Thefatfunnyone

[NoF*cksGiven]

A fucking tour?! Would rather shit in my hands and clap than go and see that

For someone who is supposed to be in recruitment and is always on the self promotion, you’d think her lazy ass could check her spelling and grammar. Who the actual f*ck is sad enough to see her?

 

[Birdyohseven]

Does anyone know anyone who went to the show? I want to know what happened and why she thinks it’s goood enough to tour?

 

[Burning-witches13]

Seriously who the actual fuck plans a “tour” when they’re in the later stages of pregnancy?!

 

[Fanaff]

Jess love, trev didn’t buy you that dress...his mother did. It’s her money funding him being at home I expect

 

[ChubClubThug]

She has the same dentist as Jack Towers I reckon.

 

[#notgifted]

Ok so I used to like Jess but oh my gaaaad, not anymore. Firstly, why oh why does she insist on putting on this sort of ‘ghetto’ accent, has anyone else noticed it? She literally lives a mile from me in Bedford. Reallyyyy Jess? Just stop please!
Secondly, she totally used to say she had hardly any money and she was on a budget, blah blah blah, which was kind of relatable to your normal working family but now I just feel she has become so not relatable by these constant lavish holidays. I personally think she’s made the wrong move with certain followers there. As I say, really used to like Jess but she’s definitely changed.

She's from North London. That's probably how she spoke when she was a teen. She will alter her accent depending on who she's with.

Pre kitchen she was budget central. I think she has portrayed that her holidays are more lavish than they really are. I imagine they only finance some of them and the rest are funded by family or shilling whatever comes through her letterbox or inbox. Not coupons or booking in a leap year or whatever excuses she uses. I wish she'd be more transparent. She'd earn more respect

 

[#notgifted]

Now she's on the beg for a 7 seater car. Good luck love! She's got more chance of getting the pushchair.

 

[SugarQueen]

Her husband is fiiiiine. Wow! She’s such a clip, always looks scruffy and the house is dirty. How embarrassing is the sudden shift in Trev’s insta. Couldn’t be any more obvious that it’s her behind it. Desperate times.......

 

[Swipe Up!]

I see old popcorn teeth is posing in her pants yet again

Popcorn teeth cryyyyyinnn

 

[Serious_Susan]

I didn’t personally enjoy taking my 1 year old into London. Let alone NYC. if she’s happy to leave her while her and Trev go away then why not for this trip?

 

[Fanaff]

Let’s be honest here-you afford these holidays because your in laws often pay and you sold your soul to Asda/Johnson’s/Iceland to pay for the others. I’ve never known TUI to do cheaper flights if you book in the middle of the night, they use specific flights and transfers so she’s lying about that!

 

[Basicbasic]

A real bun fight on her page, well done to the posters who called her out and continued to argue their point.

 

[Swipe Up!]

Fucking state of it

 

[Thefamily]

How has she hone from actually quite ok to a smug, narcissistic, spoilt brat in the last couple of months?!?! I genuinely used to really like Jess but more and more recently I’m starting to really get pissed of by her moaning, entitled behaviour.
Anyone else noticed that it’s since she’s gone ‘curly’ that her hair has been looking manky

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

I don’t believe for one minute she’s only paid £1,000 for a trip to NYC... Sophia’s dream holiday!

 

[urghmummybloggers]

Sis understand this , no one is jealous of your pretend happy lifestyle , of your constant begging for freebies , of those popcorn teeth or of any other part of.your life. Understand people are throwing shade at you because you are a genuienly cringeworthy and embarrasing person , a grown up who cannot take responsibility for her own actions. Grow up

PREACH! Imagine turning around and saying “all those people are wrong and I’m perfect and they are haterz”

Haters of what? When you try and pretend to be ghetto? Haters of your clearly shockingly shit marriage? Haters of you constantly gettting naked for validation and likes? Haters for the pure amount of nonsense which flaps off your gums?

Sit down Jess you melt.....

 

[Swipe Up!]

I am literally gobsmacked that on an action packed DREAM holiday for her daughter she found the time to do a bloody ad! At first I thought it might be prerecorded but... nope!

She’s a shameless, thirsty, lying, leech.

 

[Swipe Up!]

She’s contracting.... going rate anything from £300 to £600 per day in her line of work. Perhaps more

Yes but that’s contracting. That’s not perm or long term guaranteed. Is it? It’s as and when you can get it. I might be wrong. It doesn’t seem to me to be something so secure that the other half could just give up their own career/job. Unless they can pick up their job quite easily.

 

[Cjh78]

Santorini soon for 4 days then NYC in November. Nice.

Though I believe despite the state and Airbnb coming to a truce in May, it’s still illegal for NYC airbnd homes to be rented out (as a whole) to more than 2 people. There’s also a thing about renting for less than 30 days. Maybe they’re just renting a room?

But she does loaaaads of research so I’m sure she’s fully up to date with it all.

Norwegian air is also an awful airline to fly with, especially with children. Their planes are disgusting in my experience! But hey...she knows best!!

 

[Getthefouttahere]

I could never imagine typing that hashtag about my partner! she’s really pushing him hard, maybe he wants to quit his job too and ‘influence’ they will be selling tickets for a double act next year

So cringy isn't it! It's 100% got to ALL be her! She's probably just sold it to him with the whole 'Trev think of all the free shit we'd get' He'll soon change his mind when he realises that it involves having to actually spend more time with Jess and her narcissistic and insufferable ways