Thefatfunnyone

[TheWitchIsBack]

Her comment on Stacey Solomon’s post about reaching out to Mrs Hinch... Desperation dripping from every letter

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Get Mrs Hinch round her house she’d have a fucking field day!!! Hinch the house and Jess top to bottom, she’d be there for months!

 

[Getthefouttahere]

Her gums are a size 20 but her teefs are a size 16

Please don't omg

 

[Spilttea]

That outfit looked awful. The skirt is hideous.

No way is she a size 16 not with a 38 double g chest like she has claimed on her swim wear story.

She is short but easily a size 20 with that bust and back size alone.

I wish instead of jumping on the plus sized band wagon retailers put some thought into their clothing. I don’t want to wear a mini skirt in a fake Burberry looking print.

It’s not about hiding your curves it’s about wearing things that you look and feel good in. I don’t know one plus sized woman in real life who dresses the way some of these so called body positivity influencers dress.

Most including Jess look fucking hideous in pretty much all the clothes they shoe horn themselves into.

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

Comedy apparently.

The only thing funny about her is the level of delusion.

Oh, and her gums.

 

[Fanaff]

How does she try and pass herself off as a writer? Her last two posts have typos in yet she’s posted them anyway! God it is so bloody cringe. I’ve decided I’m going to be a insta influencer/writer/put on a comedy show. There, I’m all those things. That’s apparently the only qualifications you need these days

 

[Fanaff]

I have been thinking about her and Trev. I don’t think it was their choice that he’s a SAHD. I reckon he got made redundant and got a pay off and they are now using that to fund him being at home. I never see her in an office now, they are ok for childcare so it makes little sense him being at home.

 

[Divinechat]

Jess & Trev with their almost identical bios!

Its so embarrasing , everyone can see its her running his page now. Funny how it was mentioned on here that there was no pics of her on his page and boom there she is. Get a life Jess ffs And as for that god awful hashtag manliketrev i am embarrased for you even typing something like that. If you are as busy as you claim put your phone down and stop creating instas for family members in the hope you can squeeze some more money out of your cringeworthy ads .

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

She needs to start begging for a new drive/front garden what a mess

#DadLikeTrev pretending not to know he was being recorded by Jess!

 

[Sozabaryou]

Also, don't forget she a 'size 16' don't you know!

Size talk aside... when she does that face thinking she's all street and sexy... but she really just looks like she's trying for a poop

 

[Sogdhitalley]

Probably claiming job seekers, disability, pip and whatever else on the quiet.

 

[bosstwat]

I could never imagine typing that hashtag about my partner! she’s really pushing him hard, maybe he wants to quit his job too and ‘influence’ they will be selling tickets for a double act next year

The way they talk when they're together annoys the shit out of me too! She is disgusting and he thinks hes something special

 

[Spilttea]

Step 1 of her debt solution... pay £13 for “budgeting” envelopes. Fuck off.

Poundland/cheap-but-do-the-job envelopes aren’t gram worthy dontcha know
*insert Jess boomerang eye roll

She doesn’t have a fucking clue.

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

How I cleared my £20k debt

Jess racked up £20,000 of debt in just a couple of years. This is how she cleared it.

www.bbc.co.uk

This is her, yes? Recognised from the thumbnail.

How funny the first line of that video she’s slating people for always saying what they’ve got or what they’ve bought

 

[TheOnlySB]

Wtf is that yellow jumpsuit and yes that is a massive camel toe you liar

Literally popped on just to write CAMEL TOE
....super impressive when it reaches your tits... although hers are at her waist - so does that count!? Either way... Jesus - she looks Awful!

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

So this “get it off your chest” thing is basically a way for her to get free content for her “podcast” and an excuse to show her massive, judgemental face at any opportunity.
Hard no from me

Can’t stand the boomerangs that go with them

 

[Notinstafamous]

Even tho she posted pics on the same holiday in the same dress and just looked large ( sorry size 16) and then magically it’s a bump she’s cradling Just literally sticking her gut out.

The amount of crap she eats too. Going to be such a nutritional pregnancy

 

[Opalfruit8]

Well done to those who called her out

Her replies are not genuine to me.

 

[Snarky]

Feel sorry for #manliketrev having to deal with her fanny, it smelling like a rotten trout left out in the sun all day.

But sure they do those stupid youtube videos of them eating fucking Mukbang so Trev obviously likes a bit of seafood

 

[Swipe Up!]

They decided trev was going to be a stay at home dad earlier this year - completely explains trying to get him out there on insta like he’s some sort of dad guru!

Certainly does.
I still can’t work out how she’s funded these trips and work on the house while Trev can stay at home.

 

[Gonefishing29]

What I don’t understand is why Trevor is now a SAHD if she’s planing on taking a year off with the new baby? Why are both of them going to be at home? Who is going to bring the money in? She’s going to have to do a good few Ads every month to keep all that money coming in to provide for the whole family. While looking after a newborn! It seems so crazy that he won’t go back to work while she stays home with the new baby.

They have a complete cheek trying to get as many followers and engagement so they can live off their followers for a year and go travelling the world. They live in bloody dream world!

Trev needs to get off his arse and support them when the new baby comes or they need to find a new source of income.

Don’t try and teach people to budget their money when you have no intention of working for a year and just living off Instagram ads. Such a fucking cheek!!!! Instagram ads might be easy money if you can get it but it’s hardly a steady income, they must be shitting themselves not knowing how much money they’ll have coming in but just hoping for the best and pretending they have it all sussed.

Lazy vile people