Thefatfunnyone

[Theonethatgotaway]

All she needs to do is get her gums lasered. With the amount of holidays she goes on, she'd be better off getting her gums done

 

[NoF*cksGiven]

I’ve never known someone to claim to work so much and yet need to advertise so much to make up for the fact that they achieve so little. She makes out her life is so tough, when actually if she spent as much time and money as she does scoffing her face with shit and being on Instagram acting like a martyr, she might actually be semi productive.
Here is some advice, seen as it’s so obvious you’re reading this. Take a step back and realise you’re failing at many many things. Put your hands up and admit you crossed the line and stop for the sake of your unborn child finding any excuse in the world to be insta famous. Everything you touch right now is frankly tacky and screams desperation. Get your shit together, take a bath, get a proper job and stop selling your soul and your family for fame that will never ever come. You used to be relatively bearable, but your greed and arrogance is making you a pariah. You’re using the dead to gain fame, the mentally ill to have as a target of laughs and now your squalid self thinks you have the right to give debt advice? People would actually respect you if you admitted your failings, but instead your pathetic rants are showing you know you’re wrong and you’d rather go out in a battle of disgrace. You’re embarrassing yourself.

 

[#notgifted]

Came here to talk about the Monzo card. Literally just signed up to and now posting like she's an expert. Giving people shite advice on another stupid blog post. What next? The discovery of Starling next? Maybe she'll discover Plum or Chip next....can pimp out her referral codes and not (def not) use the money towards a holiday.

 

[Lulabella-Mozzarella]

Christ is there anything she won’t #ad promote?? A photo of her and the kids in the bath, promoting johnsons products now - her whole Instagram page is one big ad Such a twat

 

[Mylifeinsquares]

She explicitly said she wouldn’t reveal the gender. Wtf

Her engagement must have been dropping so she needed something

She is so contradictory on so many things, like she wanted to announce the pregnancy but then got all butt hurt when people took interest and asked the normal questions pregnant women get asked and wanted to keep it all private. But now she has broadcast a private moment for anyone on the internet to see

 

[TheOnlySB]

agree it’s bringing needed attention to the subject - but she’s completely using death to gain sympathy and using it to an advantage. One of them people that almost enjoys talking about death and making about herself.
That close she didn’t go to her wedding in August!? Quoting her fb comment which was months ago (that hasn’t been her name since august) - really close. Shit move on her part I feel. Be sad about it of course but leave it alone on social media platforms.

 

[Sozabaryou]

Using situations like debt and poor mental health to get more likes and comments is pretty low.
Going around preaching yet taking several foreign holidays, refurbishing her home, gifts for the kids etc... her double standards know no boundaries!

 

[Serious_Susan]

Anyone else noticed she’s not on the girls weekend with Em, Lil and Fran this time?!

 

[Snoopsville]

MAybe there would be less racism in the world if black people didn’t categorise themselves (talking as a mixed race person myself I add). There would be hell if a white person hashtagged #dopewhitedads

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

OMG her therapist actually said that?

Yeah, I remember she’d had an “emergency session” with her therapist and they’d told her to concentrate on being humble and appreciating what she has. Was not long after she was on this morning talking about being fat or some shit.

If you’re therapist is straight up telling you to get off your high horse and stop being a grade A douche it’s maybe time you start listening.

She’s an absolute prick.

The holiday to Vegas has pissed me off so badly... two child-free long-haul holidays away in the space of six weeks is a joke. Clearly that remortgage they did to pay for the kitchen has left them a bit over and rather than do some nice shit with her kids she’s pissing it up the wall on £50 swimsuits, kaftans and package holidays “for the gram”

 

[Aussie girl]

I value my mental health and priva-LOOK AT MY TITS AND THE COLEEN ROONEY DRAMA!! <insert gums and false story about child hood snap where I come across as an incompetent spoilt entitled twat.

LOL yep, im anxious and private- BUT IM GOING ON TOUR !!!!

 

[Fmf17]

I have a bugaboo And I still use it with my 2.7 year old If her legs get tired or going on a long walk I love it. They are fab but they KNOW this and they don’t need some no body to advertise for them. So shameless her trying to get a freebie out of them! There’s people out there that have to work so hard for a second hand buggy even. It’s so frustrating!

 

[Yerrbutnoobut]

Her latest insta stories are hilarious. ‘I don’t know if addressing it on my story was right or wrong’ Jess you know it was wrong otherwise you wouldn’t be explaining yourself now and deleting the post. Everything isn’t about you so stop making out like you’re all high and mighty wanting to do the right thing for others. All you actually care about is yourself.

 

[Gonefishing29]

You can bet she’s not putting away 20% of her earnings for that tax bill that’ll come!

 

[Gonefishing29]

Those answers were mostly fake, probably by Tev or her mum. This woman gets more desperate and more savage everyday. Desperate to get more followers in the hope it’ll bring her more money, what a way to live your life.

Her desperation seems to be in overdrive at the moment! Probably a panic setting in that her hubby has given up his job so she can focus on her instagram account to make them money and now she has a baby on the way so she’s reality trying to up her following before baby arrives to pull in the pay cheques! It must be a really tense and pressured way to try and live your life, it can’t be a happy existence despite the 5 holidays a year .

 

[Jem28474]

Monzo isn’t exactly ground breaking.. had mine nearly 3 years now! Revolut card is better for travelling as you can hold out for rates that are favourable to you but put the money on as sterling first.

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

The cheek of charging that for your first one woman show. Comedians and musicians, actually experienced in what they do, charge a tenner tops when they're starting out.

Yep! I’ve seen some high level comedians for £8 a go when they’ve been preparing for the fringe.

This heifer has a brass neck, she’s got an absolute cheek. I hope she doesn’t get the numbers and it’s cancelled. Who in their right mind pays to go and listen to some obese idiot talk for hours about how amazing they are?

 

[Serious_Susan]

I hate to shame how she looks but wow.
When she found out she was pregnant, did she just eat a couple of horses to feed her cravings? She is rather on the large side already....surely that can’t be good considering how early on her pregnancy is?
She’s creating life, which is a wonderful thing, all the more reason to look after your body!

But she won’t have you say that. Because as she’s said before she has no ill health as a result of her size. The thing people with weight problems need to understand is that we’re yet to have a generation who are obese reach the age of 70/80. You notice obesity doesn’t really exist in those born in the 40’s/50’s? We don’t truely know what impact being obese or overweight the majority of your life will have on us yet.

 

[Funtimes123]

Let’s be honest.. she isn’t jumping on the Hinch officially - since Stacey S and Hinch have become public best buddies, she is DESPERATE to become part of that. So she frequently tags Stacey and now this. Absolutely saddo! It’s got desperation written all over it... let me put a face of make up on and wrap my hair up for effect - I call bullshit. She’s a knob.. a needy, big headed, stinky, gummy knob.

Agree! But let’s face it she won’t even get a look in! Not only is she grubby but her house is too! They ain’t gonna wanna be associated to her when Mrs H brand is all about the clean

 

[Opalfruit8]

It’s all for money. And she disgusts me. I’m going to report her account.