / cons, showing all of it's features, etc. - just that you bought it. I know they did a review for the baby bag or something, but there was about $3,000-4,000 worth of stuff on that one list they posted (it was calculated on Guru, I remember) and they sure as hell didn't go over everything on that list.